Blake and Chris Fan Fiction... Yes, 12 Year Olds Need Help

Posted by thefunnystone on April 9th, 2007 at 1:57 PM
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Not to say that Blake and Chris Richardson aren't attractive young men, especially after the parade of fuglies that normally make up the guys' half of the Idol cast, but someone is taking it a little too far. We've been cracking up all day reading this fan fiction story about Chris and Blake's first homosexual experience, so we wanted to pass it on to you to laugh at. If you want to get off on it too, I guess that's cool, just pretend that you laughed at it for our sake, ok?

Disclaimer for the idiots #1: This is NOT real. What part of "fiction" do you not get?


Disclaimer for the idiots #2: The person who runs this site is gay, it's not homophobic to laugh at pathetic fan fiction stories.

Disclaimer for the idiots #3: Some fuckstick thinks that this is pornography, and then also says I am promoting child pornography. Here is her stupid letter. Warning: This is not pornography, but it's a racy fanfic story. Duh.

Heads up to you guys that you now have adult content on your website by linking to a LiveJournal blog entry containing adult content(text). Word of advice, you should have a link before that warning visitors that the link they are about to click on contains adult content and that they should click only if they are 18 or over. You are putting yourself out there for some big penalties that you can be charged with. I've seen it happen before. At least put a warning on your site, or a disclaimer to cover your asses. Also, I would talk out the words "Yes, 12 year olds need help". Those words can link it to child pornography. I know it gets very technical, but I've heard this happening before. Hopefully you fix it before it gets reported to the authorities!

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hockey18beauty
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 2:53pm
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
WTF!!! what is wrong with everyone who cares about these guys! who cares if they are gay if they can sing then they are in if they cant (sanjaya) then they should get lost ! gosh this site should be called dontvotefortheworst u shouldnt ecourage this...singing means alot to someppl!!!!! unlike sanjaya! GOSH DONT U GET IT! ITS NOT A GAME FOR SOME PEOPLE!!!! its a mean show but some ppl (kelly clarkson) actually bcome famous because they are actually good!! so stop being stupid and dont vote for the worst vote for the best! THEY KICKED GINA OUT!! WHY!!! SHE ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!! SANJAYA! SUCKS! I DONT LIKE HIM! HE CANT SING!! HIM AND HIS STUPID HAIR! ITS HAIR GET OVER ITTT!!!!!! HE CANT SING!! ITS A SINGING COMPETITION AND YEA WE SHOULD MAKE A PETITION! OH DID I MENTION IM CANADIAN!!!! YEA AND THIS IS MY OPINION!! COME ON AMERICA GET REAL! VOTE FOR THE PERSON U WOULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WHEN THEY MAKE MUSIC! __________________________

xox Sally xox Vote for the best, hockey is life

Josh
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 2:59pm
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
CAN YOU!!! PLEASE????? LEARN to tYp??!111
SmellsLikeHome
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 3:15pm
Joined: 20 May 2006
huh what?
provocateur
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 3:59pm
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
All I understood for your rant was "Vote For Sanjaya" yay. __________________________

Team Sanjaya

N1kk1
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 4:05pm
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
To the very top comment, all I have to say is...huh???
TintedWindow
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 4:27pm
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
I find those two EXTREAMLY gay...great fan fiction guys VFTW oh yeah and canadioan girl on the top.....who cares?
elvenjewel
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 4:27pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Is there a reason you took down the LiveJournal and other links you had posted? Complaints? __________________________

Simon says he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon finds the cornflake always finds the melon and one of you didn't pick the right fortune. — Paula Abdul

ManWhore
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 5:05pm
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Awww.. Chris R. is too fug to be gay, but Blake...
youguysreallysuck
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 5:06pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Ok, this makes no sense. You get upset if someone calls this site gay...which is homophobic of you....but yet you post a story about Blake and Chris in a gay liaison. Sounds like hypocrisy to me.
SmellsLikeHome
Posted: April 9, 2007 - 5:21pm
Joined: 20 May 2006
Are you calling our site leader homophobic?