From the idol board..
They are probably having a meeting right now trying to figure out how they are going to fix this....
Nigel: Paula. That's it. You ARE signing up for AA TOMORROW.
Simon C: You were beastly.
Simon F: Normally good for the entertainment factor, but you clearly had one too many tonight. You're now on probation. Coke only in the cup.
Bruce: Oh man, we're s c r ewd.
Paula: Whatever, I mean, I covered up good. Remember? I just got confused. No, uh. What did I say?
Randy: Uh. You kind of pretty much said you were reading your notes for David Cook thereby telling him he sucked, after which you said he was awesome.
Paula: I did?
Simon C: Disaster, Paula. Utter disaster.
Paula: Whatever, I just got carried away. Everyone's used to it.
Simon F: Disaster indeed.
Nigel: Paula you just say that you thought it was last year and it was lil Sanjaya you were critiquing. Or it was just an old note you still had in your purse which you read by mistake. Or you forgot to take your meds today and your back is killing you just too bad when you are now begging to be a dancer on DWTS next fall.
Ryan: Oh man. Someone's in trou----ble!!!
Nigel: Hey, got an idea, lets get Neil Diamond to come on tomorrow and tell everyone how "bad" he thought Jason was
Ryan: Didn't we already have Andrew Lloyd Webber do that for us last week?
Nigel: Do you think anyone will notice if we do it a second time?
Paula: (Lifting her head off desk) Hu, wha.....Andrew who? (head drops back down on desk)
Nigel: Okay, here's your story. Paula? Paula. Pay attention. You need to be telling the SAME STORY to everyone tomorrow. No embellishing details. This is what you ARE going to say... On seconed thought, Paula you just stay home and be quiet, I'm sending Randy and Simon out on all the news circuit to do some damage control. Just minimize everything and act as if it was no big deal. I'm sure the public will buy anything you say, since we have always gotten away with everything in the past.
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Proud Fanjaya and Dreadhead
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Watch Paula read the lines she was fed by producers to say to Jason after his second performance. She says these after his first performance. The audience laughs at her since she's commenting on a performance that hasn't happened yet, and Simon and Randy look mortified that she messed up so bad. VFTW Victory! Even her "save" was pathetic. She then said the comment was meant for David Cook. Except the comment was "you're not fighting hard enough" and her comment for Cook was "fantastic." You go, Paula. Mess up more and expose the show!
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