Simon Cowell Wants to Produce... 'From Justin to Kelly 2'
Well, not quite. But since Simon Cowell is oblivious to the fact that everything he does outside of American Idol fails miserably, he has decided he now wants to produce a movie. The working title is Star Struck, and it's said to be like a modern day Fame, except it takes place behind the scenes of an Idol like show. Real inventive. Who is letting this assclown produce something else? You'd think the entertainment industry would keep Simon away from producing anything after his multitude of failures such as Celebrity Duets, American Inventor, and Cupid. But at least there will be a movie to keep all of the dusty copies of From Justin to Kelly from being lonely on the Blockbuster shelves.
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See what happens when you put a belt around your neck and pull? You become a moronic idiot and have visions of grandeur.
I wonder if the belt keeps him from endlessly touching his manboobies? On the other hand the face kind of looks like he's hanging himself in a sad attempt to achieve an asphyxiation orgasm. Silly Wabbit, tricks are for kids!
Magooish
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*jaw drops*
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Dont they already have a movie out called american dreamz thats suposed to be the behind the scenes of a american idol type show lol
but i checked to see how it did
Budget
$19,000,000 (estimated)
American Dreamz opened on April 21, 2006 and made $3.7 million in its first weekend, placing ninth.[4] The film had a total domestic gross of $7.2 million and an international gross of $9.2 million, for a total gross of $16.4 million.[5] It had its widest release in its opening weekend, opening in 1,500 theatres nationwide,[6] and ended its national release after only four weeks on May 28, 2006.
From Justin to Kelly: With Love
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The original working title was "From Justin to Kelly: A Tale of Two American Idols" and despite my one man campaign of literally millions of letters, emails and telephone calls the title was never changed to "Jesus Wept".
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It's "American Idol: THE MOVIE!!"
insane, have they contacted you yet to help write the script? You should get SOMETHING for their ripoff of your "Idol Chronicles!"
Idol is losing ratings, so let's make a movie and hope people watch!
I wonder if they'll cast a Sanjaya?
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If they EVER do an "Idol Christmas" or "Idol Holiday special", I am moving to Canada where they apparently don't care about Idol worship. God Bless the disinterested Canadians!
Then I can set up my Christmas tree and Minorah in peace.
Magooish
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I am feeling VERY uneasy as I have been seeing a lot of Constantqueen Martoolish rearing his smarmy, greasy haired, oafish and inbred misshapen head in the media.
Out of all the Idols ever he might be the most insidpid, talentless, self-important poser of them all ... except for Justin Guarani of course.
As much as I put down and make fun of Fattycake Smelly Fartson I still get down on my hands and knees every single night and thank God that she won the first season of American Idol.
Can you imagine if Dustbin Guar-Teeny-Weeny-Peeny had won and instead of his career drifting off into the dismal nothingness that it has he was actually in the news, putting out albums and even in the least bit relevant?
As it is he is a complete zero and he still thinks he is hot shit and yammers on hysterically about putting out jazzy, bluesy, Scandinavian influenced (whatever the fuck that could possibly mean) albums.
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too late lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CwwVZw-79uw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IlO8C-b4g5A
with a added bit of cheesyness of american juniors lol
Scandanavian influence = ABBA
It's an insult to ABBA. I know ABBA music, and Justin Guarini is NO ABBA.
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* Magooish packs important belongings, spouse and animals in the car and heads north*
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