What... the... fuck?

Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.

Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in. 

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Smartie
Posted: June 25, 2008 - 11:28pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I can't get my eyes off of David Cook's enormous boobs and beer gut.

 

Syesha looks like she's trying out for 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'.  

 

Good to see Michael Lee John(s) the thieving liar is shoved up the back. Loser. 

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kf8295
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 12:23am
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Awesome shot. What I find amazing, and yet somehow NOT amazing at the same time, is that Jason Castro was probably the only one that didn't need any help from wardrobe. He just opened his closet.

bhamcha
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 12:25am
Joined: 16 May 2007

Archuleta looks like Fez from That 70s show.

Btw, is cunty trying to lay a wet one on ramiele?

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rem
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 2:16am
Joined: 12 Jun 2006

Oddly enough, Ramiele looks better here than she did on her run on Idol.

magooschmooz
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 8:02am
Joined: 05 May 2008

I am having this vibe of a nasty Swingers club Ad.
David Cook looks like some slimeball from a disco where Denny terio kicked him out.
Brooke looks like she should be hanging with Andy Warhol at 54 and he is going THANK GOD I AM GAY!!!!
Chikeze and Syesha look like extras from SHAFT. Shut my Mouth!!!!

Rebel
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 8:46am
Joined: 13 May 2007

Smartie

Thanks for pointing out who the stupid looking guy in the background is. That is how forgettable he was to me. I recognized all the others, even if I could not remember all their names, but I was lost on who that was.

ragna123
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 9:07am
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

Does Kristy have a six pack or abs? sExY!
David Cook looks GAY! EW! MAN BOOBS!
and What is Carly doing w/ Ramiele's hair?

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Weenrocks
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 10:09am
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Those clothes are all out of style, like from the 70's or something.

SHL
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 10:10am
Joined: 06 Mar 2007

I honestly thought David Cook was Jack Black at first glance.

BeckEye
Posted: June 26, 2008 - 10:32am
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Holy Polyester...Cook looking freaking hilarious. He also kind of looks like he wants to kill himself.

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