I am too lazy to listen to the interview (okay, it's actually because the sound of Dunkleman's voice makes me want to strangle puppies), but just reading the info provided here raised a few questions:
1. How does he know that Clay got more votes than Ruben? Dunkleman was no longer on the show in Season 2.
2. Okay, so the producers write a name on a piece of paper and hand it to the host to read. I buy that. Is that to imply that the name written did not receive the most votes? If so, how does he know this?
3. Why was he on Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp? He's really not very fat at all. That's weird.
4. Does Dunkleman blame Seacrest for the Kennedy assassination, too? Seriously, I can see Seacrest trying to get Dunkleman kicked off, but the sad fact is, Dunkleman sucked. Ryan is a giant douche, no doubt, but he can read his cue cards, get in bitch slap fights with Simon, stand there looking like a harmless pretty boy, and generally pull off his job. Dunkleman could do none of these things.
5. Why is he coming out with this now? What happened between now and 6 seasons ago that made him suddenly come out of his Dunkle-cave to reveal this oh-so-secret info?
6. How much did it suck to grow up with the last name "Dunkleman"? Was your whole life just a series of excruciatingly bad put downs? "What's up, Dump-leman? How's it goin', Dunklemin' Donuts? Hola, Dunkle-stiltskin! Don't touch me there, Uncle Dunkle!"
...and so forth.
I don't mean to discount the Dunkle-meister, but it's just a little fishy that the same year that he somehow managed to get on TV again is the same year he pulls this shit out. "American Idol is totally fake!!!! By the way, don't forget to catch me on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp this season! Check your local listings!"
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-Dunkleman says the show is fake, that there are re shoots for dramatic effect, with lots of fake tears.
-On his first show, one of AI's producers poked him in the chest and cussed him out because he was comforting to a contestant, and didn't torment them further.
-Dunkleman believes the show is rigged and to decide who's going home, the producers "write a name on a piece of paper and hand it to the host, and say read this."
-Clay Aiken received more votes than Ruben in season 2 but Ruben was given the title anyway.
-Seacrest was scheming to get Dunkelman off the show from the start, and sabotaged him by going off script, leaving Dunkelman with no set up for his punchlines.
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