Mail Bag Update 3/16/07

Posted by thefunnystone on March 16th, 2007 at 3:59 PM
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YOU STUPID PEOPLE ARE TAKING A GREAT AMERICAN TV SHOW AND TURNING IT INTO YOUR BULLSHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIVES ARE SO BORING DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD TV SHOWS. I HOPE YOU GET THOUSANDS OF LAW SUITS FOR YOUR STUPID DUMBASS BEHAVIORS. YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS, AND ANOTHER THING HOWARD STERN IS THE MOST DIRTIEST MOST NASTY PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN. I HOPE YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE BEHIND THIS ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Staci

i hope you guys are proud. perhaps you could focus efforts on reaching out
to so many americans on world peace, poverty, education, politics?? Its
really funny to shatter the dreams of truly talented people & also build
angst toward this dillusional 17 yr boy who "truly" believes he deserves to
win this contest. way to promote an "american idol" Also- is this Sunjaya
"future gay" even american??? Sad to see Sundance & Brandon go. keep an eye
open for the karma police fuckers.
-Missy

You are truly twisted. I feel sorry for your mother.
-Rosemary

 

I think it is horrible you are trying to get people to vote for the people that are terrible. You are the cause many of the would be America Idols were voted off the show. You are lifting people's self-esteme without them relizing it so they think they are great. But if they win no one will buy their CDs. It is sick you would do this.
I will vote for the worst
not for the worst singer
but
for worst website...
My
vote
goes
to
WWW.VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM

HA HA HA HOW DO YA LIKE THAT!!!!
-Scott

 

Politically speaking this website should be shut down! this is the most lame stupidest thing i have ever heard of .. and if thats all you have your time for is to wreck a talent show seriously get a life.. let the kid get kicked off.. he doesnt deserve to be there why make him suffer all the criticism and stuff like that thats plain rude and upsetting especially if someone that deserves to be on there gets kicked off in his place.. this is ridiculous.. there are some people that want that position soo bad and yet your going to rig the show and make it so that someone who doesnt deserve it gets it thats stupid!
-Ky

"AI is ripe to be messed with..." So said Matt Lauer on this morning’s Today show, referring to Vote for the Worst. OK, so I have watched AI since it began, and have never voted. There, I said it. I guess I am not in the ‘demographic’ that is obsessed with the show, and sees the need to vote. (And for the record, YES, I do vote when it counts – like for who will be our next President…do YOU?)
Anyway, It IS about time for AI to be messed with…and good for VFTW to do it. This season is pathetic, with kids that can’t sing and judges who psychologically steer viewers to put their own favorites into the finals. Let’s face it – Melinda Doolittle could wipe the floor with Sanjaya, but she’ll get a record contract anyway. Let’s screw with AI and get Sanjaya the title of “YOUR American Idol”.
And for those of you for whom this website appears to be threatening your very existence – get a life. We’re at WAR, the economy is a mess, and there is genocide in Africa …for God sake, it’s just a “singing competition”.
-Lee

I just wanted to give my two cents on your little campaign. I know that you won't post this because you know that it's true and don't want to be embarassed, however I feel like giving it anyway.
I am sure you must know how pathetic you are. Do you people seriously not have anything better to do? For the past 6 years American Idol has given talented "nobody's" a chance to become stars. Small town people like Carrie Underwood who without this opportunity would never have had the chance to show the world how talented they are. I am sure that the producers do have their little tricks that they pull to make the reality show (it is, in fact, a reality show) a little more interesting, however the overall outcome of the show is always positive.
My guess is that one of you tried out for American Idol and thought you were a great singer, and then weren't given the chance to audition for the judges. Now you are bitter and have made it your goal to mock the show with your silly little website. Nonetheless, I can guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that you will not acheive your goal of seeing Sanjaya win the competition. He will be out within the next few weeks and no one will even remember your attempts to sabatoge the competition.
My advice? Go get laid or something and let go of your bitter vendetta. The show does good things for good people and they can't let every hopeful through to Hollywood as much as you would have liked to go.
-Jennifer


THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!! EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT IS VOTING FOR DAMNED SONJAY FUCKIN' MALAKAR IS N IDIOT. THIS SHOW IS ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE'S DREAMS COME TRU N U GUYS R MESSIN' DAT UP. EVERY WEEK HE'S IN DA BOTTOM N HE KNOWS HE DESERVES TO GO HOME BECUZ HE'S IN SHOCK EVERY TIME HE STAYS, SEND HIS NO SINGING AS HOME. I MISS BRANDON ALOT, TO ANSWER UR IGNORANT ASS QUESTION. HE DESERVED TO B THERE. SANJAYA IS A PIECE OF IDOL SHIT N HE NEEDS TO GO HOME. IF HE STAYS ANOTHER WEEK I WILL DO ANY AND EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BAN THIS DAMN WEBSITE N I CAN HAVE IT DONE SO, STOP BEIN' N ASSHOLE N DO WHAT'S RITE!!!
-Dncralandy

You must take pleasure in hurting people. I've never paid that much attention to your site in the past because even what you called the "worst" were not that bad. But this year I think you are really playing around with a kid's future. No...Sanjaya is not ready for American Idol and by you and your goons (and that includes Howard Stern) continually voting for him you are doing this kid a huge injustice. Even if he does have a talent that can be improved you are ruining every chance he may have for a future in what he dreams of doing. You should be totally ashamed. You've made this child into a joke and I don't think it's funny. If Sanjaya was my child I would have you in a lawsuit so fast that it would make your head spin. Grow up and join the adults.....Oh..Excuse me....I forgot....Your role model is Howard Stern....Go Figure! You must be a terribly unhappy and miserable person to have such a campaign as this. If I had to vote for the worst...it would be a vote for the person who does this site because you are the worst I've come across. Absolutely.. PATHETIC!
-Amy

What you are doing with this website should be abolished. You are playing into the producers hands perfectly. Not that I don't agree with your feelings towards the horrible choices that was passed through to the top 24 but you completely ruining the show because of the dreadful performances that are being given by Sanjaya. He can't sing and he is not entertaining. I am a true fan of American Idol because of the singing aspect and not the entertaining aspect. Reality TV is created for entertaining so I agree with the ridiculous performances during the auditions but something I always liked about American Idol was that when it came to the top 24, they mostly all had a good voice and now because of this website and because Sanjaya is still singing each week I have lost interest in anything to do with this show. You should be disgusted by what you are supporting here. And if this continues you will be sorry when the show gets cancelled.
-Mike

You guys suck as much at life as Sanjaya does at singing.
-Matthew

I love you guys. Seriously. I'm an English professor and one of the highlights of my week is reading your mailbag for giggles. I had no idea that "walefare" even existed (I'd love to learn more about this program), and I'm utterly disappointed that I've never felt "jeallios" or "mutainted" about anything.
I feel a little sorry for these people. Sure they have a right to feel upset that their whole world is being mocked, but they are probably clueless about what their letters truly reveal (i.e. low IQ, lack of critical thinking ability, zero social skills). My sympathy, however, is not as strong as my need to laugh. Please, please, please keep 'em coming.
And, by the way, I find your weekly write-ups to be wickedly insightful and funny. I've sent you an email or two in the past (though you wouldn't remember me), but this season is probably your best so far. That most likely has something to do with how horrid most of the contestants are. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Do you ever feel that way? :-)
-Mary Ellen

C'mon, fellas! A "Vote for the Worst" website? And you give such lame reasons for creating it...sheesh!!!
Whatever happened to the good old days of punk ass graffiti, standing on the corner making fun of elderly passerbys, petty larceny even???
You guys want to be a public nuisance but you're too damn lazy to even leave the house!
Jeez, just put down your laptop, get outside and start bothering people one-on-one, in person, for real! Live the American dream!!!!
-K.D.

