Nigel Lythgoe Jumps Ship On American Idol...VFTW Victory!
TMZ.com is reporting that American Idol Executive Producer/Chief Rigger Nigel Lythgoe has made the ultimate submission to VFTW and jumped off the sinking ship American Idol. What's wrong, Uncle Nigel...Has VFTW gotten to you after exposing all your plants and screwing with your contestants and show for all these years? Are you tired of your finalists like Blake, Taylor and Katherine being the doormats of the music industry? Or is it that you just want to devote your full attention to watching feminine men prancing around the stage shirtless with fake bulges in their pants?
Whatever the case may be, may we wish you a big "F-You", you lying, obsessive, manipulating, delusional, probably closeted British Douchebag. You've done everything possible over the years to shut us down but you're gone and VFTW's still here. VFTW Victory!
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Good riddance, you British piece of shit.
Burn in hell, limp dick.
I'd better stop before my tourettes kicks in.
Why does it say "F-You" instead of "FUCK YOU"? We've been waiting for this for ages.
YAY!! finally we get rid of this homophobic douchebag asshole! FUCK YOU NIGEL!
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HAHAHHHH! One down, how many more to go?
So, who's next to jump from the sinking ship?
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VFTW Victory!!!!
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We here in the Militant Wing of VFTW are just beside ourselves with joy over this wonderful news!
So I've decided to decloak just long enough to say:
VFTW, you make us SO. DAMN. PROUD!
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Motherfucking best VFTW Victory EVER! What a great thing to come home to vacation to. And I have just the way to celebrate, coming soon!
STP, your write up is pure love. <3
Welcome back Dave! Have you seen my Mark Day video?
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Ouch! I would rather endure one hundred repetitive Randys, fifty flip-flopping Simons, and twenty incoherent Paulas than spend five minutes in the company of that screeching freak toothmonster Mary Murphy on "So You Think Anyone Gives Shit About Dancing?" Enjoy hell, Nigel.
And just hink, after all that, you've got the real Hell to look forward to! You might enjoy Satan contantly poking you in the ass with his pitchfork, but I'm sure there are worse things in store for you. Like having to listen to Kellie Pickler explain the theory of releativity for eternity. Or having to clean Bucky Covington and Elliot Yamin's teeth (the old teeth, not the new ones) every day. Or having to scrub the "gravy" stains out of an unending mountain of Ruben's jockey shorts. Or, worst of all, being forced for eternity to actually listen to the shit music that you and your evil company have produced over the last several years. The horror! The horror!
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Clearly, the best thing that could happen to AI.
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