Mail Bag Update 3/31/07

Posted by thefunnystone on March 31st, 2007 at 1:53 PM
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I HAE THIS SITE!!!!! I CANT BELEIVE YOU GUYS WOULD DO THIS! WHY? WELL LISTEN HERE! IF THIS SITE ISNT GOING IN 3 DAYS I WILL UNLEASE MY TEAM OF LAWLERS ON YOU YOUR FANS AND FAMILY I"M NOT JOKING! THIS SITE MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MYSELF!
-Abby

this is just wrong. i will be calling my lawyer today and get this site off by next week. its just wrong! if i cannot get it off i will be contacting the POLICE!
-Cindy

I hope you know what your website is doing. You are making our kids think adults are stupid. My kids used to like American Idol, but now they think American adults are stupid and tone deaf. My older daughter had a dream of once being on American Idol. Now she views it as a _*joke.*_* *Thanks, from all us parents who now* *have to explain that not all Americans are idiots just those who conform to your stupid joke. I have to explain this website and it's followers to be like Hitler!! People just follow along and neverthink of any consequences that they might have contributed to. You must be some young punks with no children of your own, otherwise you would not destroy kids dreams in this way. Sanjaya is painful for my kids to watch, and most adults find themselves leaving theroom when he attempts to perform. If you don't like American Idol you could watch something different. You don't have to continue to trash a show many of us enjoy. With the help of Howard Stern's puppets you might succeed to trash the show. Too bad. When the show is cancelled, you will not have anything to fill your miserable time with. And you will succeed at making America look like idiots to our children and other countries. I hope this makes you and all your followers think.
-Brenda

Hey! I just wanted to tell people to back off. You guys are giving a 17 year old kid the chance of a lifetime. If it wasn't for you guys he would be at home having to worry about school and working. But thanks to the loving caring team at VFTW, you are allowing Mr. Sanjaya to be living the dream. He now has stories to tell his grandchildren 50 years down the road. So in ending this letter, I (being a member of the Armed Forces) Salute you VFTW, if only people would look at the big picture and realize you have hearts of gold. Thank You.
-Justin

Yes, I'm writing, because i'm not very please with your website because I think it's wrong of what you are doing, to have people to vote for Sanjaya. Because I think it's not fair at all. I would rather for you to have a website call Vote for the Best, instead of Vote for the Worst.
-Mary

You and Howard Stern...should get married, no wait you must be cloned from him. You're just as vulgar and insipidous. It doesn't matter what you do to American Idol, the truly talented contestants will succeed no matter what the outcome is. They already have the exposure and you're just turning Sanjaya into another William Hung. So have fun it doesn't matter.
-Charles

Sanjaya is Seattle's vengeance for the fair city's rough treatment at the hands of American Idol. God bless you votefortheworst.com, and Godspeed you Sanjaya Malakar, onto ultimate victory and eternal glory!
-Andy

I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NO ITS NOT FUNNY!!! I have been a huge fan of not watching American Idol for SIX GOD DAMN years. But because of YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE I DVRed Idol this week, just to see the delicious awfulness that YOU CREATED. I hope Sanjaya gets
VOTED OFF THE ISLAND so I can't go back to being better than all you Idol fans by NEVER WATCHING THE SHOW AGAIN. Oh, and I talked to my LAWYER and he thinks LITIGATION IS A VIABLE
OPTION!
-Brose

You fucking morons. Go tell howard to blow Sanjaya. Get a life, go to the middle east and stay there you dumb fucks. Hoping howard takes a .44 to the head someday. Have a nice day assholes
-David

YOU STUPID POOPERS!!!!
THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!
YOUR RUINING THE BEST SHOW!
and your motto, "are you in the joke?" is retarted!
thats like saying, smoke cause its cool!
YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED
THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!
DONT EMAIL ME ME SAYING "Lyke omg im behind bars!"
BECAUSE I DONT CARE YOU POOPFACE
YOU UGLY LITTLE JUNKIES!
I HOPE A BIRD CRAPS IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU DIE FROM BIRD SHIT
YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH
fuck you all
YOU BIT THE HAND!
HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN SANJAYA SEES THIS HIM?
HES GONNA CRY!
AND WHEN I EAT YOU I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL
AND IM GONNA FART IN YOUR UGLY BITCHY LITTLE FACE
I HATE YOU!
FUUUUCKKK YOU!
-Mike

