Brooke White is the New VFTW Pick!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 19th, 2008 at 3:14 PM
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As we say goodbye to Kristy, we say hello to Brooke White. The sun rises on a brand new era in VFTW history. Everyone's sure this is her last week in the competition, so let's try to save her for one more week if possible. Her mental instability is the greatest of any Idol contestant ever, meaning we could get some VFTW gold this week. And if not, the resulting breakdown from her elimination will still be fun. We'd like to try to delay it by a week or two if possible though. Good luck, Brooke, and don't cry. You've got a whole ton of new power voters picking up the phone for you this week and we're crazy about you!
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Queen Bitch
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 2:48pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

I actually voted for Jason not that he is such a great singer or musician i can find better ones at any Open Mike Night. I like his stoner persona he is the only one left that i would want to remotly hang out with. But if you get rid of the stoner persona and his dreads he is boring as shit.

But i actually think Brooke is a better pick she is a emotional wreck with a one note range and with all those other boring chick singers out there she does not stand a chance. Also what made me change my mind about her is the itune charts. If you look at the top idol downloads i don't think she has a song on the charts. Jason has the third most songs on this list. The others who do not have a song on this chart are Carly and Syesha. Syesha is way to boring and has no fan base the producers are keeping her in. So a vote for her would be a waste. Carly is a bitch, a plant, and not much people like her. She is so despearate for votes at this point she would be happy to be our pick.

tallerthanseacrest
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 3:46pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

HOLY CRAP.

I didn't notice Sanjaya the first, second, and third time I saw that picture.

That is truly frightening.

VoteOffThePlant
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 4:03pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

I didn't notice it till you just pointed it out. The whole teletubbies thing is creepy enough because it reminds me of Jerry Falwell, but the Sanjaya thing too!! Wow! Props to the artist.

VoteOffThePlant
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 4:17pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

Good post, Emily. That Carly gets any votes at all is bizarre. Her making Top 6 is an insult to America, but then again the whole show is an insult to America and good music so wtf.

Syesha isn't boring so much as she's NOT Carly, which says alot about any person. Both try to hit notes they can't, then fail, then we all must endure Randy and his "pitchy" shit.

Jason and Brooke, I'll give them this, know how to stay within their vocal range. They're playas.

"Technically" I agree that Jason has in a VFTW pick what the site asks for in the REQUIRED READING "About Us" mainpage article, namely not the WORST talent necessarily but rather the worst candidate that would ALSO PISS OFF the producers the most if he won/did well.

I think this site was smart in not picking him though. After Gaspy Lizardlips, who's #2? Cook is the most talented, but I think Jason's fan base is probably the 2nd largest after the asthmatic one's. Jason should make the finals, therefore. I said "should." Didn't say "will." But he should really, because he's the only interesting one left. He'll be our pick yet.

krazy4crack
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 6:00pm
Joined: 08 Apr 2008

Thanks for pointing it out, it's a true work for art!

chilstone
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 6:21pm
Joined: 20 Apr 2008

You guys got it all wrong. If you want to ruin Idol you should support the bitch with the tattoo's, you know...the one that already had a recording deal and sucked so bad they canned her? Just think, she will fail once again after millions of dollars are wasted trying to promote her record. HAHAHA. Joining the ranks of other idol winner/losers such as Ruban, Fanwhateverthehellhernameisia, Sparks, and the other forgotten ones. That's what will kill idol!

ps. Randy plays bass like a friggin sixth grader. (actually there are six graders out there that play better, sorry kids.)

TimeAfterTime
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 6:23pm
Joined: 20 Apr 2008

I made an account just now to post this because I heard VFTW picked Brooke (my favorite) as the worst idol. Now I don't know what y'all are all about but I certainly don't think Brooke's the worst idol. I despite Syesha and Carly and want them gone soon. I actually think Jason Castro is now the worst now, but I'm kind of glad you picked Brooke because a few extra votes won't hurt. She has already picked up a lot of Kristy's votes. So, thanks!

Btw, we all know Brooke's not going to win. I just hope she rides the train to at least third place. Also, even though it seems like everyone wants a David/David finale, I believe the producers wouldn't be torn up if Brooke made it to the final two. Her kind of music is very popular now.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 6:27pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

That pic is GENIUS!

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TemptationOfAngels
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 8:52pm
Joined: 20 Apr 2008

I'm truly, REALLY sorry, but I must admonish anyone who feels compelled to type the word "y'all".

Is it honestly such a strain to type those few extra letters?

And, if I may say so, you honestly don't sound all that heartbroken over our new pick.

Really, just compare VFTW picks to people who actually "make it" in Idol.

Who ends up better off, generally...?

And I've been a lurker until about... 11 minutes ago, so I can't lay really claim and say "our pick", but...

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miknge
Posted: April 20, 2008 - 9:19pm
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Brooke has a song in the itunes download charts. Let It Be. in fact, Brooke's the female contestant that sells the most among other female contestants. i love Brooke. she's my favourite contestant this season. so, i'm not too upset about VFTW pick, cos i've read what this website is all about, and she clearly is not the worst. Jason's fans want Jason to be the pick, so it's not so bad that Brooke is the pick. that means extra votes for her, and you guys think that she's interesting and entertaining. :)