Mail Bag Update 5/9/08

Posted by thefunnystone on May 9th, 2008 at 9:30 AM
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you know what, you guys are such idiots... the idols, are great people. how can you make fun of them? you guys are just envy... they have friends and family who love them, (and fans too) cause you guys, you dont have anyone by your side, only some idiots who agrees to this stupid site anyways.. and why the hell DAVID ARCHULETA??? i dont know why you have something againts him, i agree with david, why not call the site "dont vote for the goods", thats better, so then you can put as much as you can, so LATAZ bitch. get a life.
-Chaise

I think David is kind of nervous because he is so young,I dont believe a word of it cause I am from Utah and have seen him perform ,his dad is not a bad stage dad,Naomi I use to hold you in high regard but not no more.Look how you are with your own daughter.You two have shared your dirty laundry before on the Oprah show before,plus I have heard so many times out of your own mouth how you started picking at her at an early age over her weight so..........................................WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?????jUST ASK YOUR DAUGHTER WYNONNA,LEAVE DAVID ALONE.................................
-Rita

I’ve never been to your site before today and I’m happy to say that I will never go back! You sound like a couple of no talent young punks who grew up in “the good life”. You were always given everything you wanted and never had to work for anything. That’s why you can’t/won’t appreciate people who have talent that work for a career that showcases their talent. You think it’s funny to douse somebody’s dreams because you are so unhappy with yourself that they only way you are happy is trying to make someone else miserable!
Maybe one day when you grow up and become responsible adults, then again, given how you got this far, I doubt it.
I hate your site and someday, they’ll find a way to shut it down! Until then, I will dial relentlessly to vote for the best!
-Patti

I don’t really understand why you want to ruin the dreams and hopes of contestants who deserve to have their talents showcased. You are not hurting the producers, you are hurting the contestants. By voting for the worst, you are smashing someone’s chance to remain in the public eye and perhaps get a career going. I’m sure you are very proud of yourselves for doing this. And, I know that this email will not put a stop to your cruelty. I guess that is what this country has become. No wonder we are losing respect in the world. I only hope that whatever those responsible for this site really want in life is denied to them too. Wish I knew voodoo, I’d make sure to use it appropriately.
-Janice

You small penis', and small breasted people trying to make up for your lack of manhood/womanhood have nothing better to do than ruin a perfecly good talent competition by "Voting for the worst". WELL I VOTE ALL OF YOU THE WORST. (GET A LIFE)!!!
-Bob

I know you won't have the guts to put this comment in since you only want to list dirt and hurtful comments against David A, but he is the most talented, sweetest, clean cut and adorable contestant since Carrie Underwood. You all are no talent, jealous jerks. He is going to be the next American Idol unless it's David Cook, and there is nothing any of you can do about it. His fans, me included, will continue to vote for him every week until our phones die out!
-Lydia

I now see what you are trying to do, it's not to get at American Idol at all, it's to cyberbully children. Well done.
-Carolyn

I hate to burst your bubble but number 1, it's pretty obvious that David Archuleta is the one that's actually being "pimped" by American Idol, the judges, not to mention Ryan Seacrest. (Do you even watch this show??)
Number 2, Exactly what was your purpose again in creating this site? Ah yes, you are " crushing dreams and promoting the opposite of whom you believe the producers of American Idol want. And how exactly is this show not about singing?? Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood have extremely successful singing careers not to mention the many runners up such as Clay Aiken and Daughtry etc. Is this your attempt at some kind of 15 minutes of fame for yourself because of some lack of success in your life so you feel the need to "crush other people's dreams"? I can't think of a reason anyone would go to this much trouble to start a website and devote so much of their time to this. Do you even have a job? Just curious. So after this season is over and if David Archuleta wins I suppose that will make you feel all fuzzy and warm inside? Do you get a sort of sexual gratification from it? Do you secretly have Idol envy? Well, don't worry. It will all work out the way it's supposed to and pretty soon, no one will pay attention to you or this fucktarded site. Ok thanks.
-LifeonMarrs

