Mariah Carey will mentor the Idols

Posted by thefunnystone on March 10th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
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As if we don't hear enough diva music on the show, Randy Jackson reveals that Mariah Carey will be a mentor on this year's show. Does this mean a Mariah Carey theme week? That seems unfairly weighted toward David Archuleta and his melismatic, corny diva-isms. Though it would also mean a hilarious performance from Amanda. Or will it just be another "Music that Mariah likes" week like Gwen Stefani's VFTW victory train wreck week last year? Either way, a terrible week of awfulness is on the horizon, so we're happy either way. Randy is also asked about VFTW in the article and he says, "I don't even know what that's about. It's just more haters cashing in." Come on, dawg. Haters? Sounds a bit pitchy to us.

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JohnnyDrama
Posted: March 10, 2008 - 10:29pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

It seems every time I leave this site I have to delete cookies to get back into forum... grrrrrr... anyway...

I went to that yahoo tv link and Amanda has a double diget lead in that crap ass poll to be the next to go! Can we get a rally cry going and flood that site with worsters??

http://tv.yahoo.com/

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crazytom
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 6:35am
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

I couldn't find the poll, but the title graphic is pretty freaking grotesque. "Learn all you need to know about the most talented Top 12 ever". No hyperbole evident there.

The grosser part is David "Ladies Man" Hernandez, with his paws draped all over Pots and Pans Blitches girl. Danny, if you are out there, say the word and we'll go kick his ass for you.

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NikkiM1976
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:01am
Joined: 18 Jan 2007

awww haters?!?!

Randy is just jellis.

Kevin_f
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:12am
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I dunno, Mariah and mentor sounds a little oxymoronic to me. She's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Lint_Licker
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:15am
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Not only is Mariah a complete dingbat, but her music is boring as hell and none of these contestants have the vocal register to pull them off.

This one is gonna suuuuuuuuck. Worst-tastic!

runuts251
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:32am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

oh boy! Mariah night? My first thoughts went to Jason Castro and how he and his dreadlocks will fair on that night if they actually have to sing Mariah songs. yech!

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luckylisa12002
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:40am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

OH NO!!!!

More butchering lol oh well it's not like Mariah Carey is that great to begin with anyways.

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badger1970
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 7:45am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Funny how coincidences occur. I was just watching MST3K's take on "Manhunt in Space" A machine was making a loud-pitched screech and Crow said, "Would someone tell Mariah to cool it!"

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Codernova
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 8:06am
Joined: 03 May 2007

I had to VOTE for CARLY. OOOH I hate her. Anyone that messes with my Sanjaya is going down. I guarantee she will NOT win.

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Codernova
Posted: March 11, 2008 - 8:08am
Joined: 03 May 2007

Vote for Carly to be booted off.

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