I hope you guys are happy...You've completely trashed the show, made millions of enemies, and got Simon to not care anymore! You fucking bastards!And now...Hula-boy is looking even gayer with those hairstyles, just to attract even MORE votes. He had dead bird on his head last time! What's his hairstyle next week gonna be??? Is he gonna get the Phil Stacy look? Is he gonna grow a beard? Mustache?? Will he wear pig-tails!?!??!?! He is the gayest guy I've seen on that show yet. He knows he can't win so he tries to get attention with his hair! And he talks back to Simon, thinking that he's "all that". And this is all because of YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously, are you on crack or something??? I can't believe Chris is gone! And all because of you! Now kids at school are telling me to vote for the worst! I tell them to go fuck themselves, of course, because I hate you guys. If this continues I'll never watch the show again...And for Simon, he'll probably move to Africa or something to do the show there next. You bastards...go to hell.... You all suck dicks!
-Sarah

You and your endeavour (the website www.votefortheworst.com) has angered the Great and Honourable Matthew.
I will let you know that I am a very important politician in Canada. Within the next ten years, my party will hold a majority in Parliament, with myself as Prime Minister. You are in my sights. I plan on raising taxes in order to build up our military to its former glory.
Our first priority will be securing Hans Island from the menacing Danes. Our second priority will be you, for you sir, are a terrorist. A terrorist of the worst kind. I intend to free the once proud land of the United States of America from your tyranny.
We will invade, with a coalition of other nations with Idol spin offs. We will be supported by American Idol Loyalists. There will be a C$25,000,000 bounty on your head.
I write you this now to warn you. It is not too late to take down your website and return American Idol, and all Idol shows, the dignity deserved.
You may forget about me, but we will not forget about you. I warn you, 10 years.
-Matthew

Do you VFTW people not have anything better to do with your time? EVERYONE WHO WANTS SANJAYA OFF AMERICAN IDOL, VOTE FOR EVERYONE BUT HIM. OR VOTE FOR THE OTHER CONTESTANT WHO DIDN'T DO WELL AND IS IN DANGER OF GETTING VOTED OFF INSTEAD OF HIM!!!!!!!! Sanjaya is getting too cocky!!!! And thinks he can win without VFTW!!! what does that say about your stupid website???
-Leah

I have just made it to your website for the first and probably last time. I just wanted to voice MY opinion like you so loudly exclaim is a constitutional right for everyone. I think that when our founding fathers were making these rights into law they had faith that we would use our rights to better our lives and the lives of others, NOT ABUSE THEM!! What your site is doing is ABUSING the rights that so many people died to protect!! You all should be ashamed of yourselves and should use your popularity to do some good, instead of making a mockery of someone elses rights!! American Idol along with everyone else, has the right to make a living for themselves and their family. What you are doing is going to end up costing alot of people their lively hood!! There are many people besides Simon, Paula and Randy that rely on American Idol to send their children to school or take care of their elderly parents!!
As for the voting process..... we as Americans need to do the right thing and VOTE!!! Both in this forum and more importantly for our next President and also at the local levels!! You have NO RIGHT to complain about this voting problem or any problem our country faces if YOU DON'T GET OUT AND VOTE!!
I have confidence in the American people that the RIGHT person will win in the end. All of this other stuff is just CRAP!!
-Barbara

go to fucking hell you fucking low life piece of shit cock sucking fucking losers.
embrace it. You want to suck Sanjaya's cock and that's why you keep him on. Why don't you just go butt fuck each other? And do it to something like Law and Order- Not American Idol. FUCK YOU.
-Tanjareen

You guys are hot. That's all I need to say. H. O. T. Keep it up.
-Amanda

yes I understand that American idol is evil and bad and whatever.but sanjaya is worse I have had lunch detention for the past week after saying " sanjaya puts things in your water", " sanjaya watches you when your sleeping", and " sanjaya killed Anne frank". I have gotten in so much trouble since you have kept him on. American idol is stupid, corny, and pathetic but sanjaya is just horrible so target the next worst(Hailey) please just tell your people not to vote for him because you've gone to far. if you could then I appreciate it. thanks,
-Lance

