Kristy Lee Cook is Only a Train Wreck Because of Her Mentor

Posted by thefunnystone on March 24th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
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VFTW was the first site to tell you about this year's plants, including how Kristy Lee Cook was signed to Britney Spears' failed record label back in the day. Well E! Online found a picture of the two from the past. So that's where Kristy gets her train wreck sensibilities from! Hopefully our new VFTW pick will take some inspiration from her former mentor and shave her head before coming out wielding an umbrella and spitting her Starbucks latte all over the ground... or at least just give us the ridiculous performance we're hoping for this week.

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Yeah, I just saw that god-awful video of hers "Devotion" for the first time on another thread, and I'm still scratching my head as to why this site decided to make her the VFTW pick.  If they want to make a boring plant the VFTW pick, even Archuliplicker is a better choice cuz it's so easy to make fun of him, and he has had a few very horrible performances.  Forgetting his lyrics and attempting to do an uptempo song was way worse than 8 days a week, IMO.  But seriously, Chickideezy & Hashtro definitely make way better VFTW picks.  


I guess the positive thing is that if she's the VFTW pick, it's almost certain that she'll be voted off this week.  I like the prospect of having to endure only 1 or possibly 2 more performances from this bland barbie!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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					Posted: March 25, 2008 - 2:30pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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Wow seriously? Out of all the people who audition they come to find people who have already been somehow in this industry... Hmmm... Im starting to believe they do it on purpose so that AI can get higher ratings. But thats just my thought.

HMM well we are going to have to wait to see what Kristy-the-Cooker says about this.

Maybe its just a fan picture? like she went to one of her concerts and got to meet her? who knows.


but it is odd that out of everyone who audition they find someone who actually got to see Britney.



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Did anybody notice... is that KKKristy's horse in the mirror takin the pic.? Or am I seeing things? I swear that looks like an equine hind quarter in the corner of that damn mirror!


It's also obviously not a professional pic! You can tell cause there's no shot of Blitzney's hidden assets or her vehicles or her boyfriend's or Starbucks! Come on guy's! This is obviously Blitzney's fan appreciation day pic... n KKKristy just happen to have enough chapstick and was registering pretty high on the Skank-O-Meter enough to get through security... but I'd still do'em! But only if both of my eyes were popped out and I had no feeling from the neck down... wouldn't you? 



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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KKK was signed to Britney's record company. Her album never got released. 



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Are they kidding ?  It looks like a photoshopped pic of Suzanne Somers.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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