Mail Bag Update 4/25/08
First of all what the heck are the 'Pink Pills" that you said in the Brooke White Ariticle!? This website stinks and apparently people listen and i wanted to say put David Cook on so MORE people will vote for him. By the way................... make a website that is called 'Don't vote for the Goods!' Put David A. on so EVERYONE is happy! Good-Bye IDOITS who dont take a shower in 24 days and smell WICKED bad!
-David
You guys rock! Thank you SO SO SO much for getting that dumb ho liar ringer carly off the show!!! I swore that if she won, i would become bulimic. (I wouldn't even have to try! Seriously, i threw up once after she sang. I was sick, but still!) KEEP ON DOMINATING AI! Now, can you pretty please try to boot off that gasping robot archuleta???
-Brian
Congrats guys on a spectacular VFTW victory! The plant has been uprooted! This has been the worst Idol season ever and the only thing that keeps me watching is the pure fact that VFTW is out there trying to keep it interesting. Way to go!
-Ross
I'm so god damned glad that piece of shit fucking CUNTY is so fucking out of here! The bitch truly has to be the single, most self-diluted bitch-bag shit-wad I've ever seen on that piece of shit fucking show! If it wasn't for this site, this season would be a real bore. Thanks to you guys, I can watch the shit show with a different attitude. Fuck that CUNTY PLANTSON with a god damned tattoo gun! You guys are the best. GO BROOKE!!!! You CUNTY fans can go lick her stinking crotch!
-John
Thank U! Thank God the carly plant is gone GO! Brooke! VFTW Victory! P.S. Make carly plant dolls
-Rico
Fuck everyone that is bitching because carly got kicked off... Maybe if they liked her so fucking much they should have voted for her... what a fuckin concept!
But, I saw that dumbass on Fox news this morning, and she actually claims she thinks she was kicked off because her fanbase is in Ireland... I think its because she broke the fucking rules, She had a BIG fucking contract with a major label, and then lied on air about that label being small and going under.
Thank god she is gone, she was a liar, and HELLO--- NOT EVEN FUCKING AMERICAN.
I'm a big fan. Hopefully if I ever try out for AI, you will feature me on your site. (hahaha!) <33
-Kristin
This site is absolutely wonderful! Seeing Brook and Jason stay and Carly get voted off last night was the 2nd most happiest day in my life. I have witnessed the awesome power that is VFTW and it is good! Keep up the great work.
-Lena
I have to admit, I am now a Vote for the Worst believer. I had my doubts that you really made much difference in the outcome of the show, even with the stellar run of Sanjaya, but now I am just in awe. I’ve watched every season of American Idol, and my fascination with the show has dwindled in recent years until last night when you not only saved Brooke from being cut (or from being in the bottom two!), but watching that obnoxious plant Carly bite the dust made me giddy with pleasure! I am now a proud disciple of VFTW. Brooke’s face when she realized she was saved was priceless!! I love that crazy bushy-haired psycho!! Once Carly started singing “Jesus Christ Superstar”, I thought – decent performance, but she might have some trouble – the song might offend people who weren’t familiar with it, and she wasn’t playing to her crowd with her typical boring ballads. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that annoying Celene Dion wanna-be would be ousted so unceremoniously. And the reaction was friggin fan-freaking-tastic!!! I loved the screams of shock and horror, I loved the judges trying to play it off like they weren’t devastated that their favorite female was gone, and I absolutely loved seeing Carly crying in her “retrospective” about how she kept blowing her chances. So bring on the tears and shaking blonde anorexic nightmare – lets vote her all the way to number one!!! Thank you for making this show entertaining once again!
-C. Wieczorek
go... to... hell..... little ass hole. (although i must say that your site has a lot to do with the elimination) or just go suck on your mom's twat.
