Mail Bag Update 4/16/07

Posted by thefunnystone on April 16th, 2007 at 5:38 PM
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I was so mad Wednesday night when they announced that Sanjaya was not in the bottom three and therefore NOT GOING HOME THIS WEEK that I was shaking and in a flood of emotional rage caused by this STUPID website and the people that keep voting for Sanjaya I threw my glass of coke at my FREAKING BRAND NEW 65" HD TV and NOW IT DOESN'T WORK.  So now not only is Sanjaya still on American Idol for another week, thanks to you jerks, I can't even watch the show and the TV warranty won't cover the damage from what I did.  THIS SITE CAUSED THIS PROBLEM SO YOU SHOULD PAY FOR A NEW TELEVISION, which should not be a problem since you are making so much money by trying to ruin American Idol.  Please email back and tell me how you want to pay for the TV.  I have not been able to sleep since Wednesday and I don't think I will be able to until you pay for what you did and Sanjaya is kicked off the show. Please do the right thing and help me.
-Dan

YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TRYING TO STOP THIS SHOW'S AMAZING RUN? PEOPLE LIKE ME REALLY APPRECIATE THIS SHOW AND IN A COUPLE OF YEARS WANT TO TRY OUT...BUT YOU ARE RUINING THAT. YOU ARE STOPPING THE CHANCES OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO TRY OUT AND YOU ARE DESTROYING THE CHANCE FOR PEOPLE CURRENTLY COMPETING IN AMERICAN IDOL TO BECOME SOMETHING BIG. SANJAYA, NO OFFENSE, IS THE WORST CONTESTANT THAT HAS STAYED IN FOR THE COMPETITION AND MANY MORE COMPETITORS ARE EXTREMELY BETTER THAN HIM...YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED...THIS SITE ISN'T FUNNY AND IF AMERICAN IDOL STOPS AIRING...I CAN, I WILL AND I DO BLAME YOU! SIMON COWELL IS ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF QUITTING THIS SHOW AND I HOPE SOMEONE GETS YOU INTO TROUBLE...IF THEY DON'T I WILL AND I HOPE YOU ARE THROWN IN JAIL BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAWSUITS CAN BE BROUGHT AGAINST YOU NOW? YOU ARE ENDANGERING THE WELLFARE OF SOMEONE'S REPUTATION (THE BETTER CONTESTANTS) AND ENDANGERING THEIR FUTURE. I HOPE YOU PUT THIS LETTER ON THE SITE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE AND HOPEFULLY FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU...GET A LIFE.
-Christian

You guys suck!!! you turn the most popular show in America into a crap-fest! Do you know that Simon will quit if Sanjaya wins?!?!?  And because of you, American Idol is loosing publicity every week!!  Cut this crap and act like human beings!!! You say it makes it entertaining, well not for me!!! SERIOUSLY!!! words from simon: its a TALENT contest! Do you grasp the word talent!!! Sanjaya is far from it so stop making a horrible site just to
entertain you very dull lives!!!!!!!!!! And Gina was my fave!!! AND YOU MADE HER GO AND FOR THAT I HA TE YOU! PS: VOTE FOR BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!
-Kati

you people are a bunch of idiots listening to somebody like howard stern of all people and you are getting good singers voted off, here let me name some off the top of my head chris sligh, gina, sundance,stephanie. stop voting for this crapbag you idiots he cant sing, he looks like a retarded monkey and other things man. it wont be long till sanjaya is elimanated people he cant carry the the votes against the other singers. you guys are messing with the shows money and ratings so just stop it a bunch news people are ready all over this thing and its not long that howard stern is sued and the website is PULLED.
-Royce

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS IS COOL I LIKE AI  YOU GUYS  ARE TRASHING IT  THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY SHOW THAT ME AND MY HOLE FAMILY CAN ALL WATCH AND THERE ARE 7 OF USE STOP ITS NOT RIGHT  !!!!!!!!!!
-Jessica

you must be very proud of yourselves you suck and your stinkier than garbage and I hate you If you don't like American idol don't watch it and I hope people do give you lawsuits you don't care about any ones feelings except yourself treat others how you want to bee treated.
-Angela

I am an American Idol viewer and I think it is totally ridiculous what your website is doing. I think American Idol should sew your website. It is because of your website many talented singers are getting voted off. I say this because we all know that Sanjiya can not sing and should have been gone a long time ago. Well I just wanted to express my opion.
-Dennis

