IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

Posted by thefunnystone on May 21st, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:35pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Big Head gets to make his cheesey alternative pop-rock album. he wins.

Gaspy may develop a spine from this experience and kick daddy dearest to the curb when he is 18 and then go make his inspirational Josh Grobanish album that he so wants. I have a gut feeling that he so does not want that disney fame bs like the Jonas twerps. the screaming girls frighten him. in the end, this will make the kid stronger. he wins.

VFTW wins!

I think the real losers here are the annoying Gaspy fantards. haha.

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BeckEye
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:36pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I loved the way Hernandez breathily sang the word "naked." Like as if to say, "Yeah, NAKED. That's me. I get naked for a living. And, depending on how much money you have, I do other stuff too. Want me to be your Father figure? That's cool." Way to cash in on that bad reputation, Forgotten David!

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:36pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Okay so now the rock guy has won. Next year AI producers will be pimping who...an R&B guy perhaps? You just know they've already planned who they want to have win.

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vikesrule
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:40pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2007

Wow. I was wrong. I thought for sure they'd rig an Archie victory. The news on our local Fox affiliate asked people to call in and say whether they agreed with the vote. Some tweentard chick called in and stammered, in Archie fashion, and said "David Archuletta is younger and ummm... better....ummm ummm...and better...." Maybe if his fans could actually dial a phone he would've fared better.

vikesrule
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:42pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2007

David Lee Cook is not a rocker. I wish the ghosts of Joey Ramone and Sid Vicious would come out and kick his ass on stage and tell him what a rocker is. Unless your cd towers are full of Josh Grobin, you know Cook isn't a rocker.

blooncrazy
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:43pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2008

Yeah, noticed Hernandez AND Chickeezeee's "clothes don't make the man" line.

Was it a yellow suit he wore that he took such heat for from the judges?

Also:

Who was that alleged accounting firm? Huh? Has that ever appeared in seasons past?

And:

Who was the duet with Archie?

supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:45pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

and I now believe that Cook is cursed with this title. after his album comes out (and fails) he will be remembered as that dude with the bad hair who took the title away from a "precocious" 17 year old boy who went on to sell millions in light fm christian music.

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MissManaged
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:47pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

"I loved the way Hernandez breathily sang the word "naked." Like as if to say, "Yeah, NAKED. That's me. I get naked for a living. And, depending on how much money you have, I do other stuff too. Want me to be your Father figure? That's cool." Way to cash in on that bad reputation, Forgotten David!"

Hahahahaha! I am going to miss your posts and KristyLeesHorse and Chachi and others. You guys are great.

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MissManaged
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:49pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

"I don't even care that Cook won all that much. Archie will sell a lot of cds anyway, so whatever."

OMG! You really liked him? Well "a lot" is not really a number so a lot could be more than 10. That's a lot to me.

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Captain Tripps
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 8:50pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

"I don't care what you guys say, I freakin' LOVE George Michael!!! He totally stole the show!!!! I swear my clothes fell off the moment he walked on stage."

How could you watch the finale in a men's public restroom?!?!

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