-Matt
p*tang *na kayong lahat! dahil sinuportahan ninyo si cristi, natanggal si ramille at hindi siya nakaabot sa top 2. mas magaling nga siya kay david arshuleyta, syesha, karli, bruke, at jaison! wala nalang kayong mas mabuting gawin sa mga taing buhay ninyo kundi gumawa ng pagsira sa mga pangarap ng mga magagaling sa American Idol, tulad ni Ramele! lahat ng nasa kumpetisyon pa, sila'y tatalo kay malubay sa mga ibinentang albums. kayo naman, sigurado ako na lahat kayo ay mga unanong walang pera, walang trabaho, walang kaibigan o kabiyak dahil sa sobrang pangit ng inyong istura at katawan. iwanan nyo nalang ang american idol at mgasimula nalang kayong mag excercise at weights para di na masisira ang mga putik na utak ninyo!
-Zenny
I just read the article about Carmen talking about how she got less practice time and Clay got a lot more time and it got me thinking about JPL. I lived next door to Jon Peter Lewis (season three, 8th place) in college before he was on A.I. After he got kicked off I remember him saying how the producers said they saw a lot of potential with him but that they wanted him to change his look and the type of music he sung, basically they wanted to turn him into some bubble gum pop star. He told them he wasn't interested, that he wanted to be true to himself. The next show he was eliminated and he had never been in the bottom three before that.
This was years ago and I haven't talked to him in while so I probably shouldn't be quoted on this as the main idea is right but the details may be wrong. If you ever get the chance you may want to ask Jon about how Idol is rigged so that it comes straight from him. He has an album coming out in June so maybe he would be up for some publicity.
I really think the producers eliminate those who they think will give them bigger ratings. Not always but in the case of Micheal Johns I really think it was because it was shocking and it made people realize anyone could go, therefore they vote more and Idol makes more money.
Oh and I'm a huge fan of Brook White and at first I was disappointed you choose her for VFTW but then I thought about it and as long as it doesn't make her perform worse it can only help her stay in the competition longer. Anyway hopefully it will be a positive thing for her and help her last longer. Thanks for the site I think it helps bring a small amount of balance to the corporate greed machine called American Idol.
-Adam
IF YOU WOULD PUBLISH THE # OF VISITORS UR SITE GETS IT WOULD BE EASY TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU INFLUENCE IDOL. B/C IF U GET ONLY ~200K A WEEK -- WHICH IS PROBABLY 5X MORE THAN U GET -- IT'D BE BASICALLY NOTHING COMPARED TO THE 30 MILLION VOTES A WEEK (ESPECIALLY SINCE PROBABLY ONLY LIKE 10% OF VISITORS VOTE ON RESULTS NIGHT FOR YOUR STUPID PICKS) PWNT!
-Gregg
These kids auditioned against thousands...and are brave enough to go on live tv every week in pursuit of something they want. Whomever is the webmaster here, what did you ever do?! Except be mean. Mean people suck. Judgmental people suck. Jason does drugs you assert?! He's a devout Christian who has done missions in Russia, and aspires to be a loving father, faithful husband, and servant of others some day. But you hold him up as a druggie because of something superficial, like his hair. Brooke's too emotional under pressure?! How would you hold up on national tv in a competition of this nature in front of tens of millions each week. And I could go on and on. But I won't. Except to say "shame on you" and "try to do something POSITIVE, instead of destructive, with your life." Didn't your mama raise you better than this?!
-Mary
As an American Idol fan, I have always been a little ambivalent about your site, until I discovered the recaps written by "the funny stone". They are absolutely hilarious! I used to read the recaps on the AI site written by the "jaded journalist", but he stopped recapping after season five. He was really funny, because he was actually willing to make fun and have a laugh at the show's expense. I was really bummed when he stopped writing the recaps, but I am glad to have found yours! I literally laugh out loud at them, and look forward to them each week. (Maybe I'm a nerd). And you always hit the nail on the head with your recaps as well. (Like the stuff about Brooke and her meds, or Paula being an alcoholic. So true!) Anyway, keep up the good work! :)
-Anna
As funny as your site is. I want to know why the fuck do you keep choosing a new idol as the worst contestant after the one you chose originally was voted off. Um, I'm sorry but when you say vote for the WORST. There can only be ONE fucking worst! It pisses me off that you just keep picking people up till the end. What the hell is the point in that? Do you even consider all of these people that bad? It's so fucking irritating that you do this! Just stick with one person from the beginning of the top 12, and if they are voted off early. Then boo fricken who! Just picking someone bad up to the end is pathetic.
