Bored? Call 323-874-7777
American Idol is idiotic enough to start the American Idol Live Hotline (323-874-7777). If you call, the voicemail asks for a question you'd like to ask the contestants or judges. It also asks you to leave a phone number so they can call you back. They want to get someone to ask a question live on the air. So feel free to call and attempt this with a fake question, and then switch it up to a VFTW question when you're live! Of course, the "live callers" will probably all be production staff pretending to be callers. So do what we've done so far and just leave the hotline a bunch of funny messages such as
"Did you (GASP) notice that (GASP) David Archuleta (GASP) does this annoying (GASP) gasping (GASP) this during his (GASP) performances?"
"Hey Hernandez, I've got 20 singles with your name on them. Shake it over this way, sweet cheeks."
"Hey Brooke White, this is He-Man. You'll never conquer Eternia. And eat a cheeseburger while you're at it."
Remember, we may not make it on the show, but they still have to go through all of our messages and listen to each one.
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"Hello, I'm calling from Australia to comment on Michael Johns. Did you know he stole music from his former bandmates just to screw them out of a record deal? And that he claimed he wrote the songs he stole?"
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"Hello. Has Carly Hennessy Smithson paid back the $2.2 million she lost when she and Randy Jackson were signed to the same record company?"
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Hi Carly, would you get a nose job to get more votes?
I just want to ask them if they had any idea at all of how badly Jordin would SUCK when they were shoving her fat ass down America's throats last year.
WHERES DANNY?!?!
i miss my cute little tomato
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Don't waste your time/money.
I bet they don't even listen to any of these messages.
There is no doubt in my mind they will take a bunch of dumb tweentard questions from family members of production people. Yawn.
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Have you guys seen the poll in the E Website? David Archuleta is leading by one giant landslide...
American Idol Top 12
Who's your American Idol?
* 2.9% Amanda Overmyer
* 5.6% Brooke White
* 3.8% Carly Smithson
* 0.3% Chikezie
* 58.4% David Archuleta
* 5.9% David Cook
* 3.0% David Hernandez
* 8.8% Jason Castro
* 1.2% Kristy Lee Cook
* 5.0% Michael Johns
* 4.6% Ramiele Malubay
* 0.7% Syesha Mercado
I love how the tards think this is the message board.
Tee hee!
There will be nothing aired except David the Boy Lizard King fantard questions, probably by staff member's kiddy's.
Can you imagine the nightmare of callers from this place and the tards from the scaries all being allowed on air live?
That would actually be interesting.
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