IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.



Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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tulaplee
May 21, 2008 - 8:08pm

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

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Stop running around like a toilet brush!!!!!!


Fidget
May 21, 2008 - 8:09pm

salvaged the season for me!

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manlambda
May 21, 2008 - 8:10pm

Damn he must of been crying because he thought there goes my career. I wish they had shown Archie's dads reaction when it was announced.
By the way Cook's brother is way hot much hotter than Cookie himself.


Skid Marx
May 21, 2008 - 8:10pm

Sorry, but we've GOTTA talk about this finale. You guys couldn't have been more wrong! All this talk about don't listen to those other websites such as DialIdol, etc., about how those polls are BS...
Well, DialIdol predicted David Cook would win, 59% to 41%, and the final results were Cook 56% to Lizard Boy 44%.
Pretty damn close to their prediction, I'd say!


E.Coli
May 21, 2008 - 8:10pm

Oh wow. Not listening to the judges, Scandalous!

Season 7 never happened. It's all a hoax guys.

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veg·e·ta·tive [vej-i-tey-tiv] –adjective
:characterized by a lack of activity; inactive; passive: a vegetative state.


LyssaRose16
May 21, 2008 - 8:11pm

I don't even care that Cook won all that much. Archie will sell a lot of cds anyway, so whatever. They're both good in different ways so it will be interesting to see who sells more albums. Anyway, I hope to be able to go see the top 12 preform in Green Bay Wisconsin in September. That would be epic.

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onaona
May 21, 2008 - 8:11pm

I wanted to see Gaspy's dad's reaction.

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williamhughes11
May 21, 2008 - 8:12pm

The next couple of mailbags will be priceless. :-)

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Krispea86
May 21, 2008 - 8:13pm

Did you all see the Guitar Hero ads? Cook totally rocked out on it! Archie on the other hand..looked like he was at some slumber party and really needed a hairbrush rather than the guitar...

But HECK YES! Cook won!

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LyssaRose16
May 21, 2008 - 8:14pm

Yeah, the mailbags will be ridiculous. All the David A. fans are totally going to blame the site instead of realizing that this site only got David A MORE votes. Retards.

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