Mail Bag Update 5/7/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 7th, 2008 at 2:16 PM
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YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT HAVE KELPT JASON IN.HIS LOYEL FANS HAVE DID THAT WE SAVED HIM LAST WEEK AND THIS WEEK.US!! THIS FANS!! HIS DIE HARD FANS!!!! FUCK OFF I HATE YOUR SIGHT! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! ALL OF YOU ARE NO GOOD!
-Adriel

serioulsy...i agree with the last person who just lashed out about you fucking pathetic losers...do you have nothing better to do than ruin peoples lives?...really...get a hobbie,go get a job,GET A FUCKING LIFE!. Those people are there because its their lifetime DREAM to sing and perform..you jerkoffs might think its all a big joke, but its not funny to them, they've worked sooo hard to get where they are and you're just ripping the poverbial rug right out from in under their feet...sorry, big word, but its your problem if you're to stupid to understand. Carly deserved to be up there with the best of the best...but instead you sorry excuses for people thought it would be funny to ruin her life..honestly, I hope whats gone around really does come right back around to YOU, you deserve to feel the disappointment of losing your dream when its just inches away. Thats all...hope you have a terrible day :)
-Gabrielle

do-sch-bags. wow. what a site for losers. not sure which is worse, the people that made it (failed artistic types after that talent thing didn't work out for you... but you saw it coming in 8th grade... ), or the people that regularly visit. good luck!
-Eric

So the douche bags at VFTW are now going to jump on another contestant and not only do you pick on some other poor guy but you also falsely accuse him of being a stoner??? WHAT THE HECK???? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME??? Why because a guy dresses a bit different and smiles a lot and has dreads he must be from STONERSVILLE??? While you are at lets go ahead and classify that anyone from Jamaica is a stoner also and that everyone from San Francisco is GAY and everyone from arab decent is a terrorist. You guys are unbelievable. And what is really disturbing is that when Jason is gone in two weeks and the last two left will be the two Davids you will be telling everyone to vote for David A. and claim victory for the year....WHATEVER.
-David

>:( Hey Beavis and Buttheads Don't vote for Jason your picks all go home and I don't want him to go. I hate hate hate hate hate hate votefortheworst with all my heart!FUCK YOU FOR CURSEING HIM YOU ASSHOLIOS! EAT SHIT DICKHEADS!FUCK YOU!
-Amy

FUCKYOUVERYMUCH FOR VOTING FOR JASON.I HATE YOU WITH THE BURING RAYS OF A MILLON SUNS BUT IF THIS KEEPS JASON IN OK.BUT YOUR CARTOON OF HIM IS ASSHOLISH IT MAKES HIM LOOK UGLY AND JASON IS NOT A POTHEAD YOU FUCKING ZIT FACED DOG DICK! QUITE FULING THE POT HEAD STORIES ABOUT HIM YOU FUCKER!
-Yuni

I AM OUTRAGED!!! I watch American Idol to see REAL TALENT showcased! Your site has no respect in real performers!! This PLANT nonsense is ridiculous! Do you have nothing better to do with your time than "PLANT" lies and suspicions into the minds of gullible americans???? Carly deserved to stay longer! She was the only reason to watch this season and you completely sabotaged it with your vote for the worst mission!!! I was told of this site, and I could not believe what I saw! Brooke White deserved to go the FIRST TIME she screwed up her song. YOU MUST BE TAKING HER PILLS TO THINK THAT SHE DESERVED MORE VOTES THAN CARLY. I was not surprised today to log onto your site and see that you are thinking of choosing that ridiculous looking HIPPIE as your new choice. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN! What are you thinking? American Idol does not want some pot smoking, dreadlocked freak representing them! What kind of rolemodel lets flies take up home in their hair? He is a disgusting piece of filth and does not deserve your votes. If you choose him as your new pick I am giving up hope on American Idol! THERE IS AN OBVIOUS CONSPIRACY HAPPENING WITH HIM AND PAULA! She is rigging the competition for him and SO ARE YOU. David Archuletta is the #1 TRUE IDOL without a doubt. He is wholesome and innocent and knows how to use a bottle of shampoo. He smells like Ralph Lauren and puppies instead of FREAKIN PATCHOULI and ganja!!!! HE is without a doubt 100% authentic american classic. The good stuff---which is something you all know NOTHING about. DO NOT TAKE THE "HIGH" ROAD. America wants David A!!!!! AMERICAN IDOL DOES NOT WANT JASON CASTRO!
-Bryan