I think that it is very stupid for people to vote for stupid sanjaya or whatever his name is. Its honestly not fair to him after american idol if he wins he will think that america loves him, but in reality we all know he is not that great. Why try and ruin stuff for people who love the show and would like to think that their vote matters when it really dos'nt because of all the stupid idots on this sit and stupid howard stern he needs to just go away and never be heard of again the stupid pervert. well thats my opinion and you all suck. not ever going to watch idol again cause you all ruined it.
-Michael

My name is Lauren.  I'm now 24.  When I auditioned for AI in NYC, I was only 20.  I don't follow AI anymore b/c I firmly believe that its "purpose" is false and when I heard about "Vote for the Worst" it really hit home.  The supporters and voters of AI are only supporters b/c they have no clue what actually takes place during the audition process. You get thousands of emails a day, but I think you will want to read this.
I might not be the best singer, but I sure as hell know I am 100 times better than half the contestants that you see being laughed at on tv. (some of my original and covers can be heard at www.myspace.com/laurenastott). My experience goes like this and I will make it short and sweet.
-As I approached the audition room, they divided us by race, weight, style, etc.  I was appalled.  They put me in the line with "normal" people as I call it, the nothing special line.  They had a line of just black people, a line of white people, a line of fat people, a line of skinny people, a line of people that looked "freak"ish, a line of people that looked preppy, etc.  It was just unbelievable  and I am in shock that it has been allowed to continue this way.
-nobody ever made any of us contestants aware that the judges in the first round would not be the famous 3
-before you even audition, the judge knows if he's going to let you continue through. The judge I had was named Simon (not Cowell) and he looked me up and down, told me to sing, i literally only got out 5 words, and just looked behind me at the next person and told me, "no."
-one girl made it in my group of 100.  She was a white girl with dreadlocks, that definitely did not have a voice.  She looked "different".  That is why they picked her. It's all about ratings.
Although I refuse to watch AI at all b/c of my own experience, I heard about your website and decided I needed to share my story.  I'd be willing to bet most people who auditioned for AI  fully support your purpose.  Those people who are voters of AI and are against your purpose, have NO idea what they are talking about.
-Lauren

Just for your information; I think you people need to get a life. We don't think this is funny one bit.. You guys say you don't like American Idol, But you sure spend a lot of time talking baout it. If you don't like it or agree with what's going on why not just shut up about it.  There is a lot of talent that you are screwing up.. PLUS>> you don't accomplish anything.. those that don't win still get record deals.. DUH.. So your wasting your time for "something you don't like". seems that you can't sing so you just feel sorry for Sanjaya.. So you do have a heart.. I personally watch this for entertainment.. So I don't give a rat's ass who wins.. But, I think you guys suck for doing this.. and you know what comes around ... goes around.. KARMA.. Try supporting Blake and Chris for once.. get rid of fucking Melinda!!!! OH MY GOD .. She sucks... Anyway .. Better watch mouthing.. I heard from someone in the business that it took 3 years to finally crack you guys.. You could be spending some time in the slammer..  or pennyless.. for something so stupid.. and "you don't like"  seems you like it enough to waste so much time on it.. later dweebs
-Angela

Hey, the link to your website even found his way to a German newspaper. I never heard of Sanjaya Malakar, Melinda & Co before (thank god!), but I'm sure your efforts to make the show "more entertaining" are worth it. In Germany we are suffering under the same plague, called "Deutschland sucht den Superstar!". Every year the candidates look, sound and behave identically and every damn year 90% of the nation is sick and tired of them after the first show. To make things worse, it's not enough to change the TV channel, because somehow the jury's stupid comments and the candidates' "songs" make their way to every other TV
and radio channel. Something like a German "votefortheworst" would definitely be a good
medicine to heal our TV from the "Deutschland sucht den Superstar!"-disease. Being a patriot, I'll maybe try to initiate this for the next season. Until then, I wish you guys a lot of success - may Sanyaya Malalaka (or whatever his name is) win!
-Andreas

I have recently been made aware of the plans to sabotage American Idol. I currently live in the UK but I'm American who relocated several years ago. Can I just say that with all of the garbage on TV that is poison for kids and teens to watch, this is the first "family" show in the style of the 70's variety shows that has come along to brighten things up in a LONG while.  Some of us prefer not to watch "In the crib" on MTV which used to be a music channel and all of the dramas depicting what real family life is..... which most of the time is plain rubbish. I grew of in the 70's watching shows like Donny & Marie and Tony Orlando and Dawn.  Cheesy yes, but what's wrong with good, clean family entertainment.  At least I was brought up in a society that still respects people and doesn't think the world owes me anything.  I would still help a little old lady across the street for goodness sake! How many young people can you say would do that, or even care? The point I'm trying to make is, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but deliberately trying to squash a show that obviously millions of people enjoy and can watch together as a family is just pathetic. I hope you consider comments like mine and let Howard Stern know that I USED TO think he was funny.
-N. Sutton

