Happy Holidays... Now Eat a Potato (Introducing Carly Hennessy)

Posted by thefunnystone on December 24th, 2007 at 5:07 PM
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Happy Holidays, Worsters! We have a small present for you... the name of that overpimped Irish girl who will be on this season's American Idol. You may remember her as the plant from season 5 who was suddenly dropped for not having a visa. Simon called her, "The only person I can genuinely remember from the auditions." Nigel Lythgoe, everyone's least favorite American Idol producer, is back to pimping the Irish girl this season, saying "there are three girls who are superb, including one girl we saw three years ago who wasn't an American citizen." Well, Vote for the Worst found out this mystery girl's name. She is none other than failed singer Carly Hennessy (pictured, left, with oddly tattooed husband). Literally, minutes after we outed Carly on our message board, she set her MySpace to private. Don't be scared, Carly. We love producer plants here at Vote for the Worst... seriously... OK, who are we trying to kid? If you want to see this enigma in motion, here's a crappy music video she did about blowing some guy (and his mind). We'll literally have to spend months with her, so we might as well get used to her.

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rem
Posted: December 26, 2007 - 4:54pm
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Of course VFTW is a force to be reckoned with! If you even try to post some form of this site's name on the AI broads or blogs the filtering software automatically BLEEPs it out. They wouldn't do that if they didn't fear this site.

Nightwing69
Posted: December 26, 2007 - 6:06pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Oh so true, rem, oh so DELICIOUSLY AND DELIGHTFULLY true... :-)

BWAH HAH HAH!!! VFTW KICKS PLENTY O' ASS AND TAKES PLENTY O' NAMES!!!

M-Dawg

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magooish
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 9:40am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

M-Dawg,
I guess I missed all that sarcasm, thanks for pointing out what should have been obvious! Idolpeanut really hates Jorbacca as much as we do, she just hides it in a spoof of a fantard!

Thanks for the correction.

Magooish

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FenderBender
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 10:35am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

DON'T YOU KNOW SARCASM WHEN YOU HEAR IT???

- Charlie Brown, circa 1963

I laughed my head off when I read that little diddy from Idolpeanut.

Problem with fake fantardism is that its really hard to tell the fake from the real, because the real is just as stupid. And I ought to know because I was a fantard once, and when I look back at my own fantardism, it scares the bejeezus out of me.

Anyways, my wife bought that book, but I haven't read any of it yet, and I doubt if I will.

Gads, we're just a few weeks from insanity, season 7, and all the hate mail that comes with it. Aren't you giddy just thinking about it??

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ROCK TIL DEATH!!!

FenderBender
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 10:40am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

How about some Chicken Soup for the FenderBender Soul?

Ahh, yes, the Kansas Jayhawks were magnificent in their 11-0 run, but suffered a slight setback at the hands of Missouri. But, that didn't stop them from getting a bid to the Orange Bowl, and because of that, I'll be basking in the warm Miami sun for a couple of days while you folks keep freezing your nuts off in Chicago, Canada, or whatever.

There. Now didn't that just warm your hearts?

-Fender

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 11:40am
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Dude - AWESOME run for the Jayhawks this year!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I'm a UCLA Bruin fan, and, well...ugh...

While I LOVE Coach Dorrell, it was time for him to move on...I hope to the Goddess above that we don't get that freakin' Neuheisel!!!

:-(

M-Dawg

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 11:44am
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Magooish!!! I in NO WAY corrected you, O Brilliant One! I was talkin' outta' my crazy ass!!! I have no freakin' idea whatsoever if Idolpeanut is pulling our leg or crazy as a loon!!!

Idolpeanut's post was SO wacked out that I figured it HAD to be dripping and oozing with sarcasm!

The ONLY way we'll know if Idolpeanut comes back and clears up this mystery, Scooby Gang...

Come back, Little Sheba...I mean, Little Idolpeanut, come back...

Waiting with bated breath,

M-Dawg

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 11:57am
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Giddy, foaming at the mouth, pacing 24/7, hard as a rock...

I AM COUNTING DOWN THE MILLISECONDS, FENDER!!!

M-Dawg

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magooish
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 1:33pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Well, regardless of IDOLPEANUT's loony post, you are always more than welcome to correct me. I love a good correction! Ha!

More correcting! More correcting! Please!

Idolpeanut may be askeert now...come back little troll..er..worster...

Magooish

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FenderBender
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 2:55pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

Better pray hard, because I keep thinking about that song by that tool, Daughtry . . .

I'm comin' home, to the place where I belong
I'm comin' home, to coach the Bru-u-ins

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