JASON IS SO NOT A POTHEAD. Maybe YOU GUYS ARE, because he obviously DESERVES to win this whole competition or at least get in a finale with david cook. DAVID ARCHULETA AND SYCREECHA MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS F-ING GOD. JUST VOTE FOR JASON ALREADY. HE ALREADY ROCKS. CMON GUYS. SHOW SOME COMPASSION
JASON CASTRO IS NAWT A POTHEAD!!!! potheads can't even form sentences and have really small pupils. Next time, take a look.
Thanks! LOVE YA!
-Sarah

I think that the Abdul shitfest was some sort of a desperate attempt by Idol to gain more viewers. I mean, Paula is not THAT stupid to fumble the oil slicks of Idol, but she's pretty much of a sucker though; she sacrificed her dignity to Nigel for humiliating herself in International Television.
I think you guys should continue doing this. I honestly think that the 'Idols' have a great voice, but I don't want them to be fooled by the Idol execs thinking that their lives will shine. You should have a noble cause - to keep the bad singers in, and put the good singers out. AI is not the place for them (if ever there are any).
-Jazz

You guys haven’t figured it out yet have you? There are approximately 30 million viewers who watch American Idol every week. So no matter how much you try to screw up the show and get it off they air, you can’t. The network is making so much money off this show they will not let it happen. You can vote all you want for the “Jason Castro’s” and “Sandjiva’s” of the world but it won’t matter and here is why. How many votes did each contestant get last week or the week before or the week before that???????? You don’t know, why? Because they don’t tell you. I used to complain why do they take the time to count the votes but not tell us how many each contestant got??? Well the reason why is because they can control who the contestants are for each week. So when it comes down to the bottom 3 the show will have the Best 3 singers performing and not some Idiot like Castro. So vote all you want, but it won’t matter because even if Jason Castro got the most votes, which he won’t, but even if he did your idea to sabotage the show won’t work because you don’t know how many votes each contestant gets. Pretty Genius huh. Hahahahaha Vote on Fools…..
-Perry

Hi, I am all for you supporting Jason Castro this time around, but let's get something clear. He is not a pot head or stoner....or whatever you want to call him. Haven't you heard the interview that Carly Smithson did with a radio station, where they asked her about that. She even asked him if he was and Jason has never smoked pot a day in his life. Why do you have to be so judgemental? Can't someone just be laid back and easy going without having to be called a pot head? He's not stoned and I think you should change your headline back to it's original title. I normally find your website funny, but the whole stoner thing dissapoints me. Try to take consideration of his family, and all of us back here in Texas who are rooting for Jason! Thanks!
-Erin

You people are not kidding me. YOU LOVE AMERICAN IDOL, that’s why you dwell on it and watch every episode. You wouldn’t have a job if not for American Idol. And you think the producers of the show are hypocrites!
-Cathie

BRAVO to VFTW and Professor Chan "Carcklin' Paula" is a classic-I bow to your superior blog-Im not worthy, but thank God I have internet access to read the postings and laugh myself sick
-Gretta

“So we don't just vote for the worst singer, we vote for the most entertaining contestant using our own criteria.” LAME... YOU helped kill AI’s ratings... so it has HAD to hurt YOU... No one cares about AI anymore. SO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Kick a dead corpse... I mean horse.
-Lynda

This is the first, and, probably last time I'll send you an email. I may not agree with your agenda, but, dang it, you peeps are funny! I'm not a worster, but, with what has happened this season, I see where you're coming from. I guess you could say, I'm a fantard to a certain extent. See? I even know your lingo. I'm thrilled that you picked Castro as your new candidate. Yep, I'm a fantard of his, and, anything that can stick it to TPTB at this point, has my approval. They so deserve this. The only small complaint I may have is that people say you all are not vote for the worst, but, the worst voters. Can you kick it up a notch for the next couple of weeks? Thanks, much appreciated.
-Cheryl

Carly (aka CUNTASOURAS) WAS PISSING ME THE FRICK OFF AND I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE LEFT, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME REALIZE HOW MUCH OF AN ASS SHE IS. Has anyone else noticed how unapplealing the bottom half of her face is? Scratch that...has anyone noticed how unappealing her FACE is?
Brooke isn't all that great, but it's hilarious seeing you guys have such a say in who stays. I LOVE VOTE FOR THE WORST. And to all the asses who keep writing in telling y'all to screw off, I secretly think they are all Carly using different email accounts. I wouldn't put it past her, and I know you wouldn't either.
If anyone would like to scream at me, or tell me how much of a bastard I am for hating on carly, please email , i am interested in seeing the best argument people can come up with in Carly's defense. If anyone can come up with one, that is.
-Sheba

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MissManaged
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 7:37pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

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williamhughes11
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 7:46pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

OK folks, time to let the arrows fly and the pigeons loose!

