Syesha Singing Tonight's Song Already

YAWN--Snoresha Indeed.

"Josiah Leming is a weeping vagina"-CastorTroy

I think I'll go take a Carolyn during that part of the show.

So she's performed this (poorly) once on another reality show and they are letting her perform it again?!

Maybe the producers are really throwing her under the bus tonight.

She really has a thing for sitting on a piano. I couldn't listen to the whole song, I didn't like it.

I shot the tambourine man.

Looks like the producers are determined to have a male/female final. Again. If it were KKKristy instead of Screechy in the Top 3, even money says TPTB would ask her to sing Amazing Grace.

I'm wouldn't be surprised to see Screechy win it all. Especially now that the Freemantle meat grinder has spit out Jordan, they need a replacement in the genre. Since Daughtry is doing just fine, and recording new material, so adding Cook to the line up doesn't improve overall record sales.

This assumes that the Producers base their actions on the bottom-line. Considering that it was the extra royalty payments that led them to kick out Daddy Dearest, and not his repeated bizzarro behaviors, I think my assumption is pretty close to the mark.

Go Archie! Longer than Daddy beats you with a hammer, higher than Jason Castro oh oh, farther than I could kick Cunty Smithson, VFTW will vote for you!

WWSS: What Would Sanjaya Sing?

wonder if she'll sit on the piano tonight, too. only way this could be entertaining is if she started stripping on top of the piano and put those knockers of hers to work pandering for votes like she's already doing (albeit in a slightly less X-rated manner).

and i wonder if Syscreecha and Gaspy engaged in a melismatic run battle who would emerge victorious. Probably Sy only because Gaspy would run out of air and/or become so terrified of being that close to a female for an extended period of time that he drop dead.

Crazytom said:
"Go Archie! Longer than Daddy beats you with a hammer, higher than Jason Castro oh oh, farther than I could kick Cunty Smithson, VFTW will vote for you!"

I love it!

I shot the tambourine man.

This plants give me allergies. No wonder viewership is falling like pollen. ('nuff of that) Who would cast some boring loser from some boring unsuccessful tv show to sing the same song she sang on that boring unsuccessful tv show during the finals of what should be the most successful, suspenseful, engaging, and endearing television show in tv history?!?!?!?!?! Gosh, Sanjaya really drove them all insane. I love it. They prefer predictably dull -- demonstrably UNWANTED personalities -- to unpredictable REBELS.

That performance reminded me of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VX2z7UJ8Io

Except Mila wasn't boring.

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Yeah, this is why I have to fight the urge to vomit in my mouth everytime I hear one of these jack ass judges say that this show is a search for Americas best "undiscovered talent". I can understand that in this day and age nearly anyone with any talent probably already has put out an album (garage recording studios are getting pretty cheap), but some of the crap we've been fed this season is just crazy. Putting out a small scale album that you recorded in your friends garage is not even as clost to as bad as a major company blowing millions for an album that sold 300 cd's/ or a contestant that has already been on talent search shows (little archie and Siesha (sp?). To be honest I miss Chakeze (I know I mangled the spelling, sorry) he was actually begging to become entertaining his last few weeks before elemination. I say VFTW uses some of it's power and gets together all of the better Worst candidates and put together a tour. See which does better, the Idol crapfest, or the Worsters Unite Across America Tour!!!!! I'd be wearing my VFTW shirt in the front row I promise ya!!

I will smack you in the FACE!! I'm Neil Diamond!!!!! (Will Ferrell SNL)