Thank you soo much for this funny website! We here in the germany have the same problem with all these stupid lookalikesuperstars and so from now on, I will support Sanjaya as much as possible! (Maybe I call for him via Skype). He is such a great singer ;) Keep on with your work and let´s hope that all this Idol- Bullshit is going to crash in the US and here, too
-Thomas

I am tired of stupid people messing with the rest of us.  We don't want you to do that.  You can have all the dump ass ideas in the world and you can play with them and experiment with them but when your stupid ideas start messing with people's lives then you need to stop. 
Reality shows do bite sometimes and they are cheesy and lame but when you find one like American Idol or say you want to mess with an American Icon like  "The Price Is Right" then you mess with American's who are just trying to enjoy their evening of peace and quiet amongst a world of SHIT!!  That is me, a woman who has had a life full of crap and just works her ass off during the day to make a living and have the things around her that make her comfortable.  I come home to an evening of American Idol to watch some dumb ass people experiment with others lives. 
Some of these kids actually have a chance at fame and a life of comfort and ease and you mess it all up.  Who are you and why would you ever do something like that.  Why??  You have to much time on your hands and you are making a living off others discomfort, anger, frustration not to mention sacrifice.  STOP you idiots!!
-Monty

This website is ridiculous.  Whether or not you like the show, there are really talented individuals that are being sent home.  I don't believe that you have the power that you think you do.  Why?  Because there are thousands of people who have tried out for American Idol and didn't make it and now they want revenge and so does their family and friends.  So, this is what happens. 
Do you have any idea what you are doing to a teenage boy?  You are voting for him because he's the WORST Idol.  You talk and talk about American Idol being a complete sham, well so are the owners of this website and anyone that participates in it's lame propaganda. 
The contestants that have been voted off because of your website should sue you.  In fact, American Idol should sue you.  And yes, that's very possible.  So, while you are out there on your High and Mighty kick, keep in mind that you are ruining Sanjaya's life (he knows he should be gone by now) and all of the talented contestants that have been sent home because of you and your little minions.
Your website isn't helping change American Idol for the better.  In fact, no one cares about your discussions on the auditions.  All American Idol fans know is that you are ruining lives and making this season worthless. 
And, if I were Sanjaya, I'd see you in court as soon as I get voted off (and he will, even you know this will not last).  This website is slander in itself towards him.  He's not famous because of you.  He's infamous.
Don't you think that if American Idol really did all of the awful things you've made so very clear, they would've sabotaged the voting and been rid of Sanjaya long before now?
For those auditioners out there voting in order to sabotage this season, grow up.  You either couldn't sing or you were overlooked.  There's always another season and another audition.  Stop aiding in this because you wouldn't want it to happen to you.
So, Voteworst, instead of putting teenage kids' responses on your website that make them look silly, put this one on.  I'll be waiting.
-Chas

A ton of us at southern illinois university think you're awesome.
thank god for people like you.
-Robin

I don't understand why anyone would want to watch the worst part of American Idol (the humiliating auditions) or extend that portion throughout the season by keeping an untalented person on for the  amusement of others. I never watch the auditions because unlike you sadistic twisted people I am not interested in seeing the mentally ill and untalented humiliated. I just don't find that entertaining. I also do not find it entertaining watching Sanjaya sing week after week. I would have liked to see him go a long time ago as I find it painful to watch. I find your tactics ridiculous and cruel. This young man thinks he is doing well because he is not voted off- kind of like a parent who lies to a kid to make them feel better, which is just as wrong. There is something very wrong with people who find entertainment in cruelly returning an untalented contestant to a talent show to perform in front of millions of people for their sick amusement. This is just a lack of human decency on the part of your voters. I am sure your mother's taught you better. If not, she did not do her job! I just thank God I have TIVO so I don't have to watch every painful second of this travesty! I for one am very disappointed that so many people revel in the humiliation of others. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
-Kelly

