Castro's Out... What a Shock!

Dabon8ar,

"Kristy Lees Horse ('s ass) said:"

Ahem...was there a need for you to be mean? Is Simon Cowell tutoring you on the side or do you suck all by yourself? (wink)

"WOW! You just got the Delusions of Grandeur award! At least you got the conspiracy theory part right."

And I bet you think Paula's sober, alert, and lucid every day, too.

MissManaged- I kinda resent that. I'm not a tweentard...lol.

But anyways, I was just listening to Dave's radio show and I think the consensus is that this site is about having fun and making fun of idol. And the best way left to do that is to pick the little boy. We can still continue to bash him and also give him the votes. Syesha as the pick would be NO FUN. She is a walking coma. And I will not forgive her for the vote pandering this week. That's a new idol low.

And remember, a majority of us HATED Kristy Lee Cook with a passion but we still sucked it up and voted for the stupid plant.

"Josiah Leming is a weeping vagina"-CastorTroy

And I bet you think Paula's sober, alert, and lucid every day, too.

No, I think the only thing drunker than Paula are the various intoxicated fans that hit this site and believe it matters at all.

And I stand by what I said in that the site is the biggest hypocrite evah! Links for Phil Stacy's album...links for something called "David Archeletta Rocked It"... "David Cook Rocked It"... you can't be taken seriously if you're peddling the very wares you pretend to despise!

That little voice in your head that reminds you that you can't do anything right...

*sigh*

Jason at least made the season watchable. I really can't work up any enthusiasm whatsoever for the remaining three. Wish they had let us see his entire swan song. It seemed like it was the only time this season that he really had any fun.

dabon8r,

"No, I think the only thing drunker than Paula are the various intoxicated fans that hit this site and believe it matters at all."

Intoxicated....that's how Paula gets through each show! ROFLMAO! And this season's been so damn BORING getting intoxicated would greatly enhance viewing.

"And I stand by what I said in that the site is the biggest hypocrite evah! Links for Phil Stacy's album...links for something called "David Archeletta Rocked It"... "David Cook Rocked It"... you can't be taken seriously if you're peddling the very wares you pretend to despise!"

I think you're missing the whole point....you need to read the article "About Us" on the site before you have a heart attack or stroke. Or find Jason's/Paula's supplier.

Well, I have to say that Jason looked extremely happy to be done with it. He was all smiles as he sang his swan song - Well, all that I got to see of it. I thought it funny that the other contestants didn't come to bid him farewell in the end like they do for everyone else. Oh well, stupid tools would've prolly gotten bitch-slapped in the face by J's dreds and deserved it too. And no judges comments either, but I could care less what the judges have to say to him.

I loved that he performed Marley one more time.. after Simon said, "don't sing Marley again!" Anyone who thinks that they don't have a method to their madness in choosing contestants is a douche. They mix in few talented singers with plants and obvious favorites and try to make it as real as possible.

Farewell, Jason. You were my favorite from the beginning, and now you don't have to feel like a tool doing stupid show tune numbers with choreography!

So I think we've got a real dilemma here as far as who we endorse. First off, let me respond to the notion that we won't endorse anyone. We must endorse someone. To not do so will make the fantards think they've succeeded in "shutting us down."

Now the choice has to come down to Syesha or Archuleta. (Which actually surprises me, since Cook is the last non-plant, even if the producers have been pimping him to death the last two months. But nevertheless, he'd probably have a successful album - and we don't want AI to actually think they've succeeded in creating the next big star.)

So, will it be Archuleta? (This is the real question, I think. Syesha is the default choice - the debate is whether or not endorsing Archuleta is a good idea.)

So what are the pros?
1. Archuleta's album will tank in Taylor Hicks fashion.
2. It'll piss Daddy and the producers off.
3. It'll piss his fantards off.
4. Archuleta might perform like a Worster after his endorsement.

To think that 2 is right is delusional. The producers and Daddy have pimped him to no end as if winning AI is actually his destiny. If we endorse him, trust me, they'll laugh at us. Pissing his fans off would be funny, but is a hate-filled mailbag really an adequate reason? We get that every week. 4 won't happen - the kid is robot, assuming Daddy even lets him out of his cage long enough to discover he's the VFTW endorsement.

So that leaves 1, which is the only good reason to endorse him. But I think 1 is even up in the air. Tweentards will buy his album regardless of how much he sucks.

But Syesha's album will tank too! She's just another wannabe Fantasia at best - a bland R&B faux diva at best. Her winning AI would most certainly not be what the producers want! Whereas Archuleta winning is exactly what the producers want.

Endorsing Syesha is the best way to ensure Cook's departure this week which I think we all want. If we endorse Archuleta, we will get a David vs. David finale - which will bore me to no end.

Please do not endorse Archuleta. We will be a joke if we do. (And frankly, endorsing Archuleta and then claiming VFTW victory when he wins is seriously delusional. We didn't get him there and we probably wouldn't help him win.)

Hanto--After reading over your post and dissecting it I do understand all your arguments.

I'm so torn now too. Because I hate all 3 of them soooo much. Syesha and Archuleta both bore me to tears. But I just can't vote for Syesha because of her annoying comments this week...out of principle.

But in the end I reallly reallly hate the Big Headed faux rocker with a passion the most. I want him to go home soooo bad. It's just hard to tell now which of the other two will help in that dream succeeding.

"Josiah Leming is a weeping vagina"-CastorTroy

Just have to tell ya, I LOVE the pic of our Stoner shooting the Sheriff of AI! haha!
Early on in the season, I said they should send ALL this years contestants home...and start over.
I stand by that.
Shyscreecher is still a "semiplant" seeing as she is an actress/model signed to a major agency AND made a FORD commercial--and none of that is a "conflict of interest" to the AI crowd...hmmmm..a bit out of line if you ask me, with FORD as their major sponsor.
I don't know how the producers will throw this next round.
I think if Simon hadn't spoken the "words of death" to our resident stoner, "Pack your suitcase, bags" or whatever, that Jason TRULY had the capability of moving on despite forgotten lyrics. He had a great little stoner following.

This year is another totally WASTED year of Idol. Taylor Hicks - round 2. Ding.

Hanto1214 You also forgot pro number 5 for archuleta

5. Archuleta would be an awesome Characture.

The other two would have a dumb ass one, and archuleta there can be a really cool and funny one.

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