-Ryan
The comment somebody made about “Carly’s ugliness†really bothers me. I mean, I know I shouldn’t care, because the whole thing is stupid and immature. It’s like you couldn’t think of anything intelligent to say, so you settled for grade-school insults. Calling people ugly? How old are you, five? But as a woman it still bugs me, because I hate that we are told so many lies about ourselves. I’ve had to put up with criticism about my looks, just like every woman has. And it’s 100 times worse when you are in the public eye. (Tyra banks’ “fat†photos?). It just pisses me off so much when a beautiful girl like Carly is called “uglyâ€. What kind of message does that send to the rest of us? If ugly is anything other than a supermodel, 99% of us would be in that category (yourselves included). So please, stop making asses of yourselves and come up with something more interesting.
-Laura
DAVID ARCHULETA! HOW CAN YOU HATE HIM HE IS SOOO CUTE AND HE IS A GREAT SINGER!!!!!!!I THINK HE IS GOING TO WIN AND THEN YOU WILL BE CRYING ON YOUR FREAKIN FLOOR!!!!!!!!!
-Olivia
I don't understand why you're having a vote for the next contestant to support. I don't even think Kristy was bad enough or entertaining enough to support. In fact, she ended up being pretty okay. Sanjaya as your poster child made sense, and you really lucked out with Amanda. Once she left, none of the contestants were true VFTW material.
On a different note, I would like to commend you on your newshunting skills. I enjoy Idol and don't usually support your contestant, but I do like reading the news on your site. Of course Idol isn't going to publicize the things you do. That what makes you VFTW.
-Andrea
You ppl suk! Ur riuning ppls dreems! u suk u suk u suk! Wait... Can I...
Okay, that's better. After that poor use of Brooke's legendary pause (the second best being Paula's reaction to the aforementioned pause) as a transition, let me say I love this site. I'll admit that I wasn't a true worster until you pushed Hicks to the victory in season 5, but since then I have remained faithful. At the beginning of seasons 6 and 7, I 'll admit, I thought of voting based on talent, only to realize that these losers and failures (mostly) did not have any. But I digress, this season has had some of the best VFTW moments, despite the talent being so mediocre. I mean Danny, Amanda, Kristy Lee's huge comeback, Brooke's pause AND Carly and Aussie Douche's early dismissal. Not to mention Hernandez' gay stripper deal along with Chikeeze's (spelling?) few entertaining moments. Now we have Brooke, a true "worst" contestant with Jason there to make us laugh with his stoned behavior and yawning. The fall of the Archulater is a likely possibility, and you know David Cook will be sent home soon, hopefully reenacting Daughtry's famous loss (because you know he is so arrogant). I actually managed to convert my family and friends from fans of Carly Smithson to haters of Carly Shitson, now I'm trying to force VFTW policies on random AI boards such as the AOL one (even though most of those people are lost causes...). Either way, I'm probably boring you to death, just keep up the great work, I can't wait to see how the final stretch of season 7 unfolds.
-Chris
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This one is my favourite:
I'm so god damned glad that piece of shit fucking CUNTY is so fucking out of here! The bitch truly has to be the single, most self-diluted bitch-bag shit-wad I've ever seen on that piece of shit fucking show! If it wasn't for this site, this season would be a real bore. Thanks to you guys, I can watch the shit show with a different attitude. Fuck that CUNTY PLANTSON with a god damned tattoo gun! You guys are the best. GO BROOKE!!!! You CUNTY fans can go lick her stinking crotch!
__________________________-John
So poetic, so real, so lovely, so melodic. :D This would make a lovely Hallmark card!
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Wow, there are actually more positive emails than negative this time. Is that a record? Apparently everyone else hated Carly, too. But I have to say that I like the mailbag better when it's filled with angry, misspelled missives from sad and delusional people. It just makes me happy.
__________________________I don't want to just rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats.
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Don't worry, lots more hate coming next time. Just wanted to celebrate Carly's dismissal ;)
I gotta tell you, I'm with Zenny.
