Jordin Sparks News About to Break



You know VFTW knows everything before anyone else does. So listen up when we say some news is going to come out that affects Jordin Sparks' career. And it actually made us feel kind of bad for her. Keep your eyes peeled in the news for this one.

HINT: The news about Jordin needing to rest her vocal chords is just the tip of the iceberg. It's not all out yet.

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Julesb2183
April 19, 2008 - 12:07pm

did she get dropped?!


MadJoebailey
April 19, 2008 - 12:12pm

Let me guess - Idol was rigged when she won?

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Mr_Glass
April 19, 2008 - 12:14pm

"She" really is a 40-year-old man?

Why must you tease us so?!


RidesOnCoatTails
April 19, 2008 - 12:22pm

Is this something other than her hemmorrhagic vocal cord or what not?

Please tell me it's something ultra juicy! Can't wait.


Leelee.
April 19, 2008 - 12:35pm

Something big will break. Maybe Jorbacca will combust. But, we shouldn't feel bad about that.

Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.


diblasio
April 19, 2008 - 12:37pm

Preggers?

Vocal cords would be kinda sad but also a little "meh"...


smarterthanpickler
April 19, 2008 - 12:46pm

This is extremely unfortunate. Jordin's a good kid. We all hope she gets better really soon.

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Analog_Kid
April 19, 2008 - 12:49pm

>Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.

I think you're right. I've never seen them in the same room. Jordin did come back to sing this season I think, but they obviously used trick photography.

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Tinnerz
April 19, 2008 - 12:54pm

Sure, I make fun of her a lot, but I sincerely don't wish her harm. I feel bad that this happened, and I hope she gets better soon.

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MadJoebailey
April 19, 2008 - 12:55pm

she's probably up the duff!!

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