I have to say, I actually am thrilled with the fact that David A. is the new VFTW, because your extra votes from your ignorant followers, will help make sure that David A. does in fact win like he deserves to. David Archuleta is the best and it is proven each and every week, so thank you VFTW, for actually making an intelligent decision for once!
-Lo

Vote for the worst? Worst as compared to what? Lets see. The worst of the Top 4 out of 400,000 to 500,000 people. Sorry the site is lame. You have critics who started the site because they've never achieved anything in their lives. So lets put down singers who made it to the top 20,10 or 4 out of 400,000 to 500,000 plus wannabe's. Think about it guys....what's the worse car ? Ferrari Enzo ,Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet,Lamborghini Murciélago LP640, Bugatti Veyron, or Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren. Right, it doesn't matter they're 1,000 times better than most cars. p.s. have you ever seen a statue of a critic?
-Jay

VFTW has some of the best AI updates. I don't care if you're actually voting for the person I want off because at the end I find it hilarious anyway.
Love you guys
-Veronica

I am going to try and keep this clean, without using the choice words I would like to, because that would be sinking to your level. But personally, I think that you sick people all need to get over yourselves and get a life. It would take a cruel, horrible person to get joy out of ruining other people's dreams and maybe even careers. I know you will all be gloating over your 'vftw victory', but that honestly gets really old. I'm not impressed by your lame insults and sarcasm, or your gloating. I know you will laugh at this and brag about it, but I don't care anymore, because you have nothing better to do with your life than fool around, make fun of people, and encourage other people to do the same. You're like a bunch of sixth graders who think they're so funny. But you're not. You're just a bunch of jerks who find other people's misery entertainting.
-Akiko

Come on you guys, these people work really hard. Do you really have to do this to them. And by the way, the people you want to win never end up winning in the end. Why dont you try and get up on that stage each night. Its not like its an easy thing to do. They work hard and diserve a fair chance. Just get over it. You might be making money, but you are making it for all the wronge reasons. Just let the real competition go on, please.
-Cierra

I'm an old lady and I don't know why all these young kids are getting all bent out of shape about your web page and stuff. This damn "American Idols" show is crooked, and any fool can see that. They try to say it's a search for a huge talent, and then they spend the first half of the series showing us people who can't even sing and stuff. After they humiliate a bunch of people, they stick up there a bunch of stick thin people and stuff. They want a pop singer they can exploit the hell out of, so they make these overworked sweatshop kids sing songs from 60s, 70s, Beatles, Neil Diamonds and Maria Carey, none of who can sing like her... so of course they get dissed and stuff. That shit ain't pop songs, so what did they expect? And what's up with this Andrew Lord Webber? I mean, hello. I can't watch too many channels because my remote broke, so I am stuck with watching this or NCIS, which sucks even worse. I love it when that Brooke girl effs it all up, it's about the only interesting thing to see on that show. MEMO to Ryan and Simon: your homophonic jokes aren't funny and never were. And can someone get Ryan a box to stand on? Even the short girls tower over him. Anyway, back to Brooke. I voted for her and will continue to do so. I am on a fixed income and don't have a lot of "fun money," so this Vote For the Worst site is sheer entertainment for me. Keep it up. And to all the young whiners out there, get the eff over it! If you want something to complain about, think about how you are all being screwed over by FOX and stuff. Yeah.
-Betty

HAHAHAHAHA! Who cares how long you keep your crappy pick in the competition? David Archuleta is an unstoppable force and will kick your VFTW pick's tail all the way to the finale!
-Sarah

I think this website stinks. Just think, one day one of you out there will have a dream. You are really going to be very good or even extremely awesome at what you do(whatever your talent or trade may be). The person next to you may really suck ( at the same talent that you have). If it mean’t hoping that your talent could change your life for the better for you and your family. Then, your fate lies in the hands of a bunch of losers on a website that votes for that loser inspite of the great talent you have to offer, how would you feel? What this website is doing is wrong. Put yourself in there place. How would you like it if it happened to you? People who are on this website voting against people who are good are very young and immature or are older and have no life. What you give in life is what you get. You never no, you just may have a dream one day and someone who sucks will get there before you. Who will be laughing at who then?????
-Joyce