Greetings. My wife is a huge fan of American Idol, and she pressured
me in the ways only a woman can into watching the show with her.
Astonishingly, I enjoyed it.. At first. Even during the auditions, I was rolling my eyes each and every time someone claimed it was a "singing competition". Then came Hollywood, and the cuts. The first time America voted and Sanjaya et al moved forward, I boggled. How could America be so stupid? The next week, I told my wife that if Sanjaya made it through another round, I wasn't watching anymore, because it was so ridiculously stupid. I was irritated, and frustrated. But then I found this website. I read, I digested, I basked in the fact that there weren't people who took this too seriously, and I wallowed in the fact there were other people thinking the same thing as me! That was several weeks ago, and now I positively giggle when the worst survive another round. Thank you for your dose of sanity for an incomprehensible, pure-image, marketing brouhaha that innocently proclaims itself a "singing competition". Yes, Virginia, and there are WMDs in Iraq.
-Dave

Listen up you insignificant jerk you NEED to find a better way to send you time then picking on 17 year old kids! That’s messed up and you need help. If you get your kicks out of picking on little kids then I just feel sorry for you. All you doing is making a fool of yourself. So you should just stop humiliating a kid who just wants the be the next American Idol. Why are you trying to destroy his dreams? What did mommy and daddy not give you enough hugs when you where little. Well to bad. No one freaking cares! Get over yourself!!! Stop hurting him and his family. Why would to cause someone so much pain? What is wrong with you? Honestly you moron! Obviously the judges thought he was good enough to make it through. If he’s not good enough to be in the competition now then just let him get kicked off. That’s just cruel to help him stay in the competition if he’s not strong enough to stay in the competition. Wouldn’t you feel horrible if someone did that to you? Think about it you jerk! Think about how this effects him. What if he kills himself because of this. I would hope you kill yourself. Even if he doesn’t kill himself you should anyway because the world has enough jerks we don’t need anymore. So maybe you can do everyone a favor and just go away! Leave Sanjaya alone! No one wants you here and the world would be a MUCH happier place if you would just SHUT UP!!!!!!!
-Rhonda

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playblues
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 11:13am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

that's hilarious

u crack me up

 

seriously

playblues
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 11:32am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Milking an association with Howard Stern and screamin racist!!! Too funny.
ldma
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 12:01pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

I love this site!  I was like that guy David above...made to watch the show by my addicted wife, and to be fair I have my favourites Melinda, LaKisha....the really do make the show worth watching this year, but the rest stink so what ever can be done to liven up the 9 long weeks til a meaningful distinction between talents can be made is a noble cause...and hey even if Sanjaya did knock out Melinda or LaKisha, by some miracle of VFTW's evil influence, both of them would be  platinum sellers, with or without winning Idol...in fact it would be cool to have him a an idol... boos during the final would be amazing..

In the meantime  "GO SANJAYA!!" lol

Krispy1591
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 12:16pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2007

THIS IS THE WORST SITE EVER.

Jason77
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 1:33pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2007

Long time reader, first time message leaver.  Love the website and just wanted to make some comments about some of the stuff other people have posted on the website...

1.  Why would the family of the person this site is endorsing be upset?  I'm sure they're not complaining about this website.  If their friend or relative actually had any talent they wouldn't be on the show in the first place. 

2.  Who are these people threatening to shut down this website?  I know most are probably too young to drive, but if you were really this powerful would you actually be worried about who stays and goes on AI?  I'm no lawyer but but the only hurtful comments posted on this website are by the people who hate the website, think about it.

I like to consider this website as one big stress ball.  The people who are leaving the "rude, disrespectful, and angry" comments about the site are venting their frustration because their "idol" is no more and relieving thier stress that way, and those of us who read their comments are relieving our stress by laughing at their comments, so in my opinion this website is win-win for the lovers and the haters.

