An Idiot Never Learns- Jeff Archuleta, David's Annoying Stage Dad, Is Now Banned from Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on May 9th, 2008 at 6:51 PM
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Well that didn't take long. Terrible stage dad Jeff Archuleta has been banned from Idol, says TMZ. They say "Jeff has been a complete pain in the ass, interfering with the entire production. He has badgered producers, the band, vocal coaches and even other contestants." Too funny! That's the same stuff he pulled when David was on Star Search. The straw that broke the camel's back was his insistance that David add lyrics from Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" to Tuesday's show. Since the song was not cleared, it cost the show tons of money and pissed everyone off. Hey, this banning is great news for us! 1) David won't have to sleep in the cage tonight. 2) Without his dad's help, David is much more likely to forget the words and give us a VFTW performance. 3) The awkward gasping will be at an all time high this week. Bravo, Idol staff. Bravo.

Edited To Add: The Associated Press is confirming the story. Here at VFTW, we really know how to pick our train wrecks.

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peabody429
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:19am
Joined: 21 Mar 2007

Dispite the fact that Daddy Dearest has been "banned" by Idol, according to the article he still gets to see the show and I'll bet you a paycheck that he still can room with him (since Pimpchuletta is only 17). So I'd bet daddy douchebag will still have some kind of influence. I bet that little twit can't wait until he's 18.

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Samara
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:31am
Joined: 08 May 2008

SeverusSnapeFan:

Your entire comment is so ridiculous.

Did you even head over there? No, you didn't. It's not an article, it's an interview with Simon. You know, the actual Simon in video format, not printed words.

Simon was directing that comment (when David sang "You're the Voice") to Nigel Lythgoe, if you didn't know.

knownote
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:35am
Joined: 10 May 2008

The Funnystone wrote:

"What's truly interesting is how a site with no influence like this one gets so many people like you coming by to post comments. Why waste time here if we have no influence? Don't lie. We have a spell on you. Now bark like a dog."

I posted because somebody needs to bring you back to reality. And I notice in typical fashion for this site you failed to respond to WHAT I said.

Picking Aruchuleta as your "vote for the worst" poster boy means if he's voted off you'll claim victory because you'll say the producers did it so you would be proven wrong, and if he wins you'll claim victory because you'll say you have all this influence over the votes.

Kind of like the Global Warming folks when their conference gets "snowed out". "...uh, well we got this cold weather because of global warming!" And then when it's hot "..uh it's hot because of global warming".

Circular reasoning.

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SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:31am
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Peabody429 wrote:

"I bet that little twit can't wait until he's 18."

I dunno. I think he may be as afraid to be without his dad as he is to be with him. He probably hasn't ever made a decision in his life. Its like battered women who stay with their abuser because its all they know. I hope I'm wrong but I have this nagging feeling I'm not.

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SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:36am
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Samara wrote:
"Did you even head over there? No, you didn't. It's not an article, it's an interview with Simon. You know, the actual Simon in video format, not printed words."

Yes I did you little hypocritical fanTURD. I saw the article with the video embedded in it (which I also watched).

You're ignorant.

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Samara
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:38am
Joined: 08 May 2008

knownote: They never directly respond to what you say. They'll either tell you to shut up or that you're a fantard. I'm really beginning to think that is some sort of cult, and that all they can manage after a time on here is a plethora of robotic, illogical insults.

Samara
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:42am
Joined: 08 May 2008

SeverusSnapeFan:

FanTURD? You're so lame. Wow.

Yes, I did say they PRINT lies. Understand it's a video. Unless of course, that guy is really super-bionic Simon. In that case, I'm most certainly wrong.

tbk1116
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:50am
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Anyone know where Archie's Mom is? I may have missed this info cuz I have tried to stay clear of anything to do with him. But if the psycho dad has been banned then he has to have a guardian with him on set, just curious if the old man has his wife locked up in a cage somewhere as well.

On a sidenote, I got to see Amanda sing the National Anthem at the Cubs game yesterday. A guy a few rows ahead of me yelled VFW and several people cheered. Chile was great, and there was NO mention of AI at all in her intro.

shuna
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:52am
Joined: 03 Apr 2007

Ah, Samara. You are posting here more than I am. I'm beginning to think that you are developing feelings for us.

Scott Baio
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 10:57am
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

knownote wrote:
Kind of like the Global Warming folks when their conference gets "snowed out". "...uh, well we got this cold weather because of global warming!" And then when it's hot "..uh it's hot because of global warming".

Good gravy! Did you really just write that? You obviously have no understanding of global climate change. Go back to school, dipshit.

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