Ya'll are freaking awesome, seriously. American Idol has had some pretty decent singers in the past, you have to admit. But AI sends away so many good people, and the judges? Simon is awesome. But Paula is a freaking drunk, and if she were to fall into a hole and die then the whole world would rejoice. Randy is just plain useless, and every time there's another black girl on the show he just thinks: danngg, i wanna get inside her pants. And with his constant: Yo dawg! Check it out! No, Randy, it gets too old. Just shut up.
And don't even get me started on Ryan. But seriously, keep it up. Cause AI is so fixed, and most viewers are too blind to see that. Like right now, for instance. With that Paula incident? COMPLETE proof the show is fixed. But everyone just slides it by. The good singers will get a record deal no matter what, just look at past contestants. So, with this proven...
Let's make the bad ones make it!
-Michelle

My name is John Smith and I live in a studio apartment called Cinebarr at 4141 W. Glendale Ave. in Phoenix, Arizona.
I am writing to let you know that I am an aspiring singer/songwriter and I absolutely despise what you are doing to destroy American Idol and my dream of being on the show. I have written this song for two reasons: two show you how talented I am, and how talentless everyone on your site is.
Vote For The Worst
You Think You Are So Great
Just Because you are full of hate
You're bubble's about to burst
(Sing this next part to the tune of the refrain of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire")
CHRIS SLIGH, CHRIS DAUGHTRY, DANNY NORIEGA, AMANDER OVERMYER SUCK!
Lose to KELLY CLARKSON, JORDIN SPARKS, FANTASIA BORRRRINO WON!
(Now back to normal)
You don't have any skill!
There's no thrill
Picking you apart like an ant hill
Hold up the magnifying glass
I'm burning your site down!
Vote for the worst...
Needs a hearse - t.
You've just been owned, and yes I own the copyright to that by law. If you want to dual in some way you know where to find me.
-John

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passtheforbidde...
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 5:44pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

Goodness...I had to take several breaks reading all of that to get the laughter under control. Priceless. Most of the easy pitches from the mailbag have been already been hit out of the park, but no one has given Lydia the attention she so obviously needs:

"He is going to be the next American Idol unless it's David Cook...."

That's not very supportive of Lil' Davey, Lydia. Would you like to try that again with more feeling??

They just had American Idol as a category on Jeopardy's College Championship. No one knew who Jordin was, but the question selectors rightly had Sanjaya in the $1000 position! Again, priceless.

BeckEye
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:04pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I just wanted to defend myself against Bob. 38D, baby. They're real and they're fabulous.

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BeckEye
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:15pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

A few random thoughts...

"He is going to be the next American Idol unless it's David Cook."

Wow, Lydia. Way to cover your bases. Your halfhearted allegiance to Archuleta is inspiring.

"David Archuleta is an unstoppable force."

Gee, if only he would use his powers for good.

"The person next to you may really suck..."

Oh Lord, please let that person be Michael Johns. Bum-chicka-wah-wah.

And for John...wow, I hate to toot my own horn but I really am a better lyricist than you! I mean, at least I meant to write a flaming pile of poo, but you were actually trying to go for the gold there.

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marckyCONyelo
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:29pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

It's funny how VFTW has to change their bet every now and then each time their bets gets voted off every week. Now they're turning to David Archuleta when in fact they used to hate him (well, they still do). I think they now just want to take the credit so when David Archuleta wins, they would dub it as a VFTW victory... but as they put it, there has to be someone worst.. that's fine by me..

sanjayaisasuperstar
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:30pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

"HAHAHAHAHA! Who cares how long you keep your crappy pick in the competition? David Archuleta is an unstoppable force and will kick your VFTW pick's tail all the way to the finale!
-Sarah"

Take that VFTW!!!! Oh.

sporkandfoon
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:39pm
Joined: 09 May 2008

I don't think VFTW picking Archu-D2 has anything to do with taking the credit if he wins. That would be stupid, considering "worsters don't count, this site doesn't matter," etc. etc. etc.

I think it has more to do with Archie BEING the worst, no matter how much he's been pimped out. His chance of having a career is about as good as KKKristy getting her horse back from the glue factory.

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I don't understand. The site is "Vote for the Worst" but there is no where to vote and no where to watch the performances?
-chip

Scott Baio
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 7:09pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

I'm late to the party, but why the hell not?