First of all what the heck are the 'Pink Pills" that you said in the Brooke White Ariticle!? This website stinks and apparently people listen and i wanted to say put David Cook on so MORE people will vote for him. By the way................... make a website that is called 'Don't vote for the Goods!' Put David A. on so EVERYONE is happy! Good-Bye IDOITS who dont take a shower in 24 days and smell WICKED bad!
-David
I love how he is contradicting himself the entire e-mail. And we are 'IDOITS.' Does that mean 'revolutionaries' in Mayan or something?
And we smell and apparently don't bathe for a random 24 days. Hooray!
Let's see, I'll cherry pick the fun ones:
Good-Bye IDOITS who dont take a shower in 24 days and smell WICKED bad!
-David
Wow, I do smell WICKED bad. I've spent the last twenty fouh days at a bah in Hahvahd Yahd, and I got this WICKED HUGE stink comin' offa me right now. Thanks, pal. By the way, do you like apples?
p*tang *na kayong lahat! dahil sinuportahan ninyo si cristi, natanggal si ramille at hindi siya nakaabot sa top 2. mas magaling nga siya kay david arshuleyta, syesha, karli, bruke, at jaison! wala nalang kayong mas mabuting gawin sa mga taing buhay ninyo kundi gumawa ng pagsira sa mga pangarap ng mga magagaling sa American Idol, tulad ni Ramele! lahat ng nasa kumpetisyon pa, sila'y tatalo kay malubay sa mga ibinentang albums. kayo naman, sigurado ako na lahat kayo ay mga unanong walang pera, walang trabaho, walang kaibigan o kabiyak dahil sa sobrang pangit ng inyong istura at katawan. iwanan nyo nalang ang american idol at mgasimula nalang kayong mag excercise at weights para di na masisira ang mga putik na utak ninyo!
-Zenny
Psst! I think your keyboard is broken! Either that or you are speaking some sort of foreign language that is unfamiliar to me and everyone else who reads this site. It's called "American Idol," not "Gibberish Idol."
IF YOU WOULD PUBLISH THE # OF VISITORS UR SITE GETS IT WOULD BE EASY TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU INFLUENCE IDOL. B/C IF U GET ONLY ~200K A WEEK -- WHICH IS PROBABLY 5X MORE THAN U GET -- IT'D BE BASICALLY NOTHING COMPARED TO THE 30 MILLION VOTES A WEEK (ESPECIALLY SINCE PROBABLY ONLY LIKE 10% OF VISITORS VOTE ON RESULTS NIGHT FOR YOUR STUPID PICKS) PWNT!
-Gregg
I think it should be against internet law for someone to say "PWNT!" or "p0wned!" or "p0wnage!" to their own freaking comment. Look, if other people think your point was valid and irrefutable (which, sadly, yours was not), let them say, "Ohhhh! Heck yeah, bro, you totally p0wned that n00b website that you're talking to! LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!!!" When you say it yourself, you just look like a moron.
Jason does drugs you assert?! He's a devout Christian who has done missions in Russia, and aspires to be a loving father, faithful husband, and servant of others some day. But you hold him up as a druggie because of something superficial, like his hair.
-Mary
Mary, if Jason Castro does not in fact do loads and loads drugs, then I feel very sorry for him, because that would mean that he is an absolute moron. At least stoners have an excuse for acting like idiots.
I want to know why the f--- do you keep choosing a new idol as the worst contestant after the one you chose originally was voted off. Um, I'm sorry but when you say vote for the WORST. There can only be ONE f---ing worst!
-Ryan
I'm going to call you "Tiny" from here on out, because you apparently have a tiny little brain. Try to follow along, Tiny, but don't worry if your tiny little brain gets full before I'm done. So, Tiny, when the original "worst" gets kicked off, the other contestants remain on the show. Out of those contestants remaining, there will always be one who is the worst out of them all. Even when you're down to only two contestants, one of them is the worst when compared to the other. Even if the remaining two are really talented (that's never happpened, but it could), one of them has to be better than the other, or else there would never be a winner. Do you understand, Tiny? Don't hurt yourself by trying to think too hard. Aww, that's okay, Tiny. Here, go listen to your Miley Cyrus CDs. They'll make you feel better. Tiny.
