Kristy is Safe, VFTW Victory!



Kristy didn't go home. Yay for VFTW and people who fall for patriotic, cheesy songs. We love you all. Even though Chikezie had to go home, it's ok, because Kristy will make us all laugh week after week. Though we still don't like her like our past picks Amanda and Danny. It's OK though, because Jason and Syesha, who are way better than Kristy, were in the bottom 3. That is awesome. Keep up the good work, America! Let's send the better plants home.

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Scott Baio
March 26, 2008 - 9:20pm

Woohoo! She's got VFTW, America, Jesus, WalMart, hamburgers, football, hot dogs, Coca-Cola, Ford, George Bush, Toby Keith, baseball, Yellowstone, concealed weapon permits, Budweiser, bald eagles, Old Glory, the death penalty, the Constitution, waterboarding, Lee Greenwood, the Bill of Rights, legalized abortion, the Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore and all the presidents that reside there on her side! There's no way she can fail!

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I'll gladly stand UP! next to you and defend her still today, cuz there ain't no doubt I love this laaaaaaaaand. God Bless the USA!!!!!

Seriously, though, I'm waiting for all the news reports that question whether American Idol is inherently racist because a redneck like KKKristy is safe, and the African American contestants on the show comprised the bottom two.

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crazytom
March 26, 2008 - 9:21pm

Team America, F#ck Yeah! VFTW Victory!

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amanda_our_panda
March 26, 2008 - 9:27pm

Chikezie, like Amanda, is awesome, and didn't deserve to go home. If I weren't already sitting the season out in tribute to Amanda, I wouldn't watch because Chikezie is gone. He was the only reason left to watch the show.


magooish
March 26, 2008 - 9:27pm

It's not the best vftw victory, nor the most fun, nor the most riteous or satisfying. KKKristy is just a necessary evil, the absolute worst of many potential worsts.

But it is a victory nonetheless, so let's take credit anyway! GO kkkristy! Horses and Pro America music rule! The poopy dance is the new college dance rage!

(Now to go and wash up, I feel a little dirty)

Magooish

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kmantoni
March 26, 2008 - 9:30pm

The contestants are a bit on the white bread side of America this year. I wonder why that is. Could it be that Idol realized that the only people that are really successful after winning Idol are white (women)?

-K

Come Sit a Spell

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thepopstopshere
March 26, 2008 - 9:31pm

Since Ch-Cheesy left, I think Danny should trade places with Tranniele.

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lally
March 26, 2008 - 9:33pm

I really don't like this. :( I love votefortheworst and I always vote faithfully but I could NOT vote for KKKristy... I think she's the epitome of what is wrong with American Idol in the first place.

I think we should have been voting for the goofy Chef impersonator. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Chef.svg Come on! I can't be the only one who sees it. This made me laugh every week!


Heyitstanyak
March 26, 2008 - 9:41pm

I'm just waiting for the day that Lizard Lips becomes the VFTW champion.

COME ON GASPY!


ferch
March 26, 2008 - 9:42pm

She will be safe another week as next week's theme is Country.


thepopstopshere
March 26, 2008 - 9:42pm

Speaking of Gaspy the Lizard Lipped


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