Did Howard Stern Inadvertently Kick Melinda Off?

Posted by thefunnystone on May 18th, 2007 at 12:53 PM
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This is a really interesting read from Howard 100 News. It talks about the possible rigging of American Idol and what the producers thought about VFTW this year, so make sure to click read more and check out the whole thing.

"Does Howard 100 News owe an apology to American Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle? A source inside the show claims that American Idol was reportedly in a panic yesterday to put the brakes on a Howard 100 News investigation into voting on the FOX talent show. This source alleges the show decided to switch horses at the last minute, that contestant Blake Lewis was allegedly scheduled to be told to go home last night, until Idol producers changed their minds...

Our source claiming Simon Cowell allegedly said quote “F--- Howard Stern,” and added that the Idol result last night would be the opposite of what Howard 100 News reported. All of which might explain the strange subdued mood on American Idol last night. So if the last minute switch is true, Howard 100 News must apologize to the talented Melinda Doolittle.

But now, Howard 100 News reports that another source has revealed a bombshell claim about American Idol; that in 6 seasons only two American Idol’s have been picked by the viewing public, according to our source. The source claims that this season, producers of the show had allegedly decided to go straight, to let viewer votes decide the winner, but panicked when Howard Stern and VotefortheWorst.com backed Sanjaya. The show then reverted back to picking the winner, according to our source. The source claims Sanjaya was running away with the competition, until producers decided to take back control and throw him off the show in spite of Sanjaya’s alleged vote victories.

Bottom line here; three sources telling Howard 100 News Jordin Sparks has long been scheduled to be the winner of American Idol. Now will the producers switch that? There’s one way to clear all this up… release the vote results and prove that American Idol is run according to how the viewers vote. By the way, FOX Television has still not called us back after running off the phone two days ago."

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Nightwing69
Posted: May 23, 2007 - 5:18pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear CWalker3409: OK...let's get this straight...you state that your "only problem is you people." So...I see... You continually come to this site, where Magooish, John Jacob, Henry and others politely kicked your ass, and I blew your anal pores into outer space. And, yet, here you are again... Well...Sugar Pie, I need to tell you a story. Once upon a time... There was this douchebag named Toizeman369. A very pathetic, mole-like creature, Toizeman369 never left its room or his pc. Its life was solely all about AI; it would literally die right on the spot if the show were cancelled. It spent all his waking days and nights steeped deeply in all that is AI. Its hillbilly parents weren't concerned that their little hermaphrodite NEVER left its room...it seems that they were too busy eating their potted meat-snuff-potato chip-moonshine pie and watching...well...YOU GUESSED...AI. Toizeman369 spent its days and nights idolizing AI, masturbating incessently to Simon's and Paula's photos... One day, Toizeman369 found VFTW while doing a Google search on AI, and its head almost exploded in rage. It was APPALED that VFTW dared to challenge its new religion, AI. It kept coming back and back and back to this site, posting horrific bile. It was, then, only fitting that left VFTW with the most horrific ass spanking ever inflicted in history. Toizeman369 was a masochistic fucktard (and, also, a "fucking liar"). You, CWalker3409, are, too, a masochistic fucktard, and you're acting JUST LIKE TOIZEMAN369. You keep coming here ONLY to have your pathetic, pockmarked ass beaten to shreads by, of all people, Magooish, who is one of the kindest and gentlist Worsters here. That takes some doing, Mister Man...but, I had no fear whatsoever that Magooish would bring her case of whup-ass to your doorstep, stamping it and your ass "Special Delivery." So...I'm sure you're now asking yourself..."what's a masochistic fucktard to do?" Keep on coming back for some more ass thrashing? Or find some other mastubatory pursuit? If you don't watch out, dumbfuck, M-Dawg will be forced to create an Ass Spankin' Chronicle for you...of course, that's what you probably want, anyway, you dirty, dirty boy! M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

