And Finally... The Proof. David Hernandez Confirmed as a Stripper

Posted by thefunnystone on March 4th, 2008 at 5:09 AM
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And... we were right! Check out the story in the Associated Press today that confirms what we've been saying for a while now. David Hernandez stripped at a gay club called Dick's Cabaret up until September of last year, meaning he was still stripping when he tried out for American Idol. We have no problem with David stripping of course, we just think he shouldn't lie about it and pretend that he's straight. If you're a gay stripper, embrace it! Will this affect his time on the show? Who knows. He won't be kicked off, but he might lose votes. And as always, remember that VFTW is the best news source that tells you these things first.

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HotPink.Jewel
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 11:46am
Joined: 12 Jan 2008

blah blah blah...

PEBKAC
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 12:21pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2007

you're not gonna start quoting the bible are you?

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emland
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 12:28pm
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Hear, hear. Well said.

ItsGrk2Me
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 12:55pm
Joined: 03 Mar 2008

I'm not sure being gainfully employed as a stripper can be characterized as part of an individual's a 'personal life' (by which I assume you really mean 'private life,' since the entirety of a person's life is personal - but I digress) - if you're of age, a strip club is a pretty public place. Contestants should know that their past/habits/pictures can (and will, thanks VFTW!) come back to bite them.

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Alyn Rose
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 1:11pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

So let me start out by saying Dave Hernandez is gross. As in, when I look at him, even before knowing he's a gay stripper, I was slightly tempted to vomit all over myself. Now that I know this? I actually DID vomit all over myself, AND the guy sitting next to me. Now on to the important part - I've never really understood the whole VFTW thing. I mean, of course I've heard about it but I never took the time to figure out WHY there were people encouraging the "rejects" to move forward. But I, always a conspirator, am IMPRESSED with the level of genius this plan has achieved! All the producers definitely advance the dorks and morons so the audience gets a kick out of it, not because they're good. So let's give them a taste of their own medicine! If they want us to endure the horrendousness that is AI7 (and 1-6) contestants, they'll only be spiting themselves. I absolutely applaud your efforts and if you'd ever like to hire me, I do freelance life-ruining. Especially for America's top execs (that is, overpaid top execs). Thanks for bringing the ONLY reality to American Idol!

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rascalrg
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 1:14pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2008

I should think Clay A... pops up every time he watches David H.

jawajedi
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 1:23pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

You're entitled to the same pro bono pay scale as the rest of us. And remember, wage is dependent on dancer income.

Glad you are both cognizant and appreciative of VFTW collective efforts.

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noway11
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 2:32pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

1. When did he "lie" and "pretend that he was straight"?

2. Straight guys work at all-male establishments all the time. The tips are a lot better. The automatic presumption that he is gay is simply uneducated and irresponsible "journalism".

3. It's sad state of affairs that an old employer would try to step on a former employee once obtaining some notoriety in the hope of getting some "shine" off of his name. But then again, stepping on people is sort of the point of VFTW in the first place.

rodnik
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 2:35pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

I am a spammer!

magooish
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 2:36pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Jaydee,

Go home, take your meds and call us in the morning.

Magooish

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