Mail Bag Update 5/9/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 9th, 2008 at 9:30 AM
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you know what, you guys are such idiots... the idols, are great people. how can you make fun of them? you guys are just envy... they have friends and family who love them, (and fans too) cause you guys, you dont have anyone by your side, only some idiots who agrees to this stupid site anyways.. and why the hell DAVID ARCHULETA??? i dont know why you have something againts him, i agree with david, why not call the site "dont vote for the goods", thats better, so then you can put as much as you can, so LATAZ bitch. get a life.
-Chaise

I think David is kind of nervous because he is so young,I dont believe a word of it cause I am from Utah and have seen him perform ,his dad is not a bad stage dad,Naomi I use to hold you in high regard but not no more.Look how you are with your own daughter.You two have shared your dirty laundry before on the Oprah show before,plus I have heard so many times out of your own mouth how you started picking at her at an early age over her weight so..........................................WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?????jUST ASK YOUR DAUGHTER WYNONNA,LEAVE DAVID ALONE.................................
-Rita

I’ve never been to your site before today and I’m happy to say that I will never go back! You sound like a couple of no talent young punks who grew up in “the good life”. You were always given everything you wanted and never had to work for anything. That’s why you can’t/won’t appreciate people who have talent that work for a career that showcases their talent. You think it’s funny to douse somebody’s dreams because you are so unhappy with yourself that they only way you are happy is trying to make someone else miserable!
Maybe one day when you grow up and become responsible adults, then again, given how you got this far, I doubt it.
I hate your site and someday, they’ll find a way to shut it down! Until then, I will dial relentlessly to vote for the best!
-Patti

I don’t really understand why you want to ruin the dreams and hopes of contestants who deserve to have their talents showcased. You are not hurting the producers, you are hurting the contestants. By voting for the worst, you are smashing someone’s chance to remain in the public eye and perhaps get a career going. I’m sure you are very proud of yourselves for doing this. And, I know that this email will not put a stop to your cruelty. I guess that is what this country has become. No wonder we are losing respect in the world. I only hope that whatever those responsible for this site really want in life is denied to them too. Wish I knew voodoo, I’d make sure to use it appropriately.
-Janice

You small penis', and small breasted people trying to make up for your lack of manhood/womanhood have nothing better to do than ruin a perfecly good talent competition by "Voting for the worst". WELL I VOTE ALL OF YOU THE WORST. (GET A LIFE)!!!
-Bob

I know you won't have the guts to put this comment in since you only want to list dirt and hurtful comments against David A, but he is the most talented, sweetest, clean cut and adorable contestant since Carrie Underwood. You all are no talent, jealous jerks. He is going to be the next American Idol unless it's David Cook, and there is nothing any of you can do about it. His fans, me included, will continue to vote for him every week until our phones die out!
-Lydia

I now see what you are trying to do, it's not to get at American Idol at all, it's to cyberbully children. Well done.
-Carolyn

I hate to burst your bubble but number 1, it's pretty obvious that David Archuleta is the one that's actually being "pimped" by American Idol, the judges, not to mention Ryan Seacrest. (Do you even watch this show??)
Number 2, Exactly what was your purpose again in creating this site? Ah yes, you are " crushing dreams and promoting the opposite of whom you believe the producers of American Idol want. And how exactly is this show not about singing?? Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood have extremely successful singing careers not to mention the many runners up such as Clay Aiken and Daughtry etc. Is this your attempt at some kind of 15 minutes of fame for yourself because of some lack of success in your life so you feel the need to "crush other people's dreams"? I can't think of a reason anyone would go to this much trouble to start a website and devote so much of their time to this. Do you even have a job? Just curious. So after this season is over and if David Archuleta wins I suppose that will make you feel all fuzzy and warm inside? Do you get a sort of sexual gratification from it? Do you secretly have Idol envy? Well, don't worry. It will all work out the way it's supposed to and pretty soon, no one will pay attention to you or this fucktarded site. Ok thanks.
-LifeonMarrs

I have to say, I actually am thrilled with the fact that David A. is the new VFTW, because your extra votes from your ignorant followers, will help make sure that David A. does in fact win like he deserves to. David Archuleta is the best and it is proven each and every week, so thank you VFTW, for actually making an intelligent decision for once!
-Lo

Vote for the worst? Worst as compared to what? Lets see. The worst of the Top 4 out of 400,000 to 500,000 people. Sorry the site is lame. You have critics who started the site because they've never achieved anything in their lives. So lets put down singers who made it to the top 20,10 or 4 out of 400,000 to 500,000 plus wannabe's. Think about it guys....what's the worse car ? Ferrari Enzo ,Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet,Lamborghini Murciélago LP640, Bugatti Veyron, or Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren. Right, it doesn't matter they're 1,000 times better than most cars. p.s. have you ever seen a statue of a critic?
-Jay