**YOU BETTER HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT THIS ON YOUR WEB SITE***
Here is my question...if you guys think Sanjaya is the greatest entertainer, then why is your web site called "Vote for the Worst"? You make ZERO sense?! You say that you love him, his hair, his personality...do you dipshits even know him? Have any of you listened to any past idol contestants songs? This is a SINGING competition not a dating competition. So, if you guys want MANJYNA so bad...then why don't you spend your time chasing his squirrel? Your web site is full of shit and all ANYONE wants for you guys to do is tell the truth. You know that he isn't a good singer...you said it yourself! Stop putting your updates week in and week out saying how much you love him...you are a crock of shit! You contradict yourself in the same fucking story! For those of you who vote for Manjyna...would you actually spend $15 to buy his CD? Exactly my point...move on. We all know you don't vote for him because you like him or because he is the best singer...we aren't stupid (well...some might be). Just because Dungeons and Dragons is a thing of the past...doesn't mean you have to stop playing it. Just because your lives are so boring and you live with your parents still...doesn't mean you have to listen to "Dave". Dave is like Will Farrell in "Wedding Crashers"...need I say more? Have you heard the story about Dave? "There once was a man named Dave...who found a dead slut in a cave...she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit but think of the money he'd save". That's when he started "Vote for the Worst.com"...you're a legend Dave! But...you might want to save up some of that money, it sounds like you might need it!
If any of you want to donate money to the "Save Dave" foundation? Just call (866) IDOLS 666. You are just a phone call away to making Dave's dreams come true...thank you America! DAVE NEEDS OUR VOTES!!
-Benny

If Idol is such shit, what would that make you. Dung beetles and shit birds. If this is how you get your kicks, visit a gun store and end it. I dont even watch the show. Not a fan. But if your claim to fame is this, your more pathetic than Idol ever was or will be.
-Johnette

You guys make my day every Friday when I browse the emails. I usually have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.
-Ken __________________________


kikik
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 3:17pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
oh my god. how funny. why don't you put all your rage towards a good social cause or something. who cares who wins idol? it's tv dumbfucks.
anniellama
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 3:20pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007

Just like an American to say they are calling their lawler? LMAO cheers to the above post.  American Idol makes me laugh and this site makes me laugh even more.  Never underestimate the stupidity of an American.  At least we can say they ( Cindy and Abby) are passionate, however misguided in their thoughts.

on a different note.  I think the saying "I'll call my lawyer" replaces "My dad can beat up your Dad" ...just a different generation.

 

 

 

joshuaaberc
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 3:26pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
DOWN WITH AMERICAN IDOL AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF REALITY CRAP.... I AM VOTING NONSTOP FOR SANJAYA IN HOPES TO END THIS STUPID SHOW...AMERICA NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE AND GET OFF THE TUBE..THIS SHOW ALONG WITH ALL OF THAT REALITY JUNK IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND LIFE.
J Allen
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 3:29pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

When she said "Lawlers", I believe she might have been referring to professional wrestling's Jerry "The King" Lawler and possibly his family.

 Just a thought.

joeyharmonic
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 4:13pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Dude. this has nothing to do with American Idol, but I understand your feelings about what was baisically a freak-show disguisecd as an attempt to find great inventions. If you want poeple to actually read what you spent time writng, please don't use a green font and don't post multiple times.
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Ken
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 4:08pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007

Another great mail day on VFTW.  I find his especially entertaining because I have been a lawler for over 20 years.  If you really want to file a lawsuit, please call me!  I will gladly charge you $450 an hour to file the papers, four hour minimum.  Do you want to file in federal court or state?  Federal costs more.  Oh, and please provide me with detail on the damages this site is causing you - emtional duress?  Got to be better than that.  Has it cost you your job?  "I lost my Walmart job because of VFTW.com."  That might work. 

By the way, threatening harm to people on a web site chat board is a crime.

Trashing Sanjaya because you perceive he is gay is ignorant and sick.  It is a singing contest and voting against someone because of their sexual preference is worse than voting for the worst performer.

This is America damnit.  OK enough ranting.  But for god sake can you use spell check?

Pokchu
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 5:06pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Actually, I think it was a fake letter. Communities like Encyclopedia Dramatica use the term 'lawler', since it contains the 'word', 'lawl'. __________________________

MUDKIPS?

I am so speshul
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 5:06pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
I hate Sanjaya, and I don't want another terrible person who can't sing out on the market, you realise that Sanjaya is probally very embarrassed and ashamed that he is only in because of stupid idiots like you are voting for him. I wouldn't be suprised if he walked out himself. I won't use my "lawlers" I don't really have any. But I will use my logic to try and convince you that you are doing a terrible thing
I am so speshul
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 5:09pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
yeah, good point. have any of you heard of Chantel Kuriazic? She's a terrible singer from Canada. I don't (do you?) want another terrible singer making 'headline news' because of the newest album? 
I am so speshul
Posted: March 31, 2007 - 5:13pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
I don't vote, but I have a point to make. how many albums did Fanstasia make? Carrie Underwood? thats right, one! there has only been 2 idols who made it big, Kelly Clarkson, and Jennifer Hudson.