Catch Your Breath, Gaspy... You're the New VFTW Pick!

The only reason I don't like the pick is that I don't think we can claim a VFTW victory if he wins. However, if he somehow is eliminated next week, then I think we can claim a reverse victory.

I still think picking him is funny though. I love the caricature too! :)

"Smells like youre taking the obvious pick"

That's right BOW he is the obvious "worst" pick!! That little Hobbit Troll is perfect!!!

Ewwwww JWipe.. you are scary!!!

Waiting to make David Gee my bitch!

The fact that you think he is less talented than Cook and SYESHA is just is incredible to me. He is the best singer left. The stage dad rumors aren't true. As for most of America not wanting him to win, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. The haters are just so vocal because of his popularity. He has a huge fanbase that includes young kids and adults. He doesn't forget the words on a regular basis. Seriously, the stupidity of this site amazes me. And his breathing that you keep referring to wasn't that terrible to begin with, but he's gotten a better at controlling it. But hey, thanks for helping AI get an actual deserving winner.

It's kinda sad that we gotta pick this bastard, despite the fact that he's already winning on votes from fangirls. I think we should discourage people from voting for him. Who knows, maybe Syesha the squeaker can paint him on her wall with Castro, Brooke, Carly, Chikezie, and whomever else she's joined on the stools of death.

Hayley781
May 9, 2008 - 11:26am

The fact that you think he is less talented than Cook and SYESHA is just is incredible to me. He is the best singer left. The stage dad rumors aren't true. As for most of America not wanting him to win, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. The haters are just so vocal because of his popularity. He has a huge fanbase that includes young kids and adults. He doesn't forget the words on a regular basis. Seriously, the stupidity of this site amazes me. And his breathing that you keep referring to wasn't that terrible to begin with, but he's gotten a better at controlling it. But hey, thanks for helping AI get an actual deserving winner.

I'm tippping Hayley is one of the middle aged female paedophiles trolling the official boards to drool over this impaired kiddie :)

That these idiots actually think Gaspy has talent is so hilarious it makes me cry from laughing.

The Mormons will all be praying for us now, for picking on their little golden goose. Heheheeh just wait until they realise that this year being the VFTW pick means KISS OF DEATH.

Have fun coming in THIRD place, Davey poo.

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Archulator?

Huh?

What?

Sure he's annoying, but is he the WORST?

Really?

And given this site's manifesto (voting for the individual that TPTB would least want to "win") he seems completely ANTI-worst.

Oooh. . . Archie is the ANTI-Worst. . . where's that mark of the Idol?

VFTW Kiss of Death. AWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHHH BOOOOOYYYYY.

*shines large clock hanging around neck*

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Most excellent choice. Bring on the nervous breakdown!

"You have a uniqueness that's all your own, and that's you. If you stay true to yourself, then you'll be you."
-- Paula Abdul's words of wisdom

The producers like all 3 of the remaining contestants. When it gets to 3, you can't really base it on who the producers don't like. That was Jason. Poor Stoner, I miss him.

Yes THANK you.

Gaspy wouldn't be able to go through a twenty minute interview, paramedics would have to rush the stage and resuscitate him. I swear I feel a little worried every time I hear him talk. He's like the wheelchair-bound kid in Malcolm in the Middle.

I don't know why the Idol judges crap a thousand bricks of pure pleasure every time Gaspy sings though. I am always a little dumbfounded by their responses to his performances. His voice sounds so strained, I think I sounded more relaxed when I was in labor...