Brooke White is the New VFTW Pick!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 19th, 2008 at 3:14 PM
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As we say goodbye to Kristy, we say hello to Brooke White. The sun rises on a brand new era in VFTW history. Everyone's sure this is her last week in the competition, so let's try to save her for one more week if possible. Her mental instability is the greatest of any Idol contestant ever, meaning we could get some VFTW gold this week. And if not, the resulting breakdown from her elimination will still be fun. We'd like to try to delay it by a week or two if possible though. Good luck, Brooke, and don't cry. You've got a whole ton of new power voters picking up the phone for you this week and we're crazy about you!
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hyperVen5
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 10:49pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

As long as this helps kick out Cunty Shitson from the show, I'm in!

I really want a final 3 of David Cook (my fav), Syesha (best singer), and Brooke (VFTW pick), so I'm ready.

Sorry for Jason but he's gonna get the cursed first spot this week = GONER.

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Pistonguy
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:01pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

If these's people don't want the stress on idol then they should try out but i do agree that this site don't help with the stress.Vote for the worst don't know they just make up half of this stuff.

Pistonguy
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:04pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

I think jason is good taylor hicks is the worst not jason not brooke not david c or watever they just hate idol but idol not going anywhere sorry fuck heads.

Pistonguy
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:07pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

If i do this week what i did last week this site will be pissed.

Hanto1214
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:08pm
Joined: 01 Mar 2008

I'm with you BeckEye. Brooke isn't the anti-AI pick VFTW normally supports. Even if she wins, it isn't a travesty. Jason would have been a better choice. Not much better, but better.

PiratePoppet
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:36pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

B-But I wanted Jason! *cries like Brooke*
But I suppose Brooke as the pick will be ok, and VFTW will just be ok, and I'll be ok, because everything and everyone is ok!

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 12:10am
Joined: 13 Apr 2008

Do you know that for sure or are you just making it up?

VFTW did not make up that Brook cries, babbles excessively and appears mentally unstable.

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Withxtracheeseplease
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 12:49am
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Good choice - by the way, on the Washington Post TV page they have an AI blog - the comments are very VFTW style, and they call Brooke "Ba-Nanny," they see she is unstable, and enjoy the unpredictability that she brings. I think she is the only chance we have of making this snoozefest a little entertaining. Also, even though she is a Mormon, that camp (including Donny Osmond) is behind Archuleta.

I have a prediction for ALW week - she sings "I don't know how to love him" from JC Superstar, hiding behind the piano looking frightened and confused. Randy says - "pitchy dawg," Paula - "hm bleg mflsei dgoiendhgh dgned!! You are who you are!" and Simon - "You know, in the broadway show that song is sung by a whore, and I think you finally made the emotional connection that has been missing." Brooke says "thats OK,OK, OK." Seabiscuit gropes and puts his arm around her shoulder, she bitchslaps him, and that gets her the votes she needs!

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Craptastic
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 1:33am
Joined: 15 Mar 2008

Oh, come on! Let's look at the real picture here. Every music star has an image, sometimes deliberately cultivated, sometimes acquired through onstage persona and/or offstage antics, often both. And there isn't a pop, rock, country or opera star on Earth who doesn't know what his/her public image is.

Brooke knows she comes across as a crybaby. She made fun of it herself on the last show. If she doesn't already know that she also looks very much like she's gonna have a major breakdown at any moment, she should be made aware of it. She HAS to know what her image is. That's the only way she can make it work for her. Or, if she doesn't want to be known as the sweet but overly sensitive meltdown-ready folksy girl, she has to know about it before she can change it.

Any good manager would tell her the same thing. Besides, it could very well be that this "mentally unstable" image is working for her. It got her our votes, didn't it? And if she's truly and deeply emotionally fucked up, she might write better songs because of it. Lots of successful musicians aren't playing with a full deck, so to speak, and it usually makes their music a helluva lot more interesting.

magicrob75
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 5:59am
Joined: 02 Apr 2008

you guys are gay on this one!!!

The pothead should be our pick! I am going with the pothead against you guys on this one!!!

PEACE!!!

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