IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

The moment of the night was when Simon put on his tapshoes and you could hear his gears grinding into reverse about how he treated Cook last night. He obviously saw the results on Dial Idol and knew what was coming and wanted to not look like a total tool when the results were announced. THAT, my friends, was priceless!

I'm pleased to say I watched only the last 5 minutes so I didn't have to endure all the hype, nor did I have to puke when David H and Mrs. Elton John sang together - Bleh...puked in my mouth a little just typing that.

12 million vote margin - pretty convincing. But then, all the 11 year old girls had to go to bed at 9pm leaving only grown - ups to call in.

Woo Hoo. America got it right. Too bad that, commercially at least, that's not great news for Cook. He'd do better with more creative freedom and a less restrictive contract. Archie, on the other hand, will be singing on Disney cruise ships with Hanna Montana look-alikes (because Miley Cyrus is smarter than that) before Christmas.

Peace, out, bitches! 'Til next year...

That little voice in your head that reminds you that you can't do anything right...

"OMG You really liked him? Well "a lot" is not really a number so a lot could be more than 10. That's a lot to me."

Um, yeah I did actually like him. Why? I thought he sang well..Of course his gasps started to bother me after a while, but other than that I think he has the stronger voice of the two Davids. But I still liked both none the less, & I think they'll both sell a good number of cds, and more than 10 yeah. You don't have to get smart with me just because you disagree with me.

-Lyssa

Oh man I can't wait to see this mailbag! The 2008 curse of VFTW lives on! I love it!

amen. love this site!

Congrats to DC. You may not have liked him, but at least he sounds current. Are more importantly, he made Simon apologize.

Jesus, my wife and I had to watch the DVR of the finale because our little girl has a fever, and it got down to the announcement... Ryan said "The winner of American Idol 2008 is... David.... COOK!" and JUST as he said "Cook", the tape ended! If it had been a second longer, we'd have only gotten "The winner of American Idol 2008 is... David..." END. Thank goodness he got around to saying it.

The artistic rendering of Mr. Cook as a caucasian Stoddard is brilliant.

Tonight was what AI was all about. Washed up B list has beens trying for some free publicity.
Donna Summer, Bryan Adams, George Michael - Could it have been any more pathetic? Hello? The 1980's called and wanted its dullards back.

Does anyone want to imagine if George "I visit public toilets" and David "I dance naked for guys" met backstage and discussed career tips?

So, does Gaspy get to keep the Ford vehicle or does dad grab it?

Is it just me or does Ramiele has fat stubby legs?

Was Jason happy that he gets time to hang with his girlfriend and not be burdened with AI hassles?

Did Carly pack on some more pounds and was she too fat for her dress?

Adam Lambert is a douche

"I don't even care that Cook won all that much. Archie will sell a lot of cds anyway, so whatever."

OMG! You really liked him? Well "a lot" is not really a number so a lot could be more than 10. That's a lot to me.
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At least he will probably sell more than Carly did.

MissManaged,

"Hahahahaha! I am going to miss your posts and KristyLeesHorse and Chachi and others. You guys are great."

<3 I'm going to miss you all, too. I love this site.

So long everybody! I'll remember you all in therapy!

Like a forest bows to winter... Beneath the deep white silence... I will quietly resist
Like a flower in the desert... That only blooms at night... I will quietly resist - Rush