Adriel, I'm sure Jason's "loyel" fans had a lot to do with his remaining on the show. I'm also sure his "loyal" fans had a lot to do with it as well. By the way, are you familiar with decaf?

Gabrielle, the reason for this site is to expose American Idol for the fraud it is. If you can't see how much of a fraud the show really is, then you need to get back on your short bus.

To all of you who hate the site I ask the following question: Why do you visit it? Were you forced to at gunpoint?

To all of you that question whether Jason is a pothead, I point out that we are not alone in that concept. The New York Daily News ran an article that suggested as much in the past two weeks. Oh, by the way Yuni, do you know about decaf?

Bryan, David Archuleta may smell like puppies, but he sings like something that comes out of a puppy's rear end. If you thought Carly deserved more votes, then please explain why she did not get them.

Perry, I know the show is fixed worse than David Archuleta (if he smells like a puppy). That's why I don't waste my time voting on this crapfest.

Cathie, I love votefortheworst, not American Idol. I come here instead of watching the show, and I'm proud of it.

Lynda, the show hasn't been cancelled yet, so we're going to continue kicking the horse until it becomes a corpse.

Finally, I must register a complaint about this mailbag. There are too many of you writing in stating that you love the site. That goes completely against what the mailbag is about and destroys the fun of mocking the retards and Neanderthals who showcase their inability to write a complete sentence, misspell words and/or capitalize every word, half of which can't be printed in a family newspaper. Therefore, I must ask all of you who wrote in to say that you are a fan of votefortheworst.com to please STOP RUINING THE FUN OF THE MAILBAG!

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peaceout
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 7:53pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

OMG AJ thank you for point out that typo, I missed it. AWESOME! :)

Ria216
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 8:31pm
Joined: 07 May 2008

perry-
you are right...they control the contestants despite votes, meaning the show IS rigged!
finally a VFTW hater admits the truth.

p.s. to the commenter william above:

if people want to write in that they love the site, it doesn't mean they are ruining the mail. it's not like they control what gets posted. and by the way, you used the same dumb joke twice. stick to making fun of the haters, not the lovers.

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pathologywonk
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 9:09pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2007

Maybe the next Idol Gives Back will provide funding for remedial english classes to benefit these emailing tards.

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nonidol
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 9:17pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

you know AI loves us because we are free publicity and I watch the show ONLY because of this site. The only AI "product" I would ever buy is the "Best of Sanjaya" DVD.. no downloads, CDs, concert tickets, etc. They even "pimp" out Reuben's funeral song so they would not have to pay royalties to a non-AI group.

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Tiannia
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 9:44pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

Erin, to address the following comment:
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She even asked him if he was and Jason has never smoked pot a day in his life.
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If Jason had his stash in his pocket and shared a joint with her, do you honestly think that either of them would actually admit it in an interview?

Gotta love the mail bag. Here the Dreadheads say that we did nothing to help Jason get where he is (True) and tomorrow they will blame us for not voting harder.

homsar773
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 10:40pm
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

It's kinda uncalled for to say someone's too stupid to understand a big word if you DON'T FLIPPIN' SPELL IT CORRECTLY. The proper heuristic for spelling poverbial is proverbial. Anyway, Carly got offed at the right place. She certainly wasn't the best, but she sung well enough to get where she got. She had her problems in the performances in the top 12, and she certainly doesn't match up to David Cook (who isn't even a plant :) ).

mmgirl13
Posted: May 7, 2008 - 11:43pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

God, it's almost embarrassing to read this stuff. I have 2 things to say to these ranters:

1. There's this thing called SPELL CHECK. Use it! If you're going to attempt to sound intelligent in your letter, you should probably spell at least at a 3rd grade level.

2. Don't cuss your head off. It does not make you sound intimidating, or get your point across.. It just makes you seem mentally instable. Why are you getting soo worked up about a TV show?

One more thing, actually. Do not MISSPELL CUSS WORDS! We saw an example of this in Amy's letter. "Assholios?" Is that spanish for asshole, or something? Honestly, people.

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SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: May 8, 2008 - 1:54am
Joined: 13 Apr 2008

The mailbag is not so much fun anymore.

except...

Hey Adriel,
I kept Jason in last week. There I said it. What are you gonna do about it?

I think Syscreecha wrote the rest of the hate mail because it... zzzzzzzzz

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