Kristy Lee Cook is Only a Train Wreck Because of Her Mentor

Posted by thefunnystone on March 24th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
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VFTW was the first site to tell you about this year's plants, including how Kristy Lee Cook was signed to Britney Spears' failed record label back in the day. Well E! Online found a picture of the two from the past. So that's where Kristy gets her train wreck sensibilities from! Hopefully our new VFTW pick will take some inspiration from her former mentor and shave her head before coming out wielding an umbrella and spitting her Starbucks latte all over the ground... or at least just give us the ridiculous performance we're hoping for this week.

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		badmammerjammer
		
			

				

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oops double post. :)



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		thepimpspot
		
			

				

					Posted: March 24, 2008 - 10:41pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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I would still do them both though.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		Ravenbomb
		
			

				

					Posted: March 24, 2008 - 11:35pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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The skinhead jokes would just write themselves.



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		Smartie
		
			

				

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Britney's a big slut?



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		Smartie
		
			

				

					Posted: March 25, 2008 - 12:35am
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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Kady should have done that, then she'd still be on the show.



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					Posted: March 25, 2008 - 7:54am
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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wouldn't it be awesome if KKK would forget her underwear too?! that's soooo much VFTW potential!!!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







		runuts251
		
			

				

					Posted: March 25, 2008 - 9:10am
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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Well golly gee. 


This just explains a whole hell of a lot doesn't it?



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Judging from the pic taken in a Star Wagon, I would say their relationship is notta! Looks like KKKristy may have had enough juice to get her boney ass on set to get her pic taken with Shit-Nee. JMHO!



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I dare KKKristy to come out on stage with a shaved head and an umbrella in her hand heading straight for Simon Coward...er Cowell....and then break into tears and sit on the edge of the stage with a chihuahua having a nervous breakdown.


Now that would make me tune in tonight. Short of that I'm skipping it and voting afterward to save my eyes and ears from blatant assault. 


Magooish



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		itchybum
		
			

				

					Posted: March 25, 2008 - 12:53pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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Kristy is sooooo boring. why can't we vote for that idiotic dreadlock guy? or the rock dude with the really long head?

danny and amanda were exceptional choices.... but i just don't care about kristy



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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