Jordin Sparks News About to Break

Posted by thefunnystone on April 19th, 2008 at 10:18 AM
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You know VFTW knows everything before anyone else does. So listen up when we say some news is going to come out that affects Jordin Sparks' career. And it actually made us feel kind of bad for her. Keep your eyes peeled in the news for this one.

HINT: The news about Jordin needing to rest her vocal chords is just the tip of the iceberg. It's not all out yet.

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CuntysCrotchLice
Posted: April 21, 2008 - 9:25am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Agreed. Kelly may be the only Idol who won fairly, because at the time TPTB truly didn't know whether the show would sink or swim. Not really enough time to throw together a big rig and plantfest like they've done in years since. And *I* could make it in Cuntry TOMORROW if I could just write a few more songs about how my truck, dog, and wife died. All on the SAME DAY, y'all. It's called "Bury Me, Lord(But I Still Trust You)". Watch for it!

GO KELLY.

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Schmevin
Posted: April 21, 2008 - 9:59am
Joined: 22 May 2006

It's also Katherine and Ruben who were dropped from their labels. Blake will probably be as well in a few months.

badger
Posted: April 21, 2008 - 11:58am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

I didn't mean that Kelly was less successful than Carrie, I meant that right now, Carrie is topping the charts and Kelly is not.

Overall, of course, Kelly has sold more, but in this "what have you done for me lately" world, Carrie is "now" and Kelly is "then."

There is nothing wrong with "then," unless you're in the top 24 and have to sing 60s songs with the threat of being called "old fashioned."

Kelly coped with depression because she was no longer topping charts over and over, but has bounced back... not to the same degree, but still coming back. Carrie, on the other hand, has had continual sucess ever since winning. Hard to argue with consistency.

If we wanted to get technical, I would say that out of all the Idolists, Jennifer Hudson is the most successful, because of the prestige of winning an Oscar. Many singers win Grammys, but only a select few actors win Oscars, and she got one on her first attempt?! Quite an accomplishment.

sanjifan
Posted: April 21, 2008 - 2:41pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Just watch, the next batch of letters will blame us.

butwhatever
Posted: April 23, 2008 - 2:07pm
Joined: 23 Feb 2008

Where did you get this anorexia rumor about Kelly ? All I could find was a reference (in US Weekly online, which said it was quoting Cosmo Girl) to bulimia when she was in high school.

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