Starvation for Sanjaya - The Stupidest Cause for a Hunger Strike Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2007 at 6:54 AM
Share:

This idiot has decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. So make sure you vote for Sanjaya this week, because not only will it make the show funnier, it'll force that girl to flip us the bird as she tears into her first cheeseburger Wednesday night before she passes out. Don't say we never did anything for the children. Kids these days, standing up for such good causes like the elimination of Sanjaya on American Idol.

__________________________


GermanicusTheRabbit
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 6:15pm
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
This is hilarious! What is it about AI that makes some people want to defend its 'integrity' to the death? (Although, as others remarked, her death from starvation is still a long way off...)
Laura*
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 6:18pm
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
lmfao. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard. She needs it anyway. By the finale she'll be down to about 400 pounds. Oh well.  Don't be fooled people she is probably stuffing her face with mcdonalds as we speak.
KO24
Posted: March 17, 2007 - 6:21pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
This is hilarious and oh so sad at the same time. I can’t believe people let a TV show consume their lives like this.
Stolen Picasso
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 10:47am
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
A way for Canadians to vote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FMsYChj34
Go Sanjaya, eh?


"Canada is our most important neighbor to the north."  
-- George W. Bush 
T-dog077
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 7:07am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Looks like her fat ass needs to go on a hunger strike.
LynnAnne
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 7:42am
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Looks like she's been looking for a reason to diet - hope he stays on long enough that you get some of that figure back, babe. Sure could have found easier ways to do it without maligning someone else.
97serpent
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 12:22pm
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
This fat retard looks like she could loose a few pounds, maybe it will do her some good.
Sanjaya for Pre...
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 6:23pm
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
This lady looks like she could use a good starvation diet.
knitphomaniac
Posted: March 18, 2007 - 7:10pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Awesome, thanks. :D I'll be dialing my toe off for little Sanjaya.
Stolen Picasso
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 5:22am
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
LOL! No problem.  Try to get it automated, like some people were describing in the comments. (the system, not your toe)
Good Luck! :)