melissarawr
Posted: May 23, 2007 - 11:20pm
Joined: 23 May 2007
Where is Howard getting this info, where is the source coming from?
CWalker3409
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 9:45am
Joined: 21 May 2007
YOU ARE SO DUMB!! Where do you come up with this shit? You know what it doesn't matter anyway. You dumb, stupid mother fuckers have a great life because JORDIN WON!! And thats all that matters. You can say all you want but it doesn't matter now.....the truth is told!! JORDIN IS THE BEST!! By the way saying, "that's what you probably want, anyway, you dirty, dirty boy!" GET IT STRAIGHT DUMB FUCK, I'M A WOMEN!!! SO THATS MA'AM TO YOU!!
Nightwing69
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 10:20am
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear CWalker3409: You're a woman? Wow...I knew that I whiffed some skanky snatch every time I looked at your posts, but I just figured that the horrible odor came from your gigantic poop shoot... So...Jordin won. Yawn. Do you know, CWalker3409, that I've only watched AI once (and ten minutes of "Idol Pretends To Give A Fuck"), so, I personally don't care who won...because...Mister Man...VFTW is the winner! I know that this will hurt your head trying to understand this, but this site is about pointing out AI's hypocricy, arrogance and mendacity. Along the way, we pick out performers to back (LIKE THE MAGNIFICENT SAN MAN!!! LONG LIVE AND RULE SANJAYA!!!) which will, inter alia, piss AI's "producers" off. So, you hairy monkey, do you think that this site or its supporters give a flying fuck as to who "won" last night? Get this in your thick, brain-damaged head... THE SAN MAN AND VFTW WERE THE OVERALL WINNERS THIS YEAR!!! HOORAY!!! WHOO-HOO!!! Now, you can go celebrate Jordin's "win" by jerking off your humungous penis to Jordin's photos... Yeah...you're kind of a perv, as well as a two-toothed trailer trash hillbilly. Please...go wash your private parts before you come back to this site! M-Dawg P.S. -- Remember the Toizeman369 story I told you? Well...it seems as if he's just as much as a sick mother fucker as you, Big Guy...he keeps coming back...and back...and back...and back for Worster Ass Spankings. I hope you do the same, since NOW you have your OWN Ass Spanking Chronicle! Yep...just like Jack Spicer/Lindsay J-S and Toizeman369, you will be IMMORTALIZED here at VFTW! You dirty, dirty boy! __________________________

M-Dawg

CWalker3409
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 11:50am
Joined: 21 May 2007
Go fuck your mom!! And stop calling me a boy because I do not have a penis and I dont think you do either!! Fuck off.....I'm out!!
magooish
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 1:07pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
CWalker said: "Fuck off.....I'm out!!" Could we really be this lucky? One can always hope for an end to moronic conversations with adolescent boys, even gender confused ones who stalk people on public websites. Wow, he was a lot of spewed crap in a bag, eh? Magooish __________________________

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henry
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 1:52pm
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
CWalker finally admitted it: SHE'S OUT!!! To continue the idea behind the Jack Spicer and Tozeman stories, I present the infomercial for the new “HENRY-O-MATIC” (he slices, he dices, he makes julianne fries, whatever THEY are). Obviously, this fucktard CWalker has a need for attention, and we’re the ones to see that she gets it. And to ensure that she understands us, we’ll be sure to use her language. WARNING: I will apologize now to all worsters and others who might be easily offended, or faint at the sight of blood. In the “real world” we call this “openin’ a can of whoop-ass”; in the military, we call it “behavior modification” by the use of “wall-to-wall” counseling. Same thing. To CWalker, you ignorant slut. Where in the HELL do you get off, coming into here, and after only 3 days as a member, proceed to curse out everyone. The “worsters” here have full and exciting lives (unlike yours). They have varied and interesting careers. You seem to be suited only to screw everything in pants (and the occasional farm animal). You are one of the people who think that the answer to every question must contain a foul word or two. When you consider all the dirty things that are shoved in to your mouth on a nightly basis, it’s no wonder all you can talk is crap. Please, tell us that you do not have, or are considering having, children. The world is filled with enough social retards for you to produce more. If you already have kids (or puppies, see the reference to farm animals), get counseling for them NOW. Any delay could cause serious problems (for US). Normally, I’m against abortion, but in your case, I’d make an exception. So leave the site if you don’t like it here. Apparently, the only reason you return is you LIKE people to ride your ass (spankin’it and cryin’ “Who’s your daddy”). But I forget; NO ONE knows who your daddy was. Or cares. How’s THAT for “grown up”, bitch! I’ll take my banishment, now…
Nightwing69
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 3:31pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear Henry: Wow...wow...WOW!!! You, sir, are NOT the person I'd like to see across the table...or the net...or the alley from me. Now, we all know that you're intelligence is nonpareil ("Henry the Genius," as I recall, is the appropriate title for you) -- but you even ASS SPANK in a classy manner! Henry...I'm not worthy to carry your jock, Dude. You are my Sensei... In Admiration and In Awe, M-Dawg P.S. -- Yeah...I should also tell you that I laughed so hard that I almost passed out! __________________________

M-Dawg

Nightwing69
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 3:34pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear CWalker3409: Hmmmm...you're "out"...well, Worsters, I feel another contest coming on!!! ______________________________________________________ "CWALKER3409 is out ______________" My choices: "of her fuckin' mind!" "of the closet!" "of soap and a wash rag!" "of brain cells!" "of Blue Star Ointment!" Worsters? M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

magooish
Posted: May 24, 2007 - 7:56pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
....Magooish peruses the choices and sees the correct answer is missing....where is it?.... D. All of the above There! found it! Magooish __________________________

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