Chris Daughtry's album recently hit #1, proving that America has absolutely no musical taste. Chris was also all over the map this week, making himself look foolish. First, he created a website update where he sadly mourned the loss of one of his band members, Jeremy. Chris had this to say about the loss that no one else cares about,

"I speak from the bottom of my heart when I say that this love and respect wasn't given to you JUST because you are a member of Daughtry...and it doesn't just disappear when you are no longer a member..."

OK, seriously, I can't read anymore of this. The kid left your band. He didn't die. Speculation exists that Jeremy (right) might have been asked to leave the band because he was the only attractive guy and he was taking away Chris Daughtry's non existant "sex symbol" status in the group. Expect Jeremy's replacement to be ugly.

In an effort to sound even stupider in an article on FMQB, the big headed one talks about his recent success and explains his lack of a warm personality (which he calls drive, and talks about celebrity perks such as hanging out with Billy Bob Thornton and... yeah, that's it. I know, I wouldn't consider it a perk either. Chris is quoted as saying,

"I wrote the whole album in a couple of weeks. When I was on the [American Idols Live] tour this past summer, every day off I was in the hotel room writing," he recently recalled to MTV News. "If we were in Fort Lauderdale, everyone else would be at the beach, on boats, enjoying life, and I'd be in a hotel room with Brent Smith from Shinedown, writing until 4 in the morning. I knew that it had to be done, and so my work ethic just kicked in. It's not all fun and games — there's actual work involved and lots of sacrifice — but it definitely was worth it. Because now I can buy that beach."

First off, La Daughtry has no need for a beach because it'll just sunburn his overinflated, bald head. And if he's wasting money on beachesSecondly, it takes actual work to produce a whole album full of Nickelback-lite songs that sound exactly the same? Well, color me surprised! It looks like our least favorite Penis With Ears is trying to edge out Katharine for dumbest quote of the year. Next up, Pickler's entry of "What's an Obama?"