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Jason77

lambofgod7777
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 4:29pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2007

"You are right in something, sangayja is very BRAVE, knowing he sucks that much and still come to stage week after week.. that takes courage...

But really, you think its wrong making fun of sangayja?, come on, thats wrong, but the auditions on the fisrt episodes are OK?? have you an idea of how many  good singers deserved to audition instead of those poor people?, i mean, there are auditions that are so cruel to the poor people who is suditioning... the show makes profit of embarasing people, and you only care about this site? come on...

 

You actually think simon or anyone care about shutting this site down? hahaha, this site makes AI rating go higher, they love this site, probably they are paying for keeping it up!! open your eyes!!!"

 

No.

If the worst people are on, the show won't be entertaining.

It'd SUCK.

If it sucks, and if it's not entertaining, no one will watch it.

Simon would lose alot of money.

And Simon likes money. 

kyamukun
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 10:34pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2007

Please, please, pleeeeeease make sure Sanjaya gets this message.  Yo, Dawg! Sanjaya, next time the judges give you crap, like, (in lame brit accent) "Your apahling, you khant (brit for "can't") even sing."  respond back with, "Well, Simon, let's see here.  I'm one out of 100,000 people that YOU auditioned.  You whetteled the bunch down to 24 and thought I was good enough.  Now you're telling me I stink.  So, who's really apahling?  Me as a singer?  Or you as a judge?"

 Seriously, Sanj, you gotta grow some balls and fire back.  America likes spunk. Give 'em spunk and they'll give you votes!  If the judges thought you should be there, and if their egos are too big to admit that they made a mistake with you, then you definitely should be there.  Don't worry about picking the right songs.  Just sing from the heart.  Then show Paula what really goes on in the head of a 17yr old!   

 But seriously, America.  Stop giving this kid a hard time.  Yes, KID!  The judges told him he was good enough, they put him in the top 24, then America voted.  Each week they tell him how bad he is and that he doesn't deserve to be there.  Uh, Hellooooo?! Who put him in the top 24 to begin with?  I feel so bad for poor Sanj; he's the only one, and I mean the ONLY one, whom the judges give absolutely no advice!  How can you tell a kid he's good enough then wait for him to be in front of 35 million Americans on live TV and then break the news to him that he stinks?  If you (judges) really thought he deserved to be in the top 24, then help him out for Christ's sake!  Give him some advice and tell him stuff like "Yo, when we first saw you you had this great voice and we liked your style, you need to do something that brings out your true style!"  I mean, come on! They thought Sundance was good?!  Sundance had a good voice and lots of potential?  Good god the fat man mutilated an absolutely awesome Pearljam tune, and he sounded no better than those kids that auditioned with heavy metal voices, you like  know the one that Olivia Newton John said she was scare he'd hurt his throat! 

 So, come on now Sanj, get an attitude.  Get spunky.  And America, keep up the good work!

Nicky Mac
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 3:56pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

I'm sure we're all going to get sued for voting.. pft!

 

Also, I'm sure that those who took the time to write about helping poverty in america, are not lifting a finger themselves.

 People need to lighten up and have fun for once.

TungInGroove1
Posted: March 21, 2007 - 7:27pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

Um, don't think the word fat exactly describes me.  But hey, what ever makes your nipples hard.   As for doing something that helps the world, I do that.  I work for a pharmceutical company.  Prozac for the masses :)   It helps take the edge off the cave dwellers when their lame ass show doesn't let their favorite AI moron doesn't win. 

lnewton24
Posted: March 22, 2007 - 9:16am
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
I TOTALLY AGREE. I THINK IT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT WHAT THEY ARE DOING HERE. TRYING TO KEEP SOME LITTLE PRICK ON A SINGING SHOW THAT HE DOESN'T BELONG ON. HOW HE MADE IT THROUGH IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BEYOND ME. PAULA MUST HAVE REALLY BEEN DRUNK THE NIGHT SHE SENT HIM THROUGH..