Magooish:
Oh...my...goddess!!!
I laughed until I fell out of my freakin' chair...
You hit THE BONUS ROUND!!! You got to verbally spar (even though they are woefully unarmed) with two one-toothed, moonshine swiggin', trailer park livin', mommy-fuckin', daddy-suckin', frito-mountain dew-possum cassarole eatin', heroin injectin', snuff swallowin', VD spreadin', bleedin' butt dischargin', severely brain damaged hillbilly Fucktards!
WHOO-HOO!!!
Now tell me...clearly, these shithead freaks are either 14 years old or, as I think, 29 year olds who are barely functioning. What's long and hard on these Daughtry lovers? THIRD GRADE...
These two asswipes couldn't recognize good music if it were shoved up their collective asses -- of course, IF good music were shoved up their asses, it would have to share space with heads.
Now, I pretty much think that, just like Lindsay_J.S./Jack Spicer, that there is really only ONE pathetic moron signing on as Daughtry lover/Daughtry hater, or whatever the hell he called himself. STOOOPID MORONIC FREAK!
My first hint was that there were easily discernable incorrect spelling, grammer, usage and punctuation patterns. Yeah, this one dumbfuck could conceivably have another equally fucktardish buddy, but this freak seems to be doing a solo job...just like his entire sex life.
Why is this idiot (or, arguably, idiotS), continually coming back here to get its ass spanked? Of course, Magooish, you know the answer...BECAUSE IT LIKES IT!!!
Wow...another masochistic freak waiting for M-Dawg to beat his ass raw with my cat-o-nine tails...
Magooish, please thank your little fucktards for this diversion...it's time M-Dawg cracks his knuckles, stretches out, and prepares for some serious ASS SPANKIN'!!!
As to this Daughtry loving, micropenised little girl, well...I'm bored now...
I DEMAND FRESH MEAT!!!
M-Dawg
P.S. -- Confidential to the Daughtry lover/lovers...it must be crowded with your head/heads AND Daughtry's dick up your ass/asses...although I understand it's the best way to have him blow his wad in your face/faces and ass/asses. Hey...you're actually more resourceful than I thought!
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M-Dawg
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Daughtry = Nickelback
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You may have heard Daughtry's new song "Over You" on the radio and thought "Hey, this sounds familiar!" Why? Because it has the same exact chord structure (minus one chord) and most of the same elements of the song "Photograph" by Nickelback. Don't believe us? Watch and laugh. The melodies may be slightly different, but you can't deny the songs are eerily similar (complete with similar goat vibrato screaming). This is further proof that Daughtry is just an awful wannabe of an awful band. Make sure to share this link with all of your friends.
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