Jordin Sparks News About to Break

Posted by thefunnystone on April 19th, 2008 at 10:18 AM
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You know VFTW knows everything before anyone else does. So listen up when we say some news is going to come out that affects Jordin Sparks' career. And it actually made us feel kind of bad for her. Keep your eyes peeled in the news for this one.

HINT: The news about Jordin needing to rest her vocal chords is just the tip of the iceberg. It's not all out yet.

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Julesb2183
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:07am
Joined: 06 Jan 2008

did she get dropped?!

MadJoebailey
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:12am
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Let me guess - Idol was rigged when she won?

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Mr_Glass
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:14am
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

"She" really is a 40-year-old man?

Why must you tease us so?!

RidesOnCoatTails
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:22am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

Is this something other than her hemmorrhagic vocal cord or what not?

Please tell me it's something ultra juicy! Can't wait.

diblasio
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:37am
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

Preggers?

Vocal cords would be kinda sad but also a little "meh"...

Leelee.
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:35am
Joined: 05 Apr 2007

Something big will break. Maybe Jorbacca will combust. But, we shouldn't feel bad about that.

Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.

Analog_Kid
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:49am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

>Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.

I think you're right. I've never seen them in the same room. Jordin did come back to sing this season I think, but they obviously used trick photography.

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:46am
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

This is extremely unfortunate. Jordin's a good kid. We all hope she gets better really soon.

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Tinnerz
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:54am
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

Sure, I make fun of her a lot, but I sincerely don't wish her harm. I feel bad that this happened, and I hope she gets better soon.

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MadJoebailey
Posted: April 19, 2008 - 11:55am
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

she's probably up the duff!!

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