And Even Less Loved...

Posted by thefunnystone on July 10th, 2008 at 7:21 PM
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OK, so we overexaggerated on the last story. Constantine has work... in Desperation Tour 2008! Actually, it's just 4 American Idol finalists singing Christmas songs on December 3rd at the State Theatre in Easton, PA. The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo. Seriously, Diana. We don't even care that much about you but you can definitely do better than this group of desperate wannabes. Drop out and let someone truly pathetic take your place... like Carly Smithson. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the tip!
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Lint_Licker
Posted: July 10, 2008 - 10:48pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Ok, wtf is up with that Voice cover?

I posted this on the AI Media thread as well but looks like Constantcrap and a whole bunch of the rejects will have some gigs at the Hotel Nikko in San Francisco. Good thing for Constantcrap to have at least one more gig before bingo season begins.

http://www.therrazzroom.com/Idols.html

purpledarklighter
Posted: July 10, 2008 - 11:02pm
Joined: 19 May 2008

This picture is so disgusting! oh the horror!!!
And this indeed sounds like a desperation fest. It would probably get canceled like the one you mentioned before...

bhamcha
Posted: July 11, 2008 - 1:41am
Joined: 16 May 2007

"The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo."

Wait, you mean to say Diana Degarmo is still alive? I thought she was killed by Mantasia when she came in second and congratulated Mantasia by saying- "at least I don't look like Flava flav".

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Smartie
Posted: July 11, 2008 - 6:08am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

AHHHH! IT'S THE CUMSTAINTEETH! EWWWWWW!!!!!

 

Now I'm going to have nightmares. 

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JauntyHat
Posted: July 11, 2008 - 11:56am
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

I read elsewhere that Diana might be doing the Broadway revival of Godspell this fall, which probably means she would drop out of this holiday thing. So there is still hope that she'll escape having to deal with the greasy stares and come ons she'd surely get from Maroulis.

andrea-19
Posted: July 11, 2008 - 12:03pm
Joined: 28 Mar 2008

Eww constandouche...

Yeah Diane, you can do better than this!

fuquethee
Posted: July 13, 2008 - 12:17am
Joined: 19 Feb 2008

That's hysterical. Easton Pa. I grew up there and after living out of state for several years I now live 8 miles from the State Theater. There's practically nothing to do around here.

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Weenrocks
Posted: July 14, 2008 - 2:21pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that picture. Does anyone have a mint?