One question...Are you serious? Sanjaya, i mean come on, he freaking sucks.  I can tell that alot of people are getting annoyed with this little freaking site. NOBODY likes hearing sanjaya, he is so gay!! i mean most of your hits are probably from GAY guys, because they think he is pretty.  i mean wtf? what you people are doing is not right.  your taking peoples dreams away, by this i mean, that what if some one is 15 right now and they can't get on the show because they are to young, but they want to wait a couple years, then they want to go on.  and what if they make it, and you guys are stupid and are like oh he/she is good, so lets pick this guy, he sucks. well doing this will ruin the whole show. hmmm...last year.....lets see, it was Taylor hicks, he sucks too, then it was catherine mcphee, after taylor [2nd] then i believe it was elliot, then chris.  and which one of them had a hit, and it was on the radio before the others. YES CHRIS DAUGHTRY had a hit, before freaking catherine mcphee, what a whore, i hate her, she should have never got 2nd, but taylor, i mean gross! did you guys pick him? because he sure damn does suck!!!, and elliot he's ok, but i would have seen a real singer win. CHRIS *cough cough* you guys should go kill yourselves right now, i mean, everyone hates you anyway. what it sanjaya wins, no one will watch anymore, because of waht your doing....i''m jjust so sick and tired of you and your little freaking website, whose name is gay... i mean votefortheworst.com  how gay! i hope your happy, your making one of the most watched shows not be liked.
-Andra

It bad enough there isn't anything good on t.v., that you have to make it worst. people line up for miles to really see if they have talent and now you are making a joke out of this crap! It no wonder I haven't watched it! I probably watch 5 shows a week, and now its 4. People like you make me sick.
-Mari

Dave poor pitful attnetion whore.Do you realive just how dumb you and your sight really are? In the eyes on TRUE AI fans you are as dumb as butter.The fuckmice that actually listen to you must of had labottomes cause all the stuff you say sounds like puck to me.I can't beleave that you treat Sanjaya so bad calling him "sand in your vagina" "sangina" thats horrible rude offensive and horide.Us TRUE FANS WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH JUST YOU WAIT.AND I'LL COME BACK TO RUB IT IN REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYY GOOD I PROIMOSE!
-Mabel

I can't help but to laugh out loud at how much fun you have made watching this show!
I love reading the ridiculous posts coming in trying to slam this wonderful website. It really makes this site really much better. Without those ridiculously funny posts ... this site would be good... with those it makes the site GREAT!! The internet has given us so many entertaining things over the years, and your site ranks right up there at the top.
Your site is hated by many, but loved by MANY MORE!! Bwahhahahaha! See it is difficult for me to maintain my composure and to not LOL! Thanks to the success of your site and bringing back live situational comedy back to Television. Now come on... a Pony Hawk... how is that not just the funniest thing ever? I loved it and I'm looking for more fun to come... Thanks to all involved and to those of you who are all wrapped around the axle about fairness and this site ruining a perfectly good TV show... GET A LIFE and let us who are having fun live ours. If you want a "Perfect" talent contest... start your own TV show... American Idol now belongs to VOTE FOR THE WORST!! Now I'm back to living my normal life ... just waiting for another round of American Idol. Rock on Sanjaya... show us the chaps and 10 gallon hat this week and you will rocket on to see another round!
-XNAPSTERUSER

To Dave and his group of buttkissing buffoons! You know what get over you're selves !
You and Stern ARE NOT keeping Sanjaya in its his fans that are keeping him in.So why don't Dave,Deb and the rest of you mindless morons JUST GET OVER YOUR SELVES. VFTW is a joke you don't mess with the results infact you're votes are don't squat!So just quit with the childish games which is you're site and get jobs,gets a life .No I take that last part back if you're goal in live is to "mess with" a tv show and try to "screw it up" why don't you all go chug poision. The show has billions hundreds thousands  of fans that cancel out you're votes so like I have stated YOU'RE VOTES DON'T DO JACK! BTW you will all go to hell for you're bad behavior !
-Gerry

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Mama K
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 8:55pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
"I can only assume you mean vagina -- if you have one, learn to spell it, please, before you use it" BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!
Bunky the Clown
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:01pm
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Gotta love that Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V ...
SoulPatrol
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:09pm
Joined: 22 May 2006
Naw....they're getting funnier and funnier every week. the desperation the misspellings the threats Half the fun of this site is reading the mail bag. I cannot wait until LaKeister is thrown out on her fat ass, and then the illiterate ghetto people will be writing in about "whopping yo mofo ass" and "slapping up yo face beotch" and other ghetto slang. Maybe this week......let's Ghetto the Mailbag!!! __________________________

Northern California DJ and Karaoke Music for non-cheesy Sacramento weddings.