VFTW has some of the best AI updates. I don't care if you're actually voting for the person I want off because at the end I find it hilarious anyway.
Love you guys
-Veronica

I am going to try and keep this clean, without using the choice words I would like to, because that would be sinking to your level. But personally, I think that you sick people all need to get over yourselves and get a life. It would take a cruel, horrible person to get joy out of ruining other people's dreams and maybe even careers. I know you will all be gloating over your 'vftw victory', but that honestly gets really old. I'm not impressed by your lame insults and sarcasm, or your gloating. I know you will laugh at this and brag about it, but I don't care anymore, because you have nothing better to do with your life than fool around, make fun of people, and encourage other people to do the same. You're like a bunch of sixth graders who think they're so funny. But you're not. You're just a bunch of jerks who find other people's misery entertainting.
-Akiko

Come on you guys, these people work really hard. Do you really have to do this to them. And by the way, the people you want to win never end up winning in the end. Why dont you try and get up on that stage each night. Its not like its an easy thing to do. They work hard and diserve a fair chance. Just get over it. You might be making money, but you are making it for all the wronge reasons. Just let the real competition go on, please.
-Cierra

I'm an old lady and I don't know why all these young kids are getting all bent out of shape about your web page and stuff. This damn "American Idols" show is crooked, and any fool can see that. They try to say it's a search for a huge talent, and then they spend the first half of the series showing us people who can't even sing and stuff. After they humiliate a bunch of people, they stick up there a bunch of stick thin people and stuff. They want a pop singer they can exploit the hell out of, so they make these overworked sweatshop kids sing songs from 60s, 70s, Beatles, Neil Diamonds and Maria Carey, none of who can sing like her... so of course they get dissed and stuff. That shit ain't pop songs, so what did they expect? And what's up with this Andrew Lord Webber? I mean, hello. I can't watch too many channels because my remote broke, so I am stuck with watching this or NCIS, which sucks even worse. I love it when that Brooke girl effs it all up, it's about the only interesting thing to see on that show. MEMO to Ryan and Simon: your homophonic jokes aren't funny and never were. And can someone get Ryan a box to stand on? Even the short girls tower over him. Anyway, back to Brooke. I voted for her and will continue to do so. I am on a fixed income and don't have a lot of "fun money," so this Vote For the Worst site is sheer entertainment for me. Keep it up. And to all the young whiners out there, get the eff over it! If you want something to complain about, think about how you are all being screwed over by FOX and stuff. Yeah.
-Betty

HAHAHAHAHA! Who cares how long you keep your crappy pick in the competition? David Archuleta is an unstoppable force and will kick your VFTW pick's tail all the way to the finale!
-Sarah

I think this website stinks. Just think, one day one of you out there will have a dream. You are really going to be very good or even extremely awesome at what you do(whatever your talent or trade may be). The person next to you may really suck ( at the same talent that you have). If it mean’t hoping that your talent could change your life for the better for you and your family. Then, your fate lies in the hands of a bunch of losers on a website that votes for that loser inspite of the great talent you have to offer, how would you feel? What this website is doing is wrong. Put yourself in there place. How would you like it if it happened to you? People who are on this website voting against people who are good are very young and immature or are older and have no life. What you give in life is what you get. You never no, you just may have a dream one day and someone who sucks will get there before you. Who will be laughing at who then?????
-Joyce

Ya'll are freaking awesome, seriously. American Idol has had some pretty decent singers in the past, you have to admit. But AI sends away so many good people, and the judges? Simon is awesome. But Paula is a freaking drunk, and if she were to fall into a hole and die then the whole world would rejoice. Randy is just plain useless, and every time there's another black girl on the show he just thinks: danngg, i wanna get inside her pants. And with his constant: Yo dawg! Check it out! No, Randy, it gets too old. Just shut up.
And don't even get me started on Ryan. But seriously, keep it up. Cause AI is so fixed, and most viewers are too blind to see that. Like right now, for instance. With that Paula incident? COMPLETE proof the show is fixed. But everyone just slides it by. The good singers will get a record deal no matter what, just look at past contestants. So, with this proven...
Let's make the bad ones make it!
-Michelle

My name is John Smith and I live in a studio apartment called Cinebarr at 4141 W. Glendale Ave. in Phoenix, Arizona.
I am writing to let you know that I am an aspiring singer/songwriter and I absolutely despise what you are doing to destroy American Idol and my dream of being on the show. I have written this song for two reasons: two show you how talented I am, and how talentless everyone on your site is.
Vote For The Worst
You Think You Are So Great
Just Because you are full of hate
You're bubble's about to burst
(Sing this next part to the tune of the refrain of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire")
CHRIS SLIGH, CHRIS DAUGHTRY, DANNY NORIEGA, AMANDER OVERMYER SUCK!
Lose to KELLY CLARKSON, JORDIN SPARKS, FANTASIA BORRRRINO WON!
(Now back to normal)
You don't have any skill!
There's no thrill
Picking you apart like an ant hill
Hold up the magnifying glass
I'm burning your site down!
Vote for the worst...
Needs a hearse - t.
You've just been owned, and yes I own the copyright to that by law. If you want to dual in some way you know where to find me.
-John

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Leelee.
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:16pm
Joined: 05 Apr 2007

John lives 4 blocks away from me. Oh, shit.

