| PiratePoppet |
 Posted: March 27, 2008 - 3:47pm |
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Those instructions are even more lies. It should read something like "We're looking for professional songwriters who can write a cheesy song with generic lyrics about overcoming obstacles and capturing your dreams that tweentards will think is LYKE THE GREATEST SONG EVAH!!!1111!!!"
Why did I ever love this show? Thank God I came over to the dark side.
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| CaptainShakespeare |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 4:28pm |
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There has to be something illegal about this. I'd like to hire Phineas Turtlebottom Esq. on behalf of amateur songwriters everywhere.
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| CaptainShakespeare |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 4:29pm |
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I think they're Christian artists.
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| shandorra |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 4:31pm |
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John Tesh, Jaci Velasquez and Rebecca St James are pretty famous in the Christian music industry (well, probably not Tesh, yuck). What bothers me is that a Christian songwriter and artist himself, Krippayne, and pastor Peabody would attach themselves to a money-hungry monster like AI. Apparently Jesus lived by the mantra "what would seacrest do".
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| Scott Baio |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 5:08pm |
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Ahem, it is Phineas J. Turtlebottom, Esq., and he may or may not take your case. He's been in a little trouble with the Bar Association lately. Mainly for practicing law without a license.
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| crazytom |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 5:42pm |
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John Tesh was formerly on Entertainment Tonight, opposite Mary Hart. (Why do I know this stuff? Shoot me)
Anywho, he decided being a pretty talking head wasn't enough so he got into New Age music. Now he and Yanni are in a pretty heated competion.
Yeah, re-read that beauty: he and Yanni are in a pretty heated competition. For what, I can't imagine. Crappiest. Artist. Ever?
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| smarterthanpickler |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 5:45pm |
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Is there anything on American Idol that isn't a fraud?
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| nitrozsz |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 5:55pm |
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I was actually thinking about writing the worst possible song I could think of, due to the standard that "This is my Now" set for contests like these.
Hmmmm...wonder if I still should. Just for the lulz.
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| rickyrat |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 6:13pm |
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Man, just when you think AI couldn't suck any more, they pull out the big suck guns. From now on, anyone who writes in with one of those "Why do you want to ruin AI?" letters should be immediately directed to this post.
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| cjccjc99 |
| Posted: March 27, 2008 - 6:21pm |
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Well, by that criteria, Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills" qualifies.
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The lame songwriting contest is back on American Idol this year. Should you enter? Of course not! AmericanIdolExposed has a great site that explains just why you shouldn't waste your time. Among the reasons:
Notice how when the voting starts up, the songwriters aren't listed? How have the plants infiltrated everything associated with American Idol? Isn't it about time American Idol stops blatantly lying to its viewers?
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