Chaise - How can we be "envy?" We are the actual concept of envy? What does that even mean? And why are you named after a couch?

Rita - Does Naomi Judd run this site? I was not aware of that, but she must be if Rita is sending Naomi emails in care of VFTW. Since Naomi is now in charge, perhaps the name of this site should be changed to SexyGrannies.com.

Patti - You gosh darn no goodniks and your new fangled interwebs or whatchamacallit. You're right, Patti, we're all punks. Now tell us to get off your lawn!

Janice - Why do you hate America, Janice?

Bob - That was not very nice. I happen to have very large breasts. They complement my large penis very nicely. Some may call me a freak, but I can only be what God (and thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery) has made me.

Lydia - So let me get this straight, David A. is going to be the next American Idol unless of course it's David C.? No shit, genius. That's what we've been saying on this website for weeks now. Welcome to the party!

Carolyn - How do you "cyberbully" someone, exactly? That statement makes me want to cyberkick your cyberass! Then I'll cyberlaugh while you cybercry! Cyberiffic!

LifeonMars - Yes, I do have a job. Although I skipped work today to go see Iron Man instead. I thought it was pretty good. Robert Downey, Jr. brought a lot of fun energy to the Tony Stark character. Who knew he would make a good superhero? I'm sorry, what was your comment again? I forgot already. Excuse me while I go jerk off to Carly getting elimnated on AI. It's saved on my DVR! I had to put cellophane over the DVR to avoid getting goo in there. You're welcome!

Lo - You tricky ArchAngels and your reverse psychology! You've now made me second guess making Archuleta the pick. Oh wait, no you haven't. He's going to win no matter what happens, so we'll piss off retards like you in the interim.

Jay - Why the extended car metaphor? Why didn't you just use your patented catchphrase (see below)?

Veronica - Fuck you, Archtard! Oh, I'm sorry, you're one of the good ones. That was a reflex. Please forgive me.

Akiko - I resent that! I like to think of us as a bunch of seventh graders who think they're so funny. Don't you dare try to short change me, dookie face!

Cierra - Are people really naming their kids "Cierra" these days, or is that just some dumb internet handle based on your favorite pop star? Either way, you're fucked.

Betty - Welcome, Betty! I heard they're thinking of changing the name of the site to SexyGrannies.com. Please submit your hot old lady pics to . The winner gets to be featured in a gross spread with Naomi Judd!

Sarah - I'm confused. Archie is going to kick his own tail? Moreover, Archie has a tail? That's kind of freakish!

Joyce - Just a hint for you: websites can't stink! They haven't invented the Smellernet yet, although I'm working on getting the patent. Until then, you might want to check to see if the smell is actually emanating fromany of your own orifices. Stinky!

Michelle - Right on! Sorry, these can't all be funny. Then I would be spoiling you.

John - I think you and Worster BeckEye should team up and submit a song to the Idol songwriting competition. Then all the parts you wrote should be edited out because they suck. And Billy Joel might take umbrage with you claiming copyright to his work. Dumbass.

EDIT: I just went through and read all the other posts, and I need to respond to one:

FenderBender wrote:
John, yeah, I’ll just BET your real name is John Smith. You actually copyrighted that piece of shit? You just wasted your money. Then of course, you might be that Turtlebottom lawyer dude. If that’s the case, then your song is funny.

I assure you that I did not write that letter, and neither did my attorney, the esteemed Phineas J. Turtlebottom, Esq. Neither of us are claiming that piece of shit.

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sanjayaisasuperstar
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 6:54pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

"Write a song called DREAM CRUSHER, to the tune of DREAM MAKER."

To the tune of DREAM WEAVER would be better. More melisma.

supedupX
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 7:15pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

EVERYONE GO TO TMZ.COM RIGHT NOW! DADCHULETA HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM IDOL!!! BWAHAHAHA

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passtheforbidde...
Posted: May 9, 2008 - 7:35pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

Thanks for the tip! Excellent development...provides even more basis for Lil' Davey being the contestant TPTB don't want to win...they'd be stuck with psycho Dad for the duration.