Girl Starved for Attention... But No Longer Starving Herself

Posted by thefunnystone on April 2nd, 2007 at 8:20 AM
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J, the overweight 23-year old who decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was voted off, has officially quit. Being that she's a liar, and she would be close to dead by now from not eating for 2.5 full weeks, it's good that she's giving up the charade. We wonder how many burgers she ate after doing each of her updates, because she had to use some creative camera angles to hide the fact that she's put on weight since the strike began. __________________________


Professor Chan
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 2:39pm
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Yeah, I'm shocked the doctors told her "it was a bad idea" to stop eating.  I also like the German Expressionistic lighting.  Did she shoot this in her dungeon?  Way to sneak a product placement into your hunger strike, "Starving" Girl.

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allnagel
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 3:17pm
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
A doctor stated that "Not eating is a bad idea?" Where is this genious his award for advancements in medicine is here waiting. Remember liars always look down and to the left now rewatch the video and count the lies. __________________________

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WhowatchesIdol
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 5:31pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
It's back on now, LOL
Yo Mark
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 6:21pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
If this FAT COW would have used more light than a candle to illuminate her enlarged figure, we all would have been able to see that this no brain tweed lied about starving. For shame on you my dear, because there are REAL people starving in this world that you should have helped instead of your favorite television show contestants. Were you trying to bring fame and attention to yourself? Fame is a game, and you're not the Biggest Loser, but just a low life loser! It's all good... __________________________

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Smartie
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 10:13pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
I wonder how much "J" profited off this stunt? It was picked up worldwide, online and on tv. http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com __________________________

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Nicky Mac
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 11:23pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
I read her blog(s) a few days ago. She claimed that she lost 10lbs, and then there was a picture of a scale and it claimed that the person standing on it weighed about 155lbs. <--- Yeah, I'm sure that was her. And who the hell is this "MATT" person she keeps referring to?
pherlaithiel
Posted: April 2, 2007 - 11:24pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
I bet Fitness Singles is a bit disappointed in her quitting the hunger strike. If J's the new "spokesmodel", she's going to have to lose a LOT more weight before making them look good. I hope Sanjaya is laughing his ass off at that girl. Sanjaya - 1 J - 0
EminemsRevenge
Posted: April 3, 2007 - 10:25am
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
OF COURSE Sanjaya's laughing...s/he's a lot hotter looking:) [url=http://www.xanga.com/travelerblue/581321243/book-review.html]Same as it never was...[/url] __________________________

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lilbigshortie
Posted: April 3, 2007 - 10:44am
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
lilbigshortie- i kno right u desevers to die cause just cause he is gay. he didn't ask to be that way he just is. __________________________

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mike777
Posted: April 3, 2007 - 1:04pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
These people are so stupid, its just a tv show, lighten up. Its not like if they get kicked off, their lives are ruined; people have gotten famous WITHOUT the help of american idol, shocking I know but true.