Danny Noriega Wishes You a Safe, Non-Offensive Merry Christmas

Posted by thefunnystone on March 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 PM
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NOT! Oh Danny, you are Worster gold. We love you!
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magooish
Posted: March 5, 2008 - 2:03pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

jbrim,

Relax. Take deep breaths. Then try and loosen the tie around your neck and unbutton the first button. Then breathe again.

If that does not help, take a laxative. Maybe your too tight ass needs some help to get the shit out of your brains.

Magooish

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magooish
Posted: March 5, 2008 - 2:08pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Hey Bugupmuass,

Come back on Thursday night and let's see if you still believe VFTW does not matter. If you are right and Danny is gone, then I will make a donation to the charity of your choice.

If we are right and Danny stays, then you will shove your head up your own ass you easterbunnysantaclausetoothfairy-isrealandyoucantsayitsnottrue delusional bitch.

Magooish

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tiredofguyidols...
Posted: March 5, 2008 - 6:05pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Get a life retard... My beautiful wife wears makeup and looks like a woman... Guess why? B/c she IS ONE.

I have no problem with Danny's position in the closet, the problem i have with him and many like him on Idol, San-gina, is their great feats they go to in order to look and act like a woman.

My advice, grow a fucking pair of balls.

tiredofguyidols...
Posted: March 5, 2008 - 6:03pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

It's neither man nor woman...what else is there to classify it as?

I love the premise of the site, and I enjoy seeing this horrible non-talent almost as much as I enjoy making fun of the ridiculous losers who GENUINELY enjoy and worship this non-talent.

That being said, I'm not gonna root for him or any other of these losers. :)

Embarrassment is what I want to see for these people. :D

CheriePie3
Posted: March 6, 2008 - 6:19am
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

I LOVE THIS GUY! He's so....just himself and he's not afraid to be flamboyant! Better than Sanjawhatshisface ANYDAY! Better hair (purple streaks...), better voice...more entertaining...

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jbrim55
Posted: March 6, 2008 - 8:14pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

All I am saying is that I doubt a high school would give any kid that monologue so I doubt that is what that was. Jackass prick.

gevansmd
Posted: March 10, 2008 - 5:27pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2008

Umm, this is obviously NOT a video made in a theatre class or any classroom but most likely in Danny's or a friend's house. Notice the curtains, wallpaper and artwork. Besides, as someone pointed out, no high school would ask a student to talk about Santa raping mothers and to speak profanties. I don't doubt it was all tongue-in-cheek but please don't insult our intelligence by saying this was for a school project.

soprano42
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 8:58am
Joined: 18 Apr 2008

HA! I showed this to my friend a couple of days ago and she practically had a heart attack. I miss danny! This show SUCKS without him.

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