Starvation for Sanjaya - The Stupidest Cause for a Hunger Strike Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2007 at 6:54 AM
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This idiot has decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. So make sure you vote for Sanjaya this week, because not only will it make the show funnier, it'll force that girl to flip us the bird as she tears into her first cheeseburger Wednesday night before she passes out. Don't say we never did anything for the children. Kids these days, standing up for such good causes like the elimination of Sanjaya on American Idol.

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manic fashion
Posted: March 21, 2007 - 9:53pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Is this even for real? I mean why the hell would anyone a) go on a hunger strike for such a stupid ass cause and b) why would anyone do it in the name of Sanjaya. He is no doubt the biggest joke of the season (or of any season) . Does she not know this is television? TELEVISION = MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT!! What a way to waste one's life.
Kooky
Posted: March 22, 2007 - 8:19am
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

I'd say we need to vote for Sanjaya for at least another 6 weeks to help this girl hit her target weight.

 

ROTFLMBO!!!!! Love it.

hutch4484
Posted: March 22, 2007 - 4:00pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Ok, if you lose, say a pound a day when you dont eat, I figure we have to keep sandjob around for another 165 days for this girl to start looking good. Keep up the good work and VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!!!!
Tonya
Posted: March 23, 2007 - 7:32pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

"I've found myself having slight hallucinations. For all of you that are concerned though, I am still drinking fluids and trying my best to say healthy. Hopefully, come tomorrow night I will be able to have a bowl of soup."  March 21 2007 This is a direct comment from her myspace page.

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

sweetlamb
Posted: March 23, 2007 - 5:10am
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
I wrote to Sara a local newscaster here , and she gave votefortheworst free advertising on tv, they do a american idol thing each week, so they have mentioning it on a weekly basis now, hahahahaa....Oh and by the way, you eating soup...thats not starving, besides you could loses a few lbs. so keep it up!
blair
Posted: March 23, 2007 - 2:24pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
I am going to vote at least 10 extra times this week. __________________________

Blair

idollover
Posted: March 25, 2007 - 2:49pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2007

Looks like i'm going to keep voting for Sanjaya xtra hard and more just to see these people go on hunger strike. Such childish behavior; mummy i will not eat the veggies until you give me desert first.

 Well everyone, lets work xtra hard to keep Sanjaya on till he wins and let this whiner starve. I can't believe there's people with this sort of sore loser attitude. Everything has to go his/her way?

Love Sanjaya, woohooo vote for him this week 

bradyb
Posted: March 26, 2007 - 11:49am
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
lol this lady.  I mean she could use to lose a few, but he's not THAT BAD lol.  Keep up the posts, I love this site.  
theaggravatedjew
Posted: March 30, 2007 - 7:12pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
hillarious!
idollover
Posted: April 3, 2007 - 6:50pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2007
She's back eating. Duh wat a big loser. At least if you want to take a stand do it till the end, not a half job. Weak