IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!! Oh yeah... and David Cook Wins. We Must Have Cursed Gaspy. Haha.

Posted by thefunnystone on May 21st, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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Well it looks like for the first time ever, America didn't listen to the judges and did what they wanted. Good job, America. While we would have preferred a Gaspy win so that Jeff Archuleta would have to be unleashed on society, this is still funny. And to all of you Archtards out there, we must have cursed David Archuleta. Oops! VFTW strikes again. Or it's because you didn't vote enough. It's all your fault, Archtards, because VFTW voted a lot. So blame yourselves. FAILURES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU????? Or did we just curse him on purpose? You'll never know.

Well, we're glad this season is over. And congrats to David Cook for being the only non-plant in the top 8, and the winner. Not too shabby. But please, let's never talk about this season again. Glad to have you all along for the ride to make fun of this stupid show. We've loved you all. See you next year!

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sarahinAZ
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:45pm
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

Thank God I came on here so I know not to bother watching this fantastically awful shitfest. Here's to David Cook and his shitty career. Congrats!

wawpecong
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:46pm
Joined: 07 May 2008

Did everyone else NOT see Ryan Peecrust almost get tossed off the stage by the Love Guru's magic carpet? And he looked PISSED! I thought that was priceless.

Jason Castro didn't have to sing with some d-bag hasbeen because he can carry a tune on his own. He was thinkin' Bob Marley!

BTW I really enjoyed the radio program tonight. I'd never watched any previous seasons of AI. I must admit, the top 20 VFTW performances had me googling for hours afterwards. Classic!

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

wawpecong,

"Did everyone else NOT see Ryan Peecrust almost get tossed off the stage by the Love Guru's magic carpet? And he looked PISSED! I thought that was priceless."

I LOVED IT!!!!! I was extremely disappointed that he didn't fall off the stage. That would have made the finale for me. :)

I say we get Mike Myers to host AI next season! Ryan Seafoam....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

catperson
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm
Joined: 19 Feb 2008

I just had to stop by to say goodbye for this season..and maybe for any remaining seasons AI should produce.
This year did me in. Haven't watch in over a month. Sick of it..tired of it...
really didn't care which David won. I know neither will go on to break any records (no pun intended) in record sales! They will BOTH flop miserably.

Anyhow..I must say that YOUR site has made this a fun experience!

Take care everyone!

Janis aka Catperson

Zaza
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 11:07pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

I am under 35 and know both ZZ Top and One Republic. I have to be honest, I was more excited seeing OR. Their song was huge this past fall, so I think many people know them. Overall, I found the finale very entertaining. Usually, I tune out for a while. They really went all out to make sure it was entertaining. The winner was like an after thought.

I think Simon and Archie were both relieved that Cook won. Emotionally, Archie can't handle it. Even in interviews leading up to the show, Cook had to carry the kid because he couldn't really answer questions. If Archie won, he would be all on his own. He wouldn't be able handle it.

This season did have a lot of talent. Let's be honest, no one truly sucked. As far as experience, I believe of the top 8 Jason was the only true novice.

kf8295
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 11:10pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

I want to see what happens when the Archies finally get home from L.A. Personally, I want to see Jeff go all whistleblower on Idol and give up all of their secrets in a tell all book or exclusive interview.

UnstableHippo
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 11:36pm
Joined: 02 May 2007

I know I'm not the only one who snorted her drink out of her nose after hearing Cook sing that magic rainbow line.
I'd be crying too if I was forced to sing something that terrible.

supedupX
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 11:44pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

wow...I'm baffled! this exit interview posted on Fox Utah with Prince Gaspian shows someone none of us have seen all season: a happy, relaxed, relieved, seemingly normal 17 year old boy. he handles the interview himself quite well. and he looks so freaking happy about the results.

http://www.myfoxutah.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6599855&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

THIS proves my theory all along that the reason this kid was terrible and miserable all year was because of the pressure of this show and his douche-bag father.

Kid, break free when you turn 18!

FREEDOM....FREEDOM!!!!

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idolfan001
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 11:47pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2007

I was one of the few who actually thought Archuleta could sell more records than Cookie. I mean, we already have Daughtry. As good as Cook is, he is still a second rate Daughtry. Archie, on the other hand, is a nice little boy who listens to his daddy. After Hannah Montana, a.k.a. Miley Cyrus came out with that incestuous Vanity Fair spread, I would imagine that the teen world would be looking to crown a new, and more G-rated, pop sensation.

Personally, I think Jeff Archuleta should go hound the people at Disney. That may be Archie's only shot at selling records but if packaged correctly, he could catch the boat that Sanjaya missed (I believe Hannah Montana approached Sanjaya last year and he turned the show down).

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Jacey
Posted: May 22, 2008 - 12:01am
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

You know TPTB have been itching for this ever since Daughtry slipped through their fingers. I almost thought that the judges were over hyping Archuleta on purpose so that his fantards would get too comfortable to vote and piss off Cook's fans to vote like mad. They'll make way more money off of Cook.

Funniest moment of the night, when they made the male stripper dude sing the "...Naked..." line of Father Figure. Hillarious!