Calling people ugly? How old are you, five? But as a woman it still bugs me, because I hate that we are told so many lies about ourselves.
-Laura
Wow, you would be really hot if you would lose just a few more pounds.
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"Jason does drugs you assert?! He's a devout Christian who has done missions in Russia, and aspires to be a loving father, faithful husband, and servant of others some day."
*dies laughing*
Also... I just took a bath. Does that mean I can't be a worster anymore?
"Jason does drugs you assert?! He's a devout Christian who has done missions in Russia, and aspires to be a loving father, faithful husband, and servant of others some day."
HA HA HA HA
Watch ONE episode of welcome back Kotter, notice that Jason is in fact the long lost son of John "Vinnie Barbarino" Travolta and write the drug catch phrases like "gimmie drugs" etc. uttered by Vinnie. Now recall that John T. was ACTING/PRETENDING to be a drug crazy highschool guy, Jason ACTUALLY acts like that IRL, sounds like that IRL. He is a stoner's, stoner fur sur!
__________________________Party on Jason!
Constantine FTW!
p*tang *na kayong lahat! dahil sinuportahan ninyo si cristi, natanggal si ramille at hindi siya nakaabot sa top 2. mas magaling nga siya kay david arshuleyta, syesha, karli, bruke, at jaison! wala nalang kayong mas mabuting gawin sa mga taing buhay ninyo kundi gumawa ng pagsira sa mga pangarap ng mga magagaling sa American Idol, tulad ni Ramele! lahat ng nasa kumpetisyon pa, sila'y tatalo kay malubay sa mga ibinentang albums. kayo naman, sigurado ako na lahat kayo ay mga unanong walang pera, walang trabaho, walang kaibigan o kabiyak dahil sa sobrang pangit ng inyong istura at katawan. iwanan nyo nalang ang american idol at mgasimula nalang kayong mag excercise at weights para di na masisira ang mga putik na utak ninyo!
-Zenny
This reminds me of watching pro wrestling when I was a youth. The commentary was in 200 mph Spanish, but every now and again, there'd be an injection of English out of the blue - ala "What do you say, you give up buddy?"
"exercise at weights" must be like that. Though I have no clue why that would appear in the mailbag.
Keeping on this theme, AI has replaced pro wrestling as the primary source of "cheesy entertainment with a pre-determined outcome"
p*tang *na kayong lahat! dahil sinuportahan ninyo si cristi, natanggal si ramille at hindi siya nakaabot sa top 2. mas magaling nga siya kay david arshuleyta, syesha, karli, bruke, at jaison! wala nalang kayong mas mabuting gawin sa mga taing buhay ninyo kundi gumawa ng pagsira sa mga pangarap ng mga magagaling sa American Idol, tulad ni Ramele! lahat ng nasa kumpetisyon pa, sila'y tatalo kay malubay sa mga ibinentang albums. kayo naman, sigurado ako na lahat kayo ay mga unanong walang pera, walang trabaho, walang kaibigan o kabiyak dahil sa sobrang pangit ng inyong istura at katawan. iwanan nyo nalang ang american idol at mgasimula nalang kayong mag excercise at weights para di na masisira ang mga putik na utak ninyo!
-Zenny
translation:
mother fuckers. because you supported Kristy, Ramiele got sent home and wasn't able to be in the Top 2. She is much better than David Arshuleyta, Syesha, Karli, Bruke, and Jaison! You've nothing better to do in your shitty lives than destroy the dreams of the good ones in American Idol like Ramiele. Everyone in the competition beated Ramiele on their albums that were sold. And to all of you, i am sure that you are dwarfs with no money, no job, no friends or spouse because of your very ugly faces and bodies. Leave American Idol alone and you all start doing excercise and weights so your brains won't get destroyed.
that was in Tagalog. the language here in Phils (where Ramiele came from). he/she basically murdered the Idol's names. lol. and how nice he/she tells us to excercise to keep our brains from getting destroyed. lmfao