David Hernandez is So Desperate for Attention That...

Posted by thefunnystone on July 20th, 2008 at 7:59 AM
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He lets Extra film him while he gets a microderm abrasion. So sad. The unintentionally funny moments of the video are when he pretends to be straight and the announcer refers to him as not liking girly things, he refers to himself as "performing" but doesn't specify stripping or singing (it's stripping), and when he desperately pimps his MySpace at the end as if people will care to listen to him sing.

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ElectricTech
Posted: July 20, 2008 - 4:20pm
Joined: 25 Feb 2008

That chick looks hot. Where did that picture come from?

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insaneinthesfv
Posted: July 20, 2008 - 2:38pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

I'm sure he wanted to be filmed getting his genital warts zapped, as that would have been slightly more interesting, but Boogie already beat him to it.

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Mugsy
Posted: July 20, 2008 - 6:04pm
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

All I can say is, YUCK!

Will he next bring the camera in when he gets his chest waxed?

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Scott Baio
Posted: July 20, 2008 - 8:27pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Hey, I gave that guy a microderm abrasion once. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth!

"Microderm abrasion" is just a euphemism for "wicked BJ," right?

If not, please disregard my previous statement.

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magooschmooz
Posted: July 20, 2008 - 11:03pm
Joined: 05 May 2008

I can see it now, EXTRA follows David to the Adult Bookstore to watch him go for a protein facial in the gloryhole!!!!!

Will this LOGO Whore Go Away!!!!!!!

manlambda
Posted: July 21, 2008 - 6:22am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Yeah David is a great guy to prove spas aren't threatening to men. Please gay men have been going there for years though ironically I've never been. No one would confuse me for the pretty boy type. :-)

magooschmooz
Posted: July 21, 2008 - 8:01am
Joined: 05 May 2008

I am sure David has been going to those same spas where they have workout equipment that nobody uses.

Shasta McNasty
Posted: July 21, 2008 - 10:08am
Joined: 11 Feb 2008

Not liking girly things? Yea right. Cayden, we know you've gotten the works, Brazilian wax job and asshole-bleaching included. You ain't fooling nobody.

manlambda
Posted: July 21, 2008 - 10:30am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Magoo,
Now cmon those aren't spas they are private gyms that have private dressing rooms. :-)~ Everyone needs a bed in their private dressing rooms.

magooschmooz
Posted: July 21, 2008 - 1:01pm
Joined: 05 May 2008

TRUE.................

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