American Idol 7 Set to Premiere on Tuesday, January 15th
It's already almost here... American Idol just released its premiere dates for 2008. Can you feel the excrement? Season 7 will be starting with a whimper on Tuesday, January 15th and will continue on Wednesday, January 16th. Of course both shows are 2 hour long crapfests where actors pretend to sing poorly for the cameras. Hopefully this year, the entire top 12 will be made up of Sanjayas so the show will actually be watchable. We already have our eyes on one bad singer who has been lurking on the site: Felippe Biatti (left). Hopefully he makes it through, because he removed a video of himself singing "It's Not Over" yesterday after we posted it on the site, and trust us, it was pretty painful.
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I'll have to check this guy out later. Only a few months until the VFTW train starts chugging!
Man Boobs and Pills and Booze, oh my!
Felippe Biatti -- REALLY horrible, but is he just WAY too horrible for us?
Stay Tuned, True Believers, as Dave bravely shepherds us through another dookie-filled AI season...
M-Dawg
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M-Dawg,
I'm all feverish over the lack of trolls! Are they dying from global warming? Is there some kind of syphillis outbreak? Maybe a troll virus that's killing them off?
Can anyone give me a troll fix?
Magooish
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Dear Magooish:
As I posted on a thread above, this is INDEED a horrible, nightmarish mystery...
You would think that there would be at least a dozen tweentard inbred hillbillies that would be insulted that we're backing L.O.D.!
Perhaps a virus? A good taste vigilante? An angry grammarian? Untreated syphilis?
Whooooooo knoooooooooows?
Really spoooooooooooooooky....
M-Dawg
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