IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

Posted by thefunnystone on May 21st, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:46pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

p.s. everyone...I'm copyrighting "Prince Gaspyan"...bwahaha. ;)

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Sonjaya of Sam
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:46pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2007

adnaper wrote:
...David A ... was favored to win...

Yeah, that worked out really well for him, didn't it?

Sincerely,
Thomas E. Dewey
U.S. Presidential Candidate, Election of 1948

Samara
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:48pm
Joined: 08 May 2008

It's so nice to know you guys care. =)

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:50pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

SupedupX,

"p.s. everyone...I'm copyrighting "Prince Gaspyan"...bwahaha. ;)"

Which is why I spell "Gaspian" with an "i". Hahaha! :::rushing out to get copyright::: ;)

I've enjoyed your posts this season....love ya! <3

Sonjaya of Sam
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:52pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2007

Here you go, Samara...

Let us know if you're one of those Jordin Sparks-like fatties so we can substitute the heavy-duty model.

dabon8r
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:54pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

SupedupX,

"p.s. everyone...I'm copyrighting "Prince Gaspyan"...bwahaha. ;)"

KL's Horse: Which is why I spell "Gaspian" with an "i". Hahaha! :::rushing out to get copyright::: ;)

I've enjoyed your posts this season....love ya! <3

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Hey, dorks, copyrights are for intellectual property.

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Moxie
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:54pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Sonjaya of Sam - LOVE this historic reference...and watching it swoop effortlessly over the heads of any fantards who visit tonight! :)

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supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 9:56pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Kristy Lees Horse,

And I have enjoyed your posts as well. (tips hat)

Thanks Dave and all the worsters.

I began as a lurker on this site in Season 5. But the shitbomb of this season finally provoked me into expressing my distaste for the whole game.

Thanks for giving me a place to vent.

And I hope to NEVER have to see Cunty Shitson again on tv. (prays)

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:01pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

E.Coli,

"Season 7 never happened. It's all a hoax guys."

Or like in "Dallas" -- it was all a dream....

Scene: Paula's bedroom. She's sleeping but suddenly wakes up from a horrific nightmare.

Paula: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Simon comes out of the shower wearing a towel around his loins. OK, I admit the thought of that really, REALLY excites me...)

Simon (sits on the bed, embracing Paula): What's the matter, sweetheart?

Paula: I had a dream....it was so terrible....American Idol season 7 in 2008 -- but Randy kept calling it 2007....the season finale was between a dwarf and a man with a huge head!

Simon: Now, Paula, you've been in the medicine cabinet again, haven't you? Season 7 never really happened....

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:05pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

dabon8r,

"Hey, dorks, copyrights are for intellectual property."

For using the word "dorks" without permission from the copyright owners, they're getting a lawler to sew your ass. ;)