Bfreed
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:12pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
I can't get over the fact that what all your AI lovers don't seem to understand is that someone is kicked off the show every week. So that even if Sanjaya was kicked off - your sorry excuse for "MY FAVORITE SINGER" would only have lasted one more week anyways. They aren't very good and no one likes them enough to keep them on the show. Trust me - Gina and Sundance would not have made it to the end of the show - nor would Hillary? Heather? I can't remember her name... But does it really matter? GO SANJAYA!!!
unfortunatemusic
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:16pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Who Dey, it was nice of you to point out a positive in Royce's comment. Being able to spell sue correctly is a huge step for our youngins. Seems to me they finally passed 4th grade...or was that on my 3rd grade spelling list?
kitsuneshoujo
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:16pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
I actually dont like Howard Stern, his show is pointless and boring, he doesnt say anything interesting... and hes not much to look at either. But if hes sponsoring this site, or even got it going, then good for him, because I love this site. ^_^
MaybePartyingWi...
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:32pm
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
For those playing along at home, bodog.com has updated their 'AI Winner' line: Melinda Doolittle 3-4 Sanjaya Malakar 2-1 (last week 5-2) Jordin Sparks 2-1 Blake Lewis 4-1 Lakisha Jones 8-1 (last week 5-1) Chris Richardson 25-1 Phil Stacey 45-1 http://www.bodog.com @ 4/16/07 Sanjaya continues to maintain top-4 status across online betting sites. But, you know, bookies vote with their hearts, so I'm sure we can discount this. - Army of Sanjaya
anastacia_3217
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:38pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Poolboy, I am so glad that Dave and the other owner's of this site have your contact information stored...do you know the definition of a hate crime? Maybe you should be careful with whom you call gay, especially in the manner of which you say it. Let's just call it the Imus factor and effect. And you sir, are a complete joke...if you hate this site and it's ideals/motives so much, then why are you even visiting it? One more thing, have you ever considered that the one who touts around calling people "gay" is the one who really is and is so ashamed that s/he has to cut others' down? Anastacia And before you try to call me dumb, ignorant or stupid...I have 2 undergraduate degrees with 3 majors, 2 Master's degrees (of which I had over a 3.9 GPA and graduated Magna Cum Laude) and am a Federal Law Enforcement Officer (which means I am a Special Agent) and a damn good shot. I am also working towards my PhD in Forensic Anthropology. My point (since you are obviously too ignorant to understand) is that you have NO idea the type of individuals you are talking to or about. I have my own mind, can make my own decisions, and am intelligent enough to know that American Idol is as "fixed" as any other reality television show. So poolboy, the next time you try to tell all the people in the world what a terrible person Dave is....maybe you should think twice...he might be putting his life on the line for our country every day (just like I am and just like our military is). __________________________

"I might not agree with what you say, but will defend you to the death for your right to say it." - Anonymous

xPretentious Shrewx
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:49pm
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Hahaha. They're so cute when they try to blame us for their stupid actions. Don't get caught by the Fishers of Men!!! __________________________

Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!!!

RJinLA
Posted: April 16, 2007 - 9:50pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Dan: You are either the biggest idiot or the worst liar ever to muddy this site. Serves you right. Christian: Yada, Yada, Yada Katie: Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? Royce: Didn't we throw you outta here LAST week? Jessica: Your "HOLE" family? As in You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground? Angela: Yes, we ARE very proud, thank you! Dennis: Run along and watch TV now honey.... Barnie is on. Michael: We're happy that you've come to your senses N. Sutton: I just spoke to the Queen. She's never heard of your lying ass. Monty: Who the hell names their kid "MONTY"? Must have been a difficult birth Angela: "get rid of fucking Melinda!!!! OH MY GOD .. She sucks..." And you're talking to US about Karma????????????????? Chas: I see you've chosen this opportunity to embarras yourself publicly. Robin: You ROCK! GO SIU!!!!! Kelly: We're not ashamed, so THERE!! Andra: Yes, we are serious you retarded monkey. Mari: You make us sick too. Matter of fact, I threw up in my mouth a little just reading your ignorant-ass email. Mabel: With that name, you have no business making fun of ANYONE AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Gerry:"You and Stern ARE NOT keeping Sanjaya in its his fans that are keeping him in." That's what we've been saying all along, buttwipe!! __________________________

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"