IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

Posted by thefunnystone on May 21st, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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purpledarklighter
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:18pm
Joined: 19 May 2008

manlambda i agree Andrew is way hotter than David !
And I wanted to see dadchuleta's reaction as well.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:24pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Yeah, Cook's brother is pretty cute.

Not a patch on Chikieze of course, but cute nonetheless.

Roll on AI8.

P.S. Dear Carly O'Planty, I'm sorry for all the horrible things I said about you this year. Except for when I made fun of how you couldn't sing. Because you can't. And also how horrible you looked in that red top. Because it was downright vile.

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Samara
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:26pm
Joined: 08 May 2008

Fuck.

I hope Cook flops.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:33pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

I won't rehash the shitfest because I don't want to trigger horrible flashbacks, but THE. PRICELESS. MOMENT. of the night was Simon, being totally out of character for him, apologizing to David Cook. When I heard that, I immediately thought, "Cook's gonna win and Simon has to kiss ass." So I wasn't surprised when Cook DID win.

I only hope Prince Gaspian's daddy doesn't take away the keys from the Hybrid and beat him with numchucks as punishment tonight.

This just in: Gaspy will be filling in for Grumpy at the Seven Dwarfs Concert Series at Disney World in June. Grumpy checked himself into rehab last week for anger management issues.

adnaper
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:34pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

I'm sure VFTW is glad this season is over, since it showed how ineffectual you really are. Hey don't get me wrong, I love you for your snarky comments and all the venting you do, but as for affecting who wins, you're out of it. Everyone you chose this season got voted off very quickly after. You chose David A as a desperate ploy in the final weeks when he was favored to win - wussy move!

Just give up your delusions that you can fix the results and you'll be okay.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:39pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

adnaper,

"Just give up your delusions that you can fix the results and you'll be okay."

I think you've been sipping from Paula's Coke glass.

dabon8r
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:39pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Nice post, KL's Horse. You didn't rip me off word-for-word, but it was pretty damn close LOL.

At least we agree on this one.

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Moxie
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:42pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Poor Samara. :( *sniff* *sniff* *gasp* *sniff*

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:45pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

SeverusSnapeFan,

"I love the photo!"

Me, too! I laugh everytime I see it.

"By the way...Has anyone seen Samara or Carolyn?"

Samara posted that she hopes Cook flops. Yeah, she's taking it hard. I can only hope she doesn't try to flush herself down the toilet. Someone needs to keep a suicide watch on her and all the other distraught Prince Gaspian fantards who are devastated by his loss tonight.

supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:45pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Flush, Samara, Flush.

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