Constantcrap Maroulis Wants You To Know 'Everybody Loves'
Seriously, if you're a fan of cheesy, bad music, check out Constantine Maroulis's new song Everybody Loves. If you love the Partridge family, this song is right up your alley. Between this and Bo Bice's The Real Thing... I guess Scott Savol really was the real rocker of American Idol 4! Go, Scott. We know Scott doesn't like Cumstainedteeth either, so he's probably laughing his ass off too. And if you missed it, check out this picture of Constantcrap obliviously posing with a Worster.
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Dear god that's creepy.
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Dear Dave:
You're frigtening us! :-O
Next thing you know, you'll have NAKED SIMON PICS to scare us out of our wits!
Creeped out beyond belief,
M-Dawg
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I don't know if it is the wind machine blowing at his hair or the magic of photo editing, but this picture makes it look as though he has actually washed his hair at some point in the past couple of years. This could put an end to the theory that you could give your car a lube job by accidently running him over.
He's becoming a regular on "The Bold and the Beautiful"?
WTF????!!!!
It's a new low for an AI contestant.
Magooish
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That was icky. I feel dirty for having looked at this posted picture.
Ironic, though, considering he is neither.
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Neither bold nor beautiful eh?
OUCH! Zed, you are too cool for words. It's a startling observation, he is in fact the antethesis of both bold and beautiful as that magazine cover depicts.
Perhaps "the wimpy and the wasted"?
Magooish
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Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety deser-- Ooh! PUPPIES!!
That just makes me want to go screaming in the opposite direction. . .
Dear pherlaithiel:
I HEARD THAT!!!
Jeezus, I want to freakin' PUKE MY GUTS OUT everytime I scroll past this freak's photo...
M-Dawg
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Reminds me of thet scene from "Aliens", you know, when this thing jumps out of his chest...
"In space, no one can hear you scream..."
With this cover, EVERBODY will hear you scream...