Starvation for Sanjaya - The Stupidest Cause for a Hunger Strike Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2007 at 6:54 AM
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This idiot has decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. So make sure you vote for Sanjaya this week, because not only will it make the show funnier, it'll force that girl to flip us the bird as she tears into her first cheeseburger Wednesday night before she passes out. Don't say we never did anything for the children. Kids these days, standing up for such good causes like the elimination of Sanjaya on American Idol.

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snakesandarrows
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 2:55am
Joined: 13 Mar 2007

I plan on putting Sanjaya all the way through to the final 2...besides by the looks of this drooling ticking time bomb of a human being...there is no concern about her body being able to survive a hunger strike. She will probably look hot in 6 weeks when Sanjaya is still there and she is the new Terri Schiavo.

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tjallen29
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 7:49am
Joined: 19 Mar 2007

Today marks four years of the Iraq war,... it's nice to know that we're focusing on what really matters..

Plus, you look like you could stand to lose a few... good luck.

dj0114
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 7:56am
Joined: 19 Mar 2007

Well, she COULD lose a few pounds... VOTE FOR SANJAYA! I hate American Karaoke, err- Idol! Let's destroy it together! And if this moron wants to stop eating due to it, then I know the world could use a few less people like her. If she lives through this she will become one of those cat ladies.

 

Aww- to be 23, stupid and without a life!

 

In all the time 'AI' has been on I have seen about 20 minutes total and will not waste any further time on it so I am all for the worse singer winning!

dj0114
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 8:01am
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
I AGREE!  LMAO!
Ellen
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 9:44am
Joined: 21 May 2006
If Sanjaya ever hears of this chick, I hope he just gets a good laugh out of it. The rest of us sure are.
runuts251
Posted: March 19, 2007 - 11:46am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
LMFAO!! I agree!! I mean seriously, is she for real? Oh man, side splitting hilarious!! __________________________

Karaoke Gokey blows.

amswank
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 8:40am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

And it's not backslash... it's a plain old slash.

 

OMG - thank you!!  That drives me up the frickin' wall. 

gmckinnon
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 10:21am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Actually Sanjaya is quite a good vocalist, he's just using the wrong kind of microphone for his unique vocal style.
capofootball79
Posted: March 20, 2007 - 11:21pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
Um by sanjaya staying is just doing you a favor.
14squeaky
Posted: March 21, 2007 - 2:25pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Can i just say this.  I think it is a little ridiculous that you would go on a hunger strike for something as insignificant as this.  I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL, but who would really go on a hunger strike because of Sanjaya.  Lets be forreal and strike for something worth a little more, like say starving children, or homeless animals.  For the Pete's sake and mine get a life.