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To vote for Brooke this week, dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-08 as much as you can. You can also text 'VOTE' to 5703. "I'm a Believer" was awesome in its head-bopping awkwardness, one of her best (worst) ever and definitely the worst of the night. Her second was better but the squeaking and shaking was still characteristically Brooke. And Paula's slip-up to prove that the show is scripted? PRICELESS. This show is derailing faster than you can say "canceled before season 8." Oh, this is so bad! We must help Brooke get to next week, as it's rumored to be iTunes top 100 week and that would be CLASSSIC!
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What. A. TRAINWRECK!!!! What was with the round one reviews? I thought I was gonna die when Paula derailed. Priceless!
Brooke was pretty bad. Actually, she wasn't as bad as much as that rediculous low key they shoved her in made her sound even worse, so is it entirely her fault? Eh - yeah, yeah it was. Anyone with half a brain would have nixed that key in a millisecond.
Still laughing over that series of reviews for the first round. Unreal!
Paula just revealed that:
A. The show isn't live
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C. She bases her notes on the rehearsals
D. Someone else writes her notes for her
E. She is batshit crazy
F. Some combination of the above
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Jason's weed is top quality! one toke and paula is flying high!
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What exactly is Paula on??
To Jason Castro: "I thought you sang twice?"
Are the responses completely scripted and she read the 2nd 'critique' for JC ahead of time or is she just higher than usual and mistook her notes on Cook for Castro's?
Either way, go Brooke--I'm a believer, lol!
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It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Who knew she was a baritone? And actually able to disappear behind a mike stand?
Amazing.
What'd Paula say?
Someone kill me, but I missed it somehow.
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Is this seriously what you do the whole time? Just talk about who did what so badly? If any of you actually paid attention you would notice that jason is much worse than Brooke. The poor boy dosen't even know the songs that he sings. And just listen to the performances. Jason has much less talent than Brooke. If you are gonna mess stuff up at least do it the right way.
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What's with Brooke's sparkly eyeshadow and polygamist dress?
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Two points...
Whats up with David Cooke and that Flock of Seagulls haircut?
Has anybody ever seen David Archuletta and Gilbert Godfrey in the same room?
just saying....
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