1-866-IDOLS-07, Vote for Kristy Lee!
Kristy Lee Cook is sneaky, so vote for her. 1-866-IDOLS-07 or text 'VOTE' to 5707. She played to the rednecks last week, this week she wants the poor vote. So let's help underpaid America make Kristy our next American Idol! She certainly needs the help to survive the week. If Kristy makes it this week, she'll be a part of Idol Gives Head and she can sing "Amazing Grace" for the 500th time. Obviously she is by far the least talented person left, so if she sticks around, it would knock out someone who is at least marginally better. Let's try to make it happen, people. Kristy Lee needs to still sing about her love for Jesus, being white trash, her love of horses, and will eventually sing about all of them combined during the finale with her boobs hanging out. We must make this happen. So dial hard and long for Kristy, because Kristy likes it hard and long... when you vote, silly!
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She also decided to start messing with Simon (note the lack of modfiers indicating that she did this well). Could her sneakiness extend to making clumsy overtures to VFTW in an attempt to convince the Kristy-haters to vote for her as well?
Yeah, that little Simon/Kristy/Ryan interaction was awkward.
omg i luv kristie lee cookkk!!! she was sooooooo good tonite!
Haha, April Fool's. :)
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I counted 16 gasps from Archie. 0 Lip Licks, though. Yah!
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I started voting as Michael Johns began his song, and the calls went through. They seem to open the lines up a few minutes before the hour. But I'm wondering if they actually count those early votes? Does anyone know for sure? No busy signals yet, too.
Aw, you guys are too harsh on Kristy. She has improved, and she's made some clever choices. Give her some credit. Plus, the incessant and tired character attacks and sexual jokes are not cute.
Now watch this; it will cheer you up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
My votes for KKKristy have gone right through; I think she needs more than the barefoot and pregs (who have phones) to stay in this.
I just want to share my random observations with you worsters- who make the worst show on TV the most fun to watch -
Brooke - tried to preempt Simons criticism with chitchat about Paula's hair....zzzzz
David Cook - tweet tweet sparrow....Paula gives him big props for his HAIR.....omg, Paula isn't in a total fog.
Ramiele - "I was frik'n out!!" remark was the highlight.
Most memorable moment so far...the Toyota commercial where the family breaks into random modern dance - just how bad it's been up to now.
Jason - got to love him for singing this Oscar nominated song from "Transamerica," - he gets the LGBT vote this week! And he did a decent job for a change.
Carly - Simon tells her she needs to have a word with her dresser - my suggestion - the word should be "SLEEVES"
David A. - another sentimental doo doo "Smokey Mountain Memories"- His reply to the judges "gasp gasp gasp" not even one complete word I was able to discern.
KKKristy - barefoot version of "Coat of Many Colors" - just don't follow Britney to a gas station rest room that way......
Syesha- started to make "I will always love you" her own, but ended up as bad immitation Whitney -
Michael - nice bluesy "It's all wrong, but it's alright," but I think he comes across way to old for a pop star, maybe the next Josh Groban...
Vote for KKKristy so she can keep sendin' her love to Simon!
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I thought it was kind of creepy too...and yucky!
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Dolly is awesome!
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You blinked. There was one lip lick. I guess his dad beat that habit out of him.
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It's just a joke people!
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