IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

Posted by thefunnystone on May 21st, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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Dr.Greggy
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:25pm
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

I was waiting for David Hernandez to jump onto George Michael's lap out of habit.

I also liked how Seal blew Syscreecha right off the stage.

discodaisy
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:26pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

I don't care what you guys say, I freakin' LOVE George Michael!!! He totally stole the show!!!! I swear my clothes fell off the moment he walked on stage. Too bad these 12-year-old girls have no idea who he is!!!

And I'm glad David Cook won despite the judges' shitting all over him last night. It didn't work!!! LOL

I just hope David Cook is able to remain himself on his AI album and doesn't have to become a slave to the machine.... good luck!!!!

Ria216
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:26pm
Joined: 07 May 2008

randy will be glad to know that our "2007" winner is cookie.

did anyone else seem to think cook had more hair tonight??

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supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:28pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

the 12 year old girl mosh pit looked so bored during the show...haha. they probably never heard of any of the legendary stars that were there.

probably excited just to touch the Jonas twerps.

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MissManaged
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:30pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

So I wonder why no celeb sang with Jason. He is top 5. I had to laugh out loud watching Amanda tonight. She was probably thinking what the hell am I doing here? Thank God I don't have to go on tour with these fools. Wahahahahahaha. David Cook got a date with Kim Caldwell. How precious. Maybe they can make rock wannabe babies together. I was thinking that Cook was the winner when I saw Simon and Randy on the red carpet eating their words. I don't think Paula knew who won but I think the two guys did. I know this may be far fetched but did you hear Ryan call Gaspy, Archie? And on the red carpet Randy called Cook, Cookie so maybe they do read the comments here.

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Lindsay Schoon
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:31pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Archie's dad stood and clapped politely. He really doens't have much to complain about.... they certainly gave Archie the "edge" last night. Archie's attitude was quite good.. he was just incredibly proud of his friend Cook. I bet some of that wore off on old Dad.

Skid Marx
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:34pm
Joined: 16 May 2008

Did anyone else catch the funny moment of the night? When they were singing George Michael's "Father Figure," Stripper Hernandez actually got to sing the line about being naked, and smiled a big toothy grin to the camera! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink... Say no more!

Also, hate to break it to you guys, but my local news showed footage from the finale wherein Jeff Hitchoolater
was actually behaving very graciously, smiling and clapping for David Cook after the winner was announced. So, at least in public, he didn't go gonzo. Now on the other hand, I'd hate to be Lizard Boy at home tonight; I'm thinking it's gonna be like the interrogation scene in "Rambo" where they've got Stallone wired up to the electric bedsprings - Yikes!!

Dannyisme
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:35pm
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Oh, well. At least Archuleta can still try out for Honduran Idol.

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hillchics
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:35pm
Joined: 21 May 2008

Once again the DVR stops at 10:00 when Seacrest says, "The winner is David". Is Fox that hard up for money that they need those extra 5 commercials? And why is Castro considered a plant if we didn't see him until Top 24? And for the love of all that is holy, time to eliminate the dead weight that is Randy and Paula!!!

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MissManaged
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:35pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

Thank God Archie lost because I think he would have had heart failure right there on the stage if he had won.

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