My_Username
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:17pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2007

Hey John:

I've written better songs in my sleep. How long did it take you to come up with that?

I have a floppy disk in my possession right now that has over 30 lyrics, partial lyrics, and lyric ideas on it.

Newsflash: You don't need AI to be a "successful" musician/singer!

Think about it:

"Winning" AI doesn't make you a success, either.

Case in point:

The two most successful AI contestants to date are Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, based on unit sales and awards:

Awards:

Clarkson: 4 AMA, 12 Billboard, 2 Grammy (18 total)
Underwood: 4 AMA, 13 Billboard, 3 Grammy, 4 Country (24 total)
Everyone Else: 4 AMA, 12 Billboard, 1 Academy Award (17 total)

Album sales (totals):

Clarkson: 9,487,000
Underwood: 8,330,000
Aiken: 4,777,000
Daughtry: 3,920,000
Studdard: 2,467,000
Barrino: 2,310,000

These are the only ones over 1 million (Platinum) total units sold. So Clarkson & Underwood have sold 17,817,000, and the rest of them (over Platinum status, combined figures) have sold a combined 13,474,000. So just the season 1 winner and season 4 winner have sold more than the other four combined. I think that's something like 32% more.

Kehlyr
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 5:59pm
Joined: 25 May 2006

Aww, he was joking? Just when I made an appointment to increase my small breastedness of 36DD so I can get a life....

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Bonzaii
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:42pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

"You small penis', and small breasted people trying to make up for your lack of manhood/womanhood have nothing better to do than ruin a perfecly good talent competition by "Voting for the worst". WELL I VOTE ALL OF YOU THE WORST. (GET A LIFE)!!!
-Bob"

Wow, this has to be the best piece of mail out of the whole mailbag.

Bonzaii
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:45pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

You do know that there are CDs now, right? :P

Weenrocks
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:49pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Bob - how did you know I have a small penis? Are you that weird guy in the apartment across from my bathroom window? I know, it's like a baby penis, isn't it? When I lie on my back it looks like a little egg in a nest. When girls make fun of it, I usually say something like "Well, it may not be wide, but it sure is short", but I hurt a little on the inside. Why, oh why, won't my little peepee grow.....

motherofallthatsholy
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 12:59pm
Joined: 09 May 2008

I am a 45 year mother of three teenagers, and I have been lurking (and enjoying) this site through the course of this miserable season of American Idol. I appreciate the concept of voting for the anti-Idol, because over 90% of the contestants on this show are the kind of pre-packaged "stars" that show little of the kind of talent that true music idols possess. It's ironic that Jason Castro and Amanda Overmyer (my two favorites this season) were the only ones who showed any originality. American ingenuity used to be valued; now we live in a society that values cookie-cutter entertainers. There are 6 cds in my car, I am currently listening to Bob Marley, The Roches, Tenacious D, Bob Dylan, The White Stripes and The Clash. The truth is, none of these artists would make the top 24 on American Idol or America's Next Great Rock Band...

Now for my David Archuleta diatribe (I agree he is the worst, and should therefore be your pick)

Every time my kids and I see David Archuleta sing, we turn down the volume. We started this when he butchered "Imagine" and couldn't bring his Mormon self to sing "imagine there's no country....or no religion too..." It is painful to listen to him sing the same kind of song over and over again. While I have some pity for him due to his age, he signed up for this, and these contestants (especially ones who have been through Star Search and/or America's Got Talent) know the drill. Pluck a normal 17 year old from any high school in the country and they can parse together a coherent sentence. He seems completely paralyzed or maybe he's one of those FLDS Mormons who need to be deprogrammed. While it will pain me to vote for him, I believe he is the worst, so I will gasp it up and do so.

But I still won't listen.....

Weenrocks
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 1:12pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Damn, I just pictured my mom listening to Tenacious D in her car and I popped a blood vessel in my eye.

shuna
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 1:48pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2007

Blah. I had such high hopes for this mailbag. Being accused of having small breasts was almost worth it, though.

By the way, anti-worsters: You destroy people's dreams every time you do not vote for them! Or are only the dreams of those who are your favorites worthwhile?

annie.likes.noise
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 2:27pm
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

Haha.
Notice how Rita's comment "LEAVE DAVID ALONE"...sounds like Cris Crockers plea to "Leave Britney alone"?
Of course